5:28 AM on 10.15.2007
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Nex
I'm going to let the above picture speak for itself.
BoingBoing Gadgets -- who also happen to be utterly in love with Portal -- unearthed this thing and while it was sort of an inevitability, it's heartwarming to see that nothing ever changes around these parts.
As much as slash fiction has a long, storied history of being gross in the extreme, the idea of copulating with the Weighted Companion Cube is just bizarre enough to get me a lil' hot. It truly is a sad day when your sexuality depends entirely on surrealism and irony.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a melting clock to hump.
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Also, zero?
ADDENDUM - this was made by a furry so I've heard.
Ba-dum-PSHH!
I shall be sleeping with it.
And of course my Companion Cube... I miss my Companion Cube
Hint: encyclopedia dramatica + portal = real wtf/rule 34 curse/just fucking gross.