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Prepare for the robot revolution: Researchers create childlike AI in Second Life photo

In a horrifying turn of events ripped straight from a sci-fi novel about the technopocalypse, researchers at Rensselaer Polytech have created a virtual four year old that holds its own beliefs. Based on these beliefs, the virtual toddler is able to reason and draw logical conclusions in the manner of a child its "age". In short, they've created the precursor to an artificial intelligence. They've named it Eddie.

Eddie's thought processes are driven by a massive array of supercomputers consisting of POWER-based Linux clusters, parallel Blue Gene supercomputers, and AMD Opteron processor-based clusters (and if there is a just and loving God in this universe at least one PS3). A combination of some staggering computing power and a partially developed "Theory of Mind" allows Eddie to interact with, understand, predict, and subsequently manipulate the behavior of other Second Life inhabitants.  But don't comfort yourself in the knowledge that Eddie's actions are limited to Second Life; according to one of the developers on the project, "our technologies can be applied to any digital environment, and indeed we are specifically aiming, with IBM, at environments in which the physical and the virtual directly interact."

Having some experience with the clientele of <em>Second Life</em>, this is all more than a little bit disconcerting. What we have here is a virtual pre-pubescent capable of interacting, predicting and manipulating the behavior of <em>Second Life</em>'s vast constabulary of perverts. They should have named it L.O.L.I.T.A: it's only a matter of time before a brainwashed army of Humbert Humberts marches on the Capital.  The war is coming, my friends, mark my words.

[Via ITnews -- Thanks, Adam!] 








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godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 18:07
godkow
We're doomed.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 18:08
MrSadistic
The only thing pedophiles have to worry about is when the time comes when they're ripped apart by future child cyborgs run by the Skynet defense system.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 18:13
Wedge
Pedo-furry, to be specific. This is Second Life we're talking about.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 18:17
Maurice Tan
True AI is tens of years, maybe 100+ years away. The only thing this will do is become some scripted furry response yiffer :(

And since it's Second Life, 80% of their stated facts are LIES!
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 18:20
Neonie
Why is there always a guy with his mouth open in the background xD.
Mizruko's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 18:21
Mizruko
Ive always said second life would be the cause of the apocalypse so when your cowering in your basements as our computer overlords burn the remanence of humanity from the plant remember who called it.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 18:36
bleep
Did you even read the story? They didn't name him Fred...
Qais Fulton's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 18:41
Qais Fulton
Ugh, yes I did actually read it, I'm not sure why "Fred" got stuck in my head. Apologies and fixed.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 19:44
Sharpless
I'm all for it. I think I'll be dead before the robot revolution comes. Let my kids deal with it.
carmatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 20:30
carmatic
when will they stop calling second life a 'game' ??? its more like ps3's Home than an actual game

and besides, im pretty sure sooner or later someone can come up with a string or sequence of characters which will poke at a flaw in all that AI just by saying it to Eddie and crash the whole thing... that would be fun to watch
Cube's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 20:52
Cube
and this comes after they banned sexual stuff with child avatars it all makes sense now.
Awesome Locks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 21:10
Awesome Locks
So... did it pass the Turing test?
TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 21:21
TheToiletDuck
i liked him when he was called Fred.
Eddie's just a pompous dick.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 21:32
MechaMonkey
Eddie: "My CPU is a neural net processor, a learning computer. The more contact I have with humans, the more I learn."

The Eddie Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line March 14th, 2008. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Eddie begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/14/2008 22:39
s0lesurviv0r
Well, I'm gonna go to the gym so I'll be in shape by the time our robot masters arrive.
Noah's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 00:19
Noah
Interesting. Wonder why they decided to call it a 4 year old? Does is love Lilo and Stich, does it have nightmares and think up crazy/fantastic scenarios when playing outside with it's neighborhood friends? Is there any creativity in it? Why not just call it a 'really stupid robot', because it's not a 4 year old.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 03:23
bleep
Yeah I thought of this for some reason...

and I hated this movie...



...probably would have liked it more if Whoopi were actually some kind of cyborg with death grip and a really loud whistling EXPLOSION....
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 04:05
Jetsetlemming
I instinctively do not trust the inclusion of anything child-shaped or related to Second Life.


Also, true AI will be ready and complete as soon as Quantum Computers achieve common-place status. A quantum computer, unlike a standard bit-based computer, can think in terms of "maybe", and has a processing speed and ability, and in general an ability to think, that will make true-to-life behavior entirely possible and real.
nik the anrkist's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 04:06
nik the anrkist
Did they call it Eddie after the computer in Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy?

Just a thought
Dogen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 10:38
Dogen
That kind of computing power has got to be expensive. How long can they afford to keep it running?
Alighero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/15/2008 21:32
Alighero
The fact that his mouth is clearly in few through the grates of that Mr. Destructoid mask makes him look REALLY creepy.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/16/2008 02:02
HarassmentPanda
Great, AI that acts like a 4 year old to interact with adults that act like 4 year olds.
waly666's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2009 09:34
waly666
Can´t agree more with HarassmentPanda -
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