When I think "Duke", I do NOT think "trucker hat".
When I think "DOUCHE", on the other hand...

And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
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Preorder Duke Nukem Forever for Duke's Big Package
As well as a "Balls of Steel" special edition, Duke Nukem Forever is getting some preorder bonuses to help you make you purchasing decisions. Both Walmart and GameStop have gotten in on the action, with the latter offering "Duke's Big Package." It's funny because gonads. Walmart is offering a trucker hat with any preorders, which is great if you love hats. If you're all about extra nonsense, however, you'll want GameStop's offering, which is a downloadable content pack featuring an in-game EGO boost, a Big Head Mode, and a range of in-game T-shirts. Does any of that tempt you?
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When I think "Duke", I do NOT think "trucker hat". When I think "DOUCHE", on the other hand... ![]() wait. Why do I never see big head mode anymore? It is quite possibly the most influential and enriching easter egg ever I already preordered from Amazon. Mostly because the mere thought of preordering at Gamestop makes me want to punch a baby. big head mode?! does this mean we finally get to see a video game this generation with toggle-able cheats?! sweet! I miss the days when you'd get an actual, physical thing as an incentive. My friend still has the Mirror's Edge bag I gave him as a gift. Signed up on the Amazon email list to be notified when they start taking preorders. I want the bust. @RaunchyBulbasaur god you must be old. you probably think demos are still there for you to preview the game before purchase and not a pre-order bonus too. Some balls are held for charity
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