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Portal porn: furries are SO 1995 photo

I'm going to let the above picture speak for itself.

BoingBoing Gadgets -- who also happen to be utterly in love with Portal -- unearthed this thing and while it was sort of an inevitability, it's heartwarming to see that nothing ever changes around these parts.

As much as slash fiction has a long, storied history of being gross in the extreme, the idea of copulating with the Weighted Companion Cube is just bizarre enough to get me a lil' hot. It truly is a sad day when your sexuality depends entirely on surrealism and irony.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a melting clock to hump. 


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lucashoal's Avatar
lucashoal at 10/15/2007 05:28
I thought you loved only me Companion Cube ;-;.

Also, zero?

ADDENDUM - this was made by a furry so I've heard.
Angry Irish's Avatar
Angry Irish at 10/15/2007 05:38
RULE 34!
Steel Frog's Avatar
Steel Frog at 10/15/2007 05:39
Hmm - guess I'll have to get Portal now.
DOOM's Avatar
DOOM at 10/15/2007 05:43
ORANGE BOX RULES!!!!!
Arugala9's Avatar
Arugala9 at 10/15/2007 05:48
...
pattern's Avatar
pattern at 10/15/2007 05:49
Aaaawww, the y make a cute couple. :)
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nademagnet at 10/15/2007 05:52
i think i made it through Portal in 2 hours. I want a Companion Cube in a wonderful mini desktop size for my "cube" at work.
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 10/15/2007 05:54
Cyborg orgy! No, wait.....CYBORGY!
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar
Burnt Meatloaf at 10/15/2007 05:57
What? People actually take breaks from the game to draw?
mackisawesome's Avatar
mackisawesome at 10/15/2007 07:09
i wish i had a companion cube that loves me
Roryzilla's Avatar
Roryzilla at 10/15/2007 07:10
god dammit, rule 34, god dammit.
bluki's Avatar
bluki at 10/15/2007 07:16
idontgetit
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar
ShawnKelfonne at 10/15/2007 07:31
I second the call for a desktop sized companion cube...even if the relationship ends up going up in flames in the end.
karjona's Avatar
karjona at 10/15/2007 07:31
The cake is a lie!
CaffeinePowered's Avatar
CaffeinePowered at 10/15/2007 08:29
Rule #34 is a harsh mistress
Mister Disco's Avatar
Mister Disco at 10/15/2007 08:46
ShawnKelfonne:

Ba-dum-PSHH!
atheistium's Avatar
atheistium at 10/15/2007 08:50
when Valve release the plushie of the companion cube..
I shall be sleeping with it.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar
AngelsDontBurn at 10/15/2007 08:52
I love Valve. I love Orange Box. I love Companion Cube.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 10/15/2007 09:38
*fap fap fap fap*
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Foxdie at 10/15/2007 09:57
WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE, YOU WHORE! I thought we had something special.
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king3vbo at 10/15/2007 10:24
Rule 34, you are a bastard
LarkOhiya's Avatar
LarkOhiya at 10/15/2007 12:11
oil spots eh? or is that robot lube? the more you know!
Feistygirl's Avatar
Feistygirl at 10/15/2007 12:33
Dammit Valve, give me a Sentry Gun toy that talks and says all the phrases! Money is no object!

And of course my Companion Cube... I miss my Companion Cube
lucashoal's Avatar
lucashoal at 10/15/2007 13:25
As will I Athiestium, as will I. If it's big enough at least.
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ConsFEARacy at 10/15/2007 14:20
If it talks...don't listen to its advice!
Spartacus's Avatar
Spartacus at 10/15/2007 15:08
There is no cake reference in the above photo. Fail.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 10/15/2007 16:49
Dammit Rule 34.
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Im OK at 10/15/2007 19:43
W.
T.
F.
Aksumka's Avatar
Aksumka at 10/17/2007 14:26
You guys don't even want to know what I saw.

Hint: encyclopedia dramatica + portal = real wtf/rule 34 curse/just fucking gross.
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