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Predict Britney Spears' death to win a PS3? Also, leave your dignity at the door photo

You know you can always rely on the internet for all variations of tastelessness, and in this case it doesn't disappoint. When is Britney going to Die basically gives you the option to guess what day Britney Spears will die. The site promises if you get it right that you will win a PS3. It's inevitable that multiple people will guess the date when it comes, so I hope the creators have thought of this in advance and stockpiled PS3s for the occasion.

My initial reaction to this website's existence was to ridicule Britney Spears as a crass whore and giggle over the fact that someone had come up with the site idea in the first place. When I actually looked at the site itself, it pretty much shut me up quick-- it's hard to laugh at the pathetic-bordering-on-painful photos there. However, if if other people's suffering is hilarious to you, this will definitely float your boat.

Also -- If she does die and the correct guesses actually earn the contestants PS3s, I'll expect hell to freeze over concurrently.

[Via ShowBiz Spy - Thanks, Jonathan] 


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MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 01/08/2008 13:04
That is the best contest ever made.
WhiteSpyderZero's Avatar
WhiteSpyderZero at 01/08/2008 13:05
So what happens if she dies in like 10-20 years or more - Do you still get the PS3? =o)
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 01/08/2008 13:05
In before

SLiFE's Avatar
SLiFE at 01/08/2008 13:07
You can also guess when Amy Winehouse will croak and snatch a free iPod.

Easier odds make for a less expensive prize, I suppose.
Ascythopicism's Avatar
Ascythopicism at 01/08/2008 13:09
I would have thought that her death would be prize enough. Some people are just greedy, I guess.
Surf314's Avatar
Surf314 at 01/08/2008 13:14
Die? probably not for a while. Broke and selling her body to eat? give it a year.
Mushman's Avatar
Mushman at 01/08/2008 13:15
Colette, why must we leave our dignity at the door, Miss Spears lost hers when she went bat shit insane, the pic proves it and shes a cheap fat whore. calling dibs on when she dies i think is keeping the dignity of the entire human race, and cherrs for the link, ive favorited it and already placed a date. lets hope she dies tomorrow, it could HAPPEN, ya never know
zombie lover's Avatar
zombie lover at 01/08/2008 13:16
Mushman's Avatar
Mushman at 01/08/2008 13:16
Cheers i mean, fuckin typo, sorry y'all
vexed alex's Avatar
vexed alex at 01/08/2008 13:17
People are fucking stupid. I think we've already covered that many times.
Octode Rectifier's Avatar
Octode Rectifier at 01/08/2008 13:18
I won a similar contest when I correctly predicted Anna Nicole Smith's death. Got myself a Virtual Boy.
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 01/08/2008 13:20
What is this "dignity"?
Silverback 55's Avatar
Silverback 55 at 01/08/2008 13:23
The best thing that could happen is that Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Britney Spears all die in a fiery wreck. I don't usually wish death on people but shit they are lowering the U.S.'s collective IQ daily along with reality television and Bill O'Reilly.
Mushman's Avatar
Mushman at 01/08/2008 13:23
@MaxVest, ebay it, it should be cheap, i know my mates is,
and every single girl ive dated, but that story is for another time
Rainbowblack's Avatar
Rainbowblack at 01/08/2008 13:25
I love you D'toid. but this is simply tasteless and outright below your standards.

play in our world stay the fuck outta theirs

Nevermind I failed to read the article and thought you were holding this contest

May 15th 2016.

If i'm right I win a PS4
A New Challenger's Avatar
A New Challenger at 01/08/2008 13:25
She will die at precisely 2 p.m., January 9th, of a heart atack.

L, do you know?
A New Challenger's Avatar
A New Challenger at 01/08/2008 13:26
Oops, make that "attack."
MaxVest's Avatar
MaxVest at 01/08/2008 13:31
@Mushman: No thanks, I don't think I want any after googling it. It seems that if you don't have it to begin with, nobody complains. But if you have it and then lose it, people bitch about it.
Bas's Avatar
Bas at 01/08/2008 13:32
I did enter the contest though, free PS3!!
Mushman's Avatar
Mushman at 01/08/2008 13:37
@MaxVest, like John Travolta, but in movie terms,o r Billy Zane, HOLYSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, now thats painful to watch or read, and ive done both
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BS3 Owner at 01/08/2008 13:37
She'll die the day the hospital overdoses her with psychotropic drugs @ the ALL INCLUSIVE celebrity looney bin.


: P
Orionsaint's Avatar
Orionsaint at 01/08/2008 13:39
Chris Crocker blames us and the media, well I guess partially the media is to blame, but really, Chris Crocker should make a video screaming for Britney to help herself. She's her own worst enemy. He makes her out to be a victim, but she made her own bed, now she's laying in it. Look at Natalie Portman, Hayden Panettiere or Jodie Foster the best example. These women are famous and have managed to lead god lives. Chris blame Britney. That's the real enemy.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 01/08/2008 13:39
PS4.
Professor Pew's Avatar
Professor Pew at 01/08/2008 13:40
I'll save you, Britney!
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big filth at 01/08/2008 13:44
it seems the link takes me somewhere other than the actual site? I was ready to enter! I must admit, if I had the chance to impregnate her I would take it.

I have my reasons.
Axelay 2's Avatar
Axelay 2 at 01/08/2008 13:45
Man, I must be a bad person, because I checked out the site, and clearly it's a bunch of phishing for email addresses for spam and was a little disappointed.

There's no rules or disclaimers, something any contest worth its salt always have.

I really don't want to see her die as much as I hate her, she should just stop. Stop trying to be a fallen star and raise her two kids outside the spotlight before they grow up make Michael Jackson look like, um I don't know... Chelsea Clinton?

But if I had to pick a day when it ends, I'm going with first day of Summer '08.
The-Excel's Avatar
The-Excel at 01/08/2008 13:54
If the subject were anyone else the creator would be canned for libel. Remember those Death Note fiascoes?
CaffeinePowered's Avatar
CaffeinePowered at 01/08/2008 14:02
This contest is sweet, unfortunately the time that it takes for the 'potential' of the PS3 to come to fruition is probably going to be around when she dies...Im gonna go put down for sometime in about 5 years.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 01/08/2008 14:02
That may be the scariest header image for a post ever.
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 01/08/2008 14:05
Why is there no link to the site on EITHER article :C
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 01/08/2008 14:06
DETHKLOK!
Kryptinite's Avatar
Kryptinite at 01/08/2008 14:10
either way we all win right?

/sorry
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 01/08/2008 14:13
@kryptinite

LOL
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 01/08/2008 14:15
Both articles are linked. Try again.
Corak's Avatar
Corak at 01/08/2008 14:25
The world would be a better place if she just faded away. Personally, I think she is borderline retarded, or bipolar. I hope that is the case anyway, because if its not, holy shit the antichrist is here. There have been plenty of other young stars that don't act this way, call it crappy upbringing, call it stupidity, the blame falls squarely on her. She has no clue what she is doing, she needs help, but will not get it, either from no one wanting to help this basket case or she won't like it and quit, I'm guessing the latter.
Brandon Undead's Avatar
Brandon Undead at 01/08/2008 14:27
03/07-- Oh, this isn't where we guess.
ScottyG's Avatar
ScottyG at 01/08/2008 14:27
You pretty much summed it up with that last sentence Colette. The site is purely for publicity/drawing traffic and the creators are banking on the fact that Britney will at least live long enough so everyone will forget all about the contest.
GeneralWong's Avatar
GeneralWong at 01/08/2008 15:21


Dibs on the corpse!
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 01/08/2008 15:43
I apologize for being so shallow, but I really miss Hot Britney. Why can't pop stars just keep making crappy music and dressing scantily? Why do they have to get so fucked up?
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 01/08/2008 15:52
I'm with you, Sharpless. Just shut the fuck up and be pretty! That's what pop stars are for.
Redzie's Avatar
Redzie at 01/08/2008 18:07
@General wong
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GeneralWong at 01/08/2008 18:13
@Redzie

Im not that big a fan of Britney Spears and i hope she dies sooner rather then later but i just felt the need to post that picture because.. well.. i thought it was pretty hot. Obviously now she looks like Kojak i wouldn't touch her with a burning pitch fork
chief blaze's Avatar
chief blaze at 01/08/2008 21:09
July 6th, 2008 is my guess...
SPIDER PIG's Avatar
SPIDER PIG at 01/08/2008 21:42
sad
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 01/08/2008 22:34
@Colette
This is one case -- perhaps, the only case -- where Britney could've actually learned something from Justin Timberlake. He's a pretty, arrogant, slutty twat, but you know what? He's not fucked up.

Britney -- I miss you, you lovely slut. Come back to us.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 01/08/2008 23:36
So, guess I can safely ignore this.
Super Cool Guest from the Future's Avatar
Super Cool Guest from the Future at 01/09/2008 04:13
Guess when Al Gore dies and win a free hybrid.
Zelnor's Avatar
Zelnor at 01/09/2008 06:25
Is there an end to tastelessness ? Just to get hits or something ? I mean, the milliondollarpage.com was quite epic. But this is sick and disgusting.

EDIT: Did I mention the generic erotica ads in the bottom ? Someone's gonna make a fortune when enough people make a bandwagon out of it.
pwned88's Avatar
pwned88 at 01/09/2008 07:55
man, this totally rips off the last dirty harry movie, the dead pool. Go home and watch it, and cower in the fact that you have not yet watched this movie.
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 01/15/2008 03:02
This really sucks.
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