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We at Destructoid are always looking to improve our reviews. They're a huge part of our site and one of the most controversial aspects of any videogame community, so ensuring that reviews are clear, concise and fair should be a prime priority of any outlet. 

With that in mind, we realize that reviews are always going to be a sore point and the root of many arguments, no matter how clear we make the scoring system or refined the review's text. That doesn't mean we can't try, however, and I think our continued effort may finally have paid off. 

Introducing the latest evolution of Destructoid reviews -- an all-new format, with a focus on finally giving the audience what it wants from a game review. This is what the people asked for, this is what they are getting!








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Dakilazical's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:02
Dakilazical
Yes but will the score work for the toilet edition?
Shadowstew's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:03
Shadowstew
You ruined my screen. :[
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:04
njsykora
4.5/10
KalosBlue's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:04
KalosBlue
I was going to complain at this not warranting an article....but this really was needed.
Also, congrats to Mr. Destructoid for getting all those women!
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:04
Jim Sterling
Dakilazical:

Destructoid shall continue its ongoing commitment to ensuring that mobile users cannot see review scores.
poop shoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:04
poop shoot
if you lost some weight you'd be pretty cool
Shane86's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:04
Shane86
*slowclap*
Billy Barclay's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:05
Billy Barclay
I hope somebody actually does it...
SunRa73's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:05
SunRa73
SLOW NEWS DAY HUUURRRR.

Seriously, this is funny.
Rodeo Danza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:05
Rodeo Danza
This is in response to Jim's feelings being hurt because people pointed out inconsistencies of reviews. A fat, sad man who tries too hard.

That said, I love this site for everything that is not Sterling related.
Vid Cirman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:06
Vid Cirman
Done:

http://imgur.com/yLWol
http://imgur.com/VHtm6
Meritocrat's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:06
Meritocrat
Jim, can you make the logo a bit bigger?

(Sorry, sorry)
Nemisku's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:07
Nemisku
Mr Jim Sterling. You are a fat arse. Keep up the good work. The world depends on it.
Tristrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:07
Tristrix
"We at Destructoid are always looking to improve our reviews."

Then get new reviewers!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkfVdrtLcRs
Vid Cirman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:07
Vid Cirman
(I posted this on G+ where the image was posted first)
http://imgur.com/yLWol
http://imgur.com/VHtm6
Damn pencil's going to be hard to erase :/. The bad English is intentional of course.
I like you and all of your work Jim Sterling! Can you scream my name (or just think it loudly) whilst rolling your head back and forth along the keyboard? Please post the product of your head-rolling so I know you care :)
Janklogs's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:07
Janklogs
inb4isthisnews
CapTN Riggz's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:07
CapTN Riggz
Good attempt at humour. 3/10
charlie von chaingun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:07
charlie von chaingun
Yes! Finally!
My customized Dtoid Deadly Premonition score:

11/10
Blake Stone's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:08
Blake Stone
I love you, Jim. I'd probably give you a handy if we ever met.
TXYeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:08
TXYeti
I hate the stencil font. Can you change this please?
SullyZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:08
SullyZero
Um, what's going on in that header image?
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:08
Jim Sterling
"This is in response to Jim's feelings being hurt because people pointed out inconsistencies of reviews."

Considering no inconsistencies were ever pointed out, that can't really be true.
ninjahguru's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:09
ninjahguru
absolutely amazing! It's exhausting seeing how many people throw fits over a review they don't agree with. If you don't like a site's or person's review styles, don't read them. Move on
Hohojirozame's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:09
Hohojirozame
i couldnt see what you did thar
T3HM0RR0W's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:10
T3HM0RR0W
10/10
linzbot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:11
linzbot
I, for one, welcome our new videogame scoring system overlord.

