This is usually where I would write a couple of words and maybe draw some boobs, but why do something crazy like that when I can have someone else do it for me? That's why I'm letting last weeks winner, Blufire, take over for me temporarily. For those of you who are still wondering...

What is a portmanteau?
A portmanteau is basically an educated (and at times, not-so-educated) guessing game where you ask yes or no questions to figure out the solution. The solution is always a game title and a movie title that share a word, such as Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World of Warcraft. 

"OMGTHATISSOSTUPID!!!!" First of all, your birth was an accident, and second of all, once you get your hands dirty with a port it's actually pretty addictive. It does take a bit of time and some brain functionality though, which is why I gotta sit this one out. You have no idea how hard it was to not turn this into a rant about Death Knights...

Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)

Maurice Tan

Wait, the game is not from 2003+ but it is from the last generation?

Was the first console version of this game from 2000+ ?

Is the movie a thriller?

BluFire

Is the game in the Action-Adventure genre?
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No.

Is the movie ever referenced in Family Guy?
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How the hell am I supposed to know?

shipero

Is the movie a horror movie?

Is the game a racing game?

bookwo3107

Are either the movie or the game considered to be cult classics?

BluFire

Was the first console version of this game from 2000+ ?
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Yes.

Is the movie a thriller?
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Yes.

Is the movie a horror movie?
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No.

Is the game a racing game?
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Yes.

defektive

Is the game a FPS?

Does the game feature realistic (for the time) breast physics?

thisissami

will the movie make babies cry?

will the game make jack thompson angry?

shipero

IS the movie a TV movie?

Is the game use a licenced property?

Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain

Is the game in the Survival Horror genre?

Does the movie's title start with an "A"?

William Haley

Is the movie ever referenced in Family Guy?
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No.

PS. Natalie Portman is hawt!

Tron Knotts

Do you hate me because I fucked up the port last time?

Does the movie star Ashley Judd?

BluFire

Are either the movie or the game considered to be cult classics?
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Put 'cult classic' into more specific terms.

Is the game a FPS?
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No, but Halo is.

Does the game feature realistic (for the time) breast physics?
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No.

will the movie make babies cry?
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I don't know what makes you cry.

will the game make jack thompson angry?
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No.

Brian Szabelski

Did the film come out in 1989?

defektive

Need for speed: Most Wanted Dead or Alive?

Reeper

Is it Planet of the Ape Escape?

BluFire

IS the movie a TV movie?
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Yes.

Is the game use a licenced property?
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Yes.

Is the game in the Survival Horror genre?
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No.

Does the movie's title start with an "A"?
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No.

Do you hate me because I fucked up the port last time?
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No :P.

Does the movie star Ashley Judd?
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No.

BluFire

Did the film come out in 1989?

Need for speed: Most Wanted Dead or Alive?

Is it Planet of the Ape Escape?
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No, no, no.

Brian Szabelski

Did the movie come out before 1985?

Did the game come out on the Gamecube or Xbox, as well?

shipero

Is the movie the first in the port?

Is the game a cart racer?

Maurice Tan

Does the game contain the words Midnight Club?

Is the movie the first part of the portmantoid?

PaulMorel

SOnic Young Riders?

Tron Knotts

Thanks for not hating me.

Is the movie based on real life events?

Does the game attempt to visually replicate real life actors? (Like they did with Bruce Willis)

fantomfreq

F1 Championship Season of Fear?

BluFire

Did the movie come out before 1985?
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Yes.

Did the game come out on the Gamecube or Xbox, as well?
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No.

Is the movie the first in the port?
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Yes.

Is the game a cart racer?
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No.

Does the game contain the words Midnight Club?
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No.

Is the movie the first part of the portmantoid?
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No.

SOnic Young Riders?
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No.

fantomfreq

Once Upon a Spy Hunter?

PaulMorel

Is the movie the first part of the portmantoid?
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No.
Is the movie the first in the port?
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Yes.

interesting ...

LordRegulus

80's thriller movie with a female protagonist.

PS2 racing game from between 2000 and 2003, presumably with bad reviews.

Is it 10 to Midnight Club: Street Racing?

Maurice Tan

Is the game from 2004+ ?
Did the game have any sequels?

BluFire

Woah there!

[b]Correction:

I contradicted myself just now. The movie is NOT the first part of the pormantoid.
Repeat: The movie is NOT the first part of the portmantoid.

Sorry guys, I thought he asked if the game was first.
[/b]

LordRegulus

Oh wait, never mind. I need to type these faster...

BluFire

WTF is with BBcode?

Correction: I contradicted myself just now. The movie is NOT the first part of the pormantoid. Repeat: The movie is NOT the first part of the portmantoid. Sorry guys, I thought he asked if the game was first.

shipero

Once upon a spy hunter?

was the game based on a tv show?

thisissami

does the word "racing" exist in the portmantoid?

BluFire

Is it 10 to Midnight Club: Street Racing?
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No.

Once Upon a Spy Hunter?
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No.

Is the game from 2004+ ?
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No.

Did the game have any sequels?
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No.

Is the movie based on real life events?
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No.

Does the game attempt to visually replicate real life actors? (Like they did with Bruce Willis)
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No.

fantomfreq

Star Wars: Racer Revenge of the Stepford Wives?

Morcant

Was the movie released before 1983?

Does the game feature any weapon combat between vehicles?

defektive

Star Wars Racer Revenge of the Stepford Wives

BluFire

was the game based on a tv show?
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No.

does the word "racing" exist in the portmantoid?
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No.

thisissami

Wild Wild Racing with the Moon?

Brian Szabelski

Is the game part of a series?

Did the movie come out after 1982?

BluFire

Star Wars: Racer Revenge of the Stepford Wives?
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Yes!

The portmantoid was, in fact, Star Wars: Racer Revenge of the Stepford Wives.

Here's your prize:


Jesus, you guys are intense.

LordRegulus

Mediocre PS2-only racing game from 2000-2003 with a licensed property, 80's TV movie with a female protagonist...

Game's name comes first, NOT a kart racer...

Am I right so far?

LordRegulus

DAMN.

defektive

damn, i was a minute too late...

BluFire

Oh, right. It was fantomfreq who won. Just to make that clear :P.

thisissami

Top Gear Dare Devil Fish?

thisissami

:P oops i'm late with the wrong answer too :P

Morcant

Good job, fantomfreq. I'll be back to lose again next week!

fantomfreq

Oh, hey. I won. Now what? I think of one?

William Haley

Congratulations, and good work Blufire.

Fantom, you can make one of your own now if you'd like. Obviously none of us have lives so I'm sure people will play with you.

Email me the port when you think of it just so I can make sure you don't change the answer, and also be sure to answer all questions correctly or you will derail the whole thing.

Use IMDB and Gamespot, and when you're ready just post a comment saying "I'm thinking of a portmanteau..."

Cool?

Haley@Destructoid.com