Yes, someone made a f**king boat accessory for Kinect.
Atomic Accessories' appropriately titled Game Boat "is de facto the first accessory for the peripheral which doesn't need any." So uh, guys -- this is the actual selling point, not blogger-made snark. Don't believe me? See for yourself, then.
I can't decide if this accessory makes me embarrassed for Kinect, or if it actually makes Kinect seem like the greatest revelation for gaming ever by comparison.
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