Fantastic.
AncientPsychicTandemWarElephant's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:11
AncientPsychicTandemWarElephant
I just don't get it...sharpie's and monitors? I think I liked the old format better.
Abomination's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:12
Abomination
Yeah, I bet the audience bought you off you fat bias.
Henriquegds's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:13
Henriquegds
a 8 out of 10 for this review of the review
tomothy25's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:13
tomothy25
Excellent work, Jim. Love those tags.
Michael's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:14
Michael
This is hard-hitting journalism, folks.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:15
fetusmilk
dtoid should adopt a letter grade score based on categories. points just dont make sense. letter grades are much easier to get a point across. and then give the info as to why you think it should have that grade.

like grfx,sound,gameplay,story,interface etc. and then a final grade for over all not based on an average.

just an example. COD:MW3
grfx-c good , but nothing ground breaking, weird popups etc.
snd-c again nothing special, usual war sounds.
gameplay-a alot of fun to play if its your kind of game.
single player-f to short, usual war nonsense. bad guys, nukes etc.
multiplayer-a alot of fun. good online matchmaking blah blah.
final grade-b while nothing special since that last games, its still fun to play. if you like that kind of game
AncientPsychicTandemWarElephant's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:16
AncientPsychicTandemWarElephant



ooppfff.... I'm still lollygagging around with the comment system, GUYS CALM DOWN I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT!
Mista Smegheneghan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:16
Mista Smegheneghan
I'd want to prove Billy right, but I like my monitor.
0ldman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:17
0ldman
Jim your such a prick don't ever change, your the reason i come to destructiod and Tara ok Tara is the reason i come to destructiod but you keep me here
Jesse7277's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:17
Jesse7277
Id have to agree with the majority here. MW3 was the biggest copy and paste, cash on game in recent years. It should of been a expansion pack. 9.5 is waaaaay to nice. With that said MK7 is super fun:)
redsun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:18
redsun
Opinions. Opinions about opinions. Opinions about opinions about opinions.

Score: 10/10
MrNorth's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:21
MrNorth
@ Jim sterling
try rewarding good behavior by replying to more constructive comments ,instead for giving trolls the reaction they want from you,
because for them, its all about being noticed.

I know replying to nice and bland comments does not get your mojo cooking. But still try replying to more normal users for a mouth or so. see if the bitching dies down.
Zeedles's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:21
Zeedles
Jim the other day I had a nightmare. All of the people that dislike you finally got you lobotomized and you were just like a mumbling pile of crap, writing the reviews that they wanted you to write. Long gone was the jovial, nay, jolly pie guy from Podtoid and various entertainment outlets.

Don't ever let my nightmare come true baby
UsedGamers's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:23
UsedGamers
I lol'd. I was coming in with the impression of you guys were actually changing the format. I was going to rant how your format is the best, you don't need categories to give a good review, and how the actual review is what you should grade the game on, not some nonsense scoring system of Letters or Numbers.

It seems the day has been saved by a bit of dry humour. Cheers.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:23
Char Aznable
BIAS/10.
Jawmuncher's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:25
Jawmuncher
Lol Jims toilet edition comment made me laugh.
Rodeo Danza's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:27
Rodeo Danza
Jim, you're not inconsistent, EA isn't greedy, and Bobby Kotick wouldn't stab his own mother for money.

On a side note, I think most people realize your hatred for a company like EA directly correlates with how you score their games. I mean, you played BF3's multiplayer for less than 2 hours when you posted your review.

I'm not so naive as to think Activision would pay people for reviews, but I do think you display a lack of professionalism when you review a multiplayer focused game in the manner in which you did. Reading the review it was obvious you were going to downgrade the score of the game because of EA and more specifically Battlelog. When you base your score on outside factors like that I think you disrespect your craft.
EnigmaticHat's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:28
EnigmaticHat
Ninja bread man is now a 10.
FailSafe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:28
FailSafe
I give this review a 10/Sterling.
Zyk's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/06/2011 14:28
Zyk
This review is biased because it is based on someones personal opinion and it is someones biases that give them that opinion of a game. Eg. I dont like shit games so my bais against shit games would make my opinion of something like FFXIII very negative.

All opinions are biased, every PS3 fanboy who bitches about an exclusive getting a perfect score has a bias thinking that all PS3 exclusives are superior. And going off of your review of Mario Kart 7 Jim it was a bias review because it was based off of your opinion of Mario Kart 7.

Gamers need to realise that bias is someones personal opinion and that there are many factors going into everones opinion and the only time you should call someone out on a review is if you have actual proof that they are being paid off my Activision or something instead of yourselves being the bias piece of shit that you so readily accuse reviewers of being.
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