I once had a nightmare, and in my dark and twisted dream, I was being grilled by redneck comedian Jeff Foxworthy. A number of elementary school children intently watched on, including one Little Sister who brandished a glowing hypodermic needle.
"What's the capital of Nicaragua, motherf***er?" Foxworthy snapped at me. "How many quarts of blood are in the bodies seven elephants!?"
I usually wake up screaming, and thanks to THQ, I can now live my nightmare. Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? (based on the popular game show, hosted by Jeff Foxworthy) is available today for the PC. A Nintendo DS version will be available this Fall, with PlayStation 2 and Wii versions coming in 2008.
If you're wondering, the capital of Nicaragua is Managua. And there are many, many quarts of blood in the bodies of seven elephants.
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9:52 AM on 08.28.2007
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Is so, I might have to burn every copy I see!
Along with Desperate Housewives for the PS2 and the New Kids on the Block game for the NES.
Game of the Year right here, folks
Still, I wonder if "hard" mode lets you answer really hard questions, like from the 6th grade.
Check it out.
the game: might actually sell well (for an educational game) i'd recommend using as a teaching aide rather than edu-tainment.
Think about that. Four years in college perfecting your hand at 3D software to apply bump-mapping to Jeff Foxworthy's mustauche.
Cocktail for depression, much?