Running With Scissors' long-awaited murder-em-up Postal 3 has finally been given a real release date after all these years. You'll be able to chew people up with badger-based weaponry on December 10.
Set in the town of Catharsis, Postal Dude will be up to his old antisocial shenanigans as he deals with a "satirically broken US economy." He'll be joined by "celebrity" guests including Ron Jeremy, Jennifer Walcott and Uwe Boll.
So far, the game only has a PC date, although the studio says it still aims to get an Xbox 360/PS3 version out of the gate.
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11:00 AM on 10.30.2011 | 
Oh well.
Alright.
It's just going through a drastic reinvention.
Still, I'd play Postal 3. Then again, I'd play pretty much anything.
It'd be great if that were true, though. What, the first Valve game to just arrive, without months (sometimes years) of hype and longing?
Yea we will be able to piss on and kill Uwe Boll. Awesome eh?
I always wanted to enjoy Postal but I gave up on trying, I don't have much hope on liking this one.
Uwe "i hate videogames" Boll... For real?
I hope they let you shoot Uwe Boll.
Saw what it was.
Ain't even mad.
Postal was one of those guilty pleasures of mine, but seeing as how I lack a PC now, consoles are my only option. I still need to find my Postal 2 disc, come to think of it.
Apparently you people don't like fun. Enjoy your shitty re-hashes war shooters.
I can see the headlines now:
'Postal 3 Gets Horrible Reviews, Sells Millions on Steam.'
Leading to the inevitable crossover game: 'Porstal 3'
I heavily recommend learning to read, sir. It will improve your lot in life in near all regards.
Thank you, videogames.
Still. FUCK YEAH.