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Portal gets a cryptic update and new achievement on PC photo

A few hours ago, Portal for the PC was updated, with the following as the only patch note:

"Changed radio transmission frequency to comply with federal and state spectrum management regulations"

In addition, a new achievement has appeared called "Transmission Received", with no explanation of what it is or how to acquire it. The folks over at Shacknews did some digging, and it appears that the patch added a whole bunch of new sound files to the game, all of which are just Morse Code. There's 17 minutes of new audio in all, and the sound clips seem to be triggered by doing various things to the radio in Chell's pod at the very beginning of the game.

It gets even more awesome, though. Some people on the Valve forums ran the audio files through an SSTV program, and got some REALLY interesting results.

Translations of the Morse Code, how to trigger the sound files, and the SSTV pictures are slowly coming in, so if you're interested in stuff like this keep an eye out around the internet, particularly on the official Valve forums.

This is why I love Valve. Whether this ends up being a major announcement or just a little thing for fun, it gives me a legitimate reason to bust out Portal again and mess around. The way this is developing, though, it seems like this is something huge.

Post your guesses of what this might be, or the results of your own detective work, in the comments. My hope? This is some sort of tie to an about-to-be-announced Half Life: Episode 3. SERIOUSLY VALVE, IT'S ABOUT TIME.

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craigbezzle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:41
craigbezzle
If this has anything to do with Episode 3, my penis will be moist with excitement.
AlLeBlanc's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:44
AlLeBlanc
me too craigbezzle, me too
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:44
Mr Andy Dixon
^ x 1,000,000
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:44
ProperlyParanoid
You know what I want to see in Episode 3? GladOS fucking with the Combine. Just imagine it, you know you want it. Also, I came.
watermanx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:45
watermanx
Me three, but portal 2 would be a nice surprise.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:46
Xzyliac
My god.
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:50
Airbr1dge
The pictures look like camera footage. Mabye GLADOS woke up? Some new computer enemy? We need the X-Files team on this! Where's Fox and Skully?!
Murumasa123's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:51
Murumasa123
Orange Box 2:
Counter Strike 2
Half Life episode 3
Portal 2
IT BETTER BLOODY BE!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:54
ace of knaves
I swear if they're dicking around with us I will love Valve a tiny bit less.
AfroWalrus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:57
AfroWalrus
It's an announcement that they're going to announce something. Maybe.
Strandli's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 18:58
Strandli
Isn't GDC next week?
This is why I love Valve.

This sound was also found in the files:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt3uog2tKAQ
Scary indeed.
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:03
Stevil
The one distorted sound file where some is shouting 'Get out of here!' over some machine gun fire creeped me out so much that I actually felt a bit apprehensive every time I opened a link to a new image. I was just expecting something horrible every time.
GodofWar86's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:06
GodofWar86
lol you have to love Valve they always have an interesting way of doing things. I really hope its Half Life 2: Episode 3.
munkee's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:09
munkee
wow, those forum guys are pretty good at de-cyphering that stuff. Its updating constantly as i read through it :)
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:13
Jon B
Been keeping track of this for a couple of hours now.
We still have no idea what the achievement does when unlocked. Get to it!
thebza's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:17
thebza
sounds like what nin did with the year zero album... ARG (alternate reality games). they drop cryptic hints and let the community figger/decipher it. fun stuff
mourning orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:19
mourning orange
UGH SO CONFUSED YET INTRIGUED!
Doc lulz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:23
Doc lulz
as good as a new portal game would be, if this is anything other than episode 3 I will be pretty underwhelmed
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:25
KingSigy
I'd get excited if the Steam achievements actually added some value to the game. Instead it's just a simple icon without any kind of value. At least the points and trophies have a rating.
Skab's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:26
Skab
taking all 32 sounds running them through a sstv software makes some images gives some code 9459c6cac8c2q3b8128b7cc63068d4fa which is an md5 hash which reserve translates to "SLOW DOWN COWBOY! (max= 900 requests/hour or every 4 seconds one request.)"
http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=20503283&postcount=224 md5 hash
http://tools.benramsey.com/md5/ reverse hash look up site
"SLOW DOWN COWBOY! (max= 900 requests/hour or every 4 seconds one request.)" is the message.
Long story short WHERETF is EP3?!
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:28
Jon B
Current speculation is that it's tied into EP2, by the way.
Just to give you all possibly false hope.
Skab's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:28
Skab
also if anyone can read madarine or japanese maybe this is the bbs that'll give more clues. Image created from sound files/morse code data
http://i.imgur.com/ALxcv.jpg
don't ask me how!
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1169218&page=11
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:28
Los255
CONSPIRACIES ARE A GO!

<3 Valve
dronkmunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:38
dronkmunk
http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/b7yx3/mystery_achievement_added_to_portal_patch_notes/
Skab's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:39
Skab
ZOMG's http://i47.tinypic.com/2qnzhax.png
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:39
Stephen Beirne
Portal 2 or Episode 3 would be the best things to come out of this.
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:40
Tarvu
It's morse code so it would tie in with human transmissions under the combine, possibley this is the first episode 3 anything!
dangerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:52
dangerman
@thebza Exactly what I was thinking, seems JUST like the Year Zero ARG which imo remains the best ARG ever.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 19:54
Xzyliac
@Corny As Hell
I lul'd at that last image. Valve always has a way of making you dig really deep, then make you think you thought too hard, and then realize you weren't thinking hard enough.
Vigilante8's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:07
Vigilante8
Portal 2
dangerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:18
dangerman
The update broke the game for me, I get a "This game is not available right now" error when trying to play it.
WastelandTraveler's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:30
