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Preorder Duke Nukem Forever for Duke's Big Package photo

As well as a "Balls of Steel" special edition, Duke Nukem Forever is getting some preorder bonuses to help you make you purchasing decisions. Both Walmart and GameStop have gotten in on the action, with the latter offering "Duke's Big Package." It's funny because gonads. 

Walmart is offering a trucker hat with any preorders, which is great if you love hats. If you're all about extra nonsense, however, you'll want GameStop's offering, which is a downloadable content pack featuring an in-game EGO boost, a Big Head Mode, and a range of in-game T-shirts. 

Does any of that tempt you?

 

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Chack's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 11:44
Chack
None. Only the Balls of Steel pack is awesome.
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 11:49
Zantetsuken
Why would you not want a Duke bust?
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 11:49
Mr Andy Dixon
"Walmart is offering a trucker hat with any preorders..."

When I think "Duke", I do NOT think "trucker hat".

When I think "DOUCHE", on the other hand...

SixthHero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 11:51
SixthHero
I am beyond excited to have Duke's Big Package in my hands come launch day.
llort het's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 11:53
llort het
wait. Why do I never see big head mode anymore? It is quite possibly the most influential and enriching easter egg ever
Chongomaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 11:53
Chongomaster
At least I can show off my "Big Package" to the ladies. Dick jokes? You know it!
nanowerx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 11:55
nanowerx
While the Gamestop preorder bonuses sound nice, fuck Gamestop.

Amazon FTW.
JohnApocalypse's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 12:00
JohnApocalypse
Lol sexual terminology
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 12:01
KingSigy
Eh, doesn't matter to me.
Fuzunga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 12:01
Fuzunga
FUCKING DUKE NUKEM TRUCKER HAT. SOLD!
Fuzunga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 12:03
Fuzunga
On second though, a red Duke Nukem wife-beater would be more awesome.
extendd's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 12:05
extendd
I already paid for this game once over a decade ago, I'm not going to pay for it again.
Fugly Duckling's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 12:18
Fugly Duckling
I already preordered from Amazon. Mostly because the mere thought of preordering at Gamestop makes me want to punch a baby.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 12:31
fetusmilk
big head mode?! does this mean we finally get to see a video game this generation with toggle-able cheats?! sweet!
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 12:48
eskimo bob
BALLS, GUYS, BALLS
superdeeduper51's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 13:02
superdeeduper51
I don't know, that hat looks pretty damn awesome.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 13:05
ScottyG
I miss the days when you'd get an actual, physical thing as an incentive. My friend still has the Mirror's Edge bag I gave him as a gift.
D00mM4r1n3's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 14:26
D00mM4r1n3
Signed up on the Amazon email list to be notified when they start taking preorders. I want the bust.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 14:51
Occams electric toothbrush
In keeping with the douche bag persona of Duke Nukem, the trucker hat is a good way to go.
PrinceHeir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 15:09
PrinceHeir
fuck gamestop :P
MoonOverMarin's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 15:17
MoonOverMarin
>Go to gamestop
>Realize i just walked into gamestop

FUCKING GAMESTOP
The Cast's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 15:24
The Cast
What's with PC versions not getting a pre-order offer? It's beyond retarded. =/
RaunchyBulbasaur's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 15:41
RaunchyBulbasaur
I remember when big head mode was a cheat code instead of a fucking exclusive preorder bonus.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 16:01
whormongr
@RaunchyBulbasaur god you must be old. you probably think demos are still there for you to preview the game before purchase and not a pre-order bonus too.
lastdual's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2011 01:07
lastdual
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
The Nakedest's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/16/2011 02:59
The Nakedest
Big head mode is nice, and it just so happens that I do wear hats from time to time, but what I REALLY want, is that God damned controller from the trailer. I would do so many illegal things to get my hands on that.
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