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That might be a bit of an exaggeration. There's been some pretty horrendous VO work in the past (I'm looking at you, Capcom). But if they gave awards for worst vocal performance in a videogame, Dante's Inferno is currently on my shortlist for 2009 after this teaser. And it's just a taste of what is apparently a larger trailer -- called "Lust and Heresy" -- that will be coming down the pipe on the first of June.

It does look very pretty, though. I'm interested to see gameplay. I am determined to give the game an even shake, even if I think that the way they've twisted the original work is a crime against humanity. It will be difficult to keep my inner literary nerd in check but I'm willing to forgive a lot if a game is fun.

But, man, that voice work is horrendous. Hit the jump to see what I mean.








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Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 02:46
Technophile
I dunno...I don't think it's all that bad. There wasn't a whole lot to go off of there.

Although, I appreciate the boobs. :D
Kaleidoskull's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 02:51
Kaleidoskull
The VO's not THAT bad. It's mediocre, at best. But that's just me...
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 02:51
ChronosWing
All you fucking nerds can wail on about this raping the source material, but I'm gonna play this and probably enjoy it for what it is, a video game. With giant boobs.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 02:57
bodybreak
sounds like standard hokey videogame voice acting to me, not that bad even.
i just started RE for my DS though, so maybe i'm a little jaded.
TheCleaningGuy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 02:58
TheCleaningGuy
Wow, the VO is very pre-MGS ps1 quality.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 03:15
Kyle MacGregor
While the VO wasn't great,the entirety of the trailer was pretty shit.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 03:18
Jack Maverick
The VO wasn't nearly as terrible as you made it sound. I could go off naming a dozen other titles with worse VO work than this. If anything was a sin, it easily goes to the trailer telling a whole lot of nothing.
Sheir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 03:57
Sheir
That game looks fucking awful.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 04:14
Batthink
What bad voice-acting? I didn't hear it. O_o
whatisdelicious's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 04:21
whatisdelicious
Maybe I just had my expectations set really low, but all I could think about was "while not great, this definitely isn't the worst voice acting I've heard."

I mean, at least they're not blathering on about being the "master of unlocking."

But I'm willing to let this game strut its stuff before I judge it. God of War + Dead Space devs = intriguing, to say the least.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 04:32
GoldenGamerXero
If you think this is bad you've obviously never watched 4KIDS One Piece
Ravana's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 04:42
Ravana
Hell, I was expecting something on par with Web of Shadows. This was not too horrible, but if they want to break out of the list of similar titles and not be generic, they need to aim higher on quality.
a's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 04:58
a
Heavy Rain's is much worse.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 05:57
wardrox
Maybe we don't get it and they actually just aren't taking themselves seriously. Maybe it's all a big parody. Otherwise, it's just bad.
OldSkull's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 06:35
OldSkull
I´ll have God of War 3, so I´m not paying attention to this pathetic rip off...
CodenameV's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 07:22
CodenameV
Fable and Fable 2 had worse voice-acting... It was spectacularly cringe worthy.
Kvb's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 08:17
Kvb
Not nearly bad enough.
loki d20's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 08:23
loki d20
Not bad, sadly far from. Played Mercenaries 2 recently, now that's got some bad voice overs.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 08:26
atastysammich
That wasn't that bad. I went into that expecting 4Kids quality.
Kpax's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 08:35
Kpax
What the fuck did I just watch?
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 09:17
seigfreid
Not really bad, but it was cheesy.
CallMeRotten's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 09:27
CallMeRotten
The giant naked broad's voice was a bit on the cheesy side but the voice acting in general wasn't as bad as the Bayonetta trailers.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 09:30
DF
To everyone complaining about the voice acting: Chaos Wars. That is all. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAtC1SzWSXg

I've heard far worse than this.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 09:46
GoldenGamerXero
@Doomsday Forte

LOL!!! That was awesomely bad! I take back what I said about 4Kids! This is much much worse!
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 09:49
PappaDukes
I didn't think it was that bad, honestly. Besides, the giant chick's tits totally makes up for anything that was said.
silvain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 09:52
silvain
That was one of the most generic-looking things I've seen in a long time. The voice acting, while not being the worst thing I've heard, is certainly mediocre, at best.
Danielzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 10:24
Danielzilla
Not to jump on the bandwagon here, but I don't really get how that's bad voice acting.
Sick B0y's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 10:45
Sick B0y
lol that was awesome....i i feel that we need games every now and again with bad voice acting..its like a Godzilla movie there freaking awesome
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 11:08
Wintersocks
@doomsday forte

That was horrible. So horrible.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 11:57
Holyetheline
I just don't know about this game yet...
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 12:22
DinnertimeNinja
I expected infinitely worse after reading the lead up.

There's hardly enough voice acting in this clip to judge, and what's there is passable.
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 12:23
Chronic Logic
That's a huge bitch! The voice acting was okay, the only one bad was the giant bitch.
exodus1925's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:29
exodus1925
Don't even care that it craps on the original poems, this game just looks shit.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 13:59
Corak
I agree its passable, and not enough dialogue is there for me to make an informed decision especially since I've heard far worse in a game.
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 14:19
vexed alex
Have we seen any gameplay yet? I don't understand why people are saying this game'll suck if we haven't.
wanderingpixel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 16:19
wanderingpixel
The writing wasn't bad. Just the sound of the actors voice.
Timtoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 16:50
Timtoid
Was anyone else reminded of Army of Darkness?
bickle's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/29/2009 19:20
bickle
Sorry, that wasn't anywhere near the level of bad of Jill Sandwich/Master of Unlocking.
puppy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/31/2009 09:03
puppy
I think the script was quite horrid.

How generic can those lines be. "You'll never get the girl Dante!" vs. "Your soul will sooner burn before you lay a finger on her again."

I'm no Shakespeare. But jesus.
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