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Portal porn: furries are SO 1995

5:28 AM on 10.15.2007   |   Nex

Portal porn: furries are SO 1995 photo

I'm going to let the above picture speak for itself.

BoingBoing Gadgets -- who also happen to be utterly in love with Portal -- unearthed this thing and while it was sort of an inevitability, it's heartwarming to see that nothing ever changes around these parts.

As much as slash fiction has a long, storied history of being gross in the extreme, the idea of copulating with the Weighted Companion Cube is just bizarre enough to get me a lil' hot. It truly is a sad day when your sexuality depends entirely on surrealism and irony.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a melting clock to hump. 








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lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:28
lucashoal
I thought you loved only me Companion Cube ;-;.

Also, zero?

ADDENDUM - this was made by a furry so I've heard.
Angry Irish's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:38
Angry Irish
RULE 34!
Steel Frog's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:39
Steel Frog
Hmm - guess I'll have to get Portal now.
DOOM's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:43
DOOM
ORANGE BOX RULES!!!!!
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:48
Arugala9
...
pattern's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:49
pattern
Aaaawww, the y make a cute couple. :)
nademagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:52
nademagnet
i think i made it through Portal in 2 hours. I want a Companion Cube in a wonderful mini desktop size for my "cube" at work.
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:54
Toneman
Cyborg orgy! No, wait.....CYBORGY!
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 05:57
Burnt Meatloaf
What? People actually take breaks from the game to draw?
mackisawesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 07:09
mackisawesome
i wish i had a companion cube that loves me
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 07:10
Roryzilla
god dammit, rule 34, god dammit.
bluki's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 07:16
bluki
idontgetit
ShawnKelfonne's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 07:31
ShawnKelfonne
I second the call for a desktop sized companion cube...even if the relationship ends up going up in flames in the end.
karjona's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 07:31
karjona
The cake is a lie!
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 08:29
CaffeinePowered
Rule #34 is a harsh mistress
Mister Disco's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 08:46
Mister Disco
ShawnKelfonne:

Ba-dum-PSHH!
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 08:50
atheistium
when Valve release the plushie of the companion cube..
I shall be sleeping with it.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 08:52
AngelsDontBurn
I love Valve. I love Orange Box. I love Companion Cube.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 09:38
Aaron Mxy Yost
*fap fap fap fap*
Foxdie's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 09:57
Foxdie
WEIGHTED COMPANION CUBE, YOU WHORE! I thought we had something special.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 10:24
king3vbo
Rule 34, you are a bastard
LarkOhiya's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 12:11
LarkOhiya
oil spots eh? or is that robot lube? the more you know!
Feistygirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 12:33
Feistygirl
Dammit Valve, give me a Sentry Gun toy that talks and says all the phrases! Money is no object!

And of course my Companion Cube... I miss my Companion Cube
lucashoal's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 13:25
lucashoal
As will I Athiestium, as will I. If it's big enough at least.
ConsFEARacy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 14:20
ConsFEARacy
If it talks...don't listen to its advice!
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 15:08
Spartacus
There is no cake reference in the above photo. Fail.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/15/2007 16:49
Bob Muir
Dammit Rule 34.
Aksumka's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/17/2007 14:26
Aksumka
You guys don't even want to know what I saw.

Hint: encyclopedia dramatica + portal = real wtf/rule 34 curse/just fucking gross.
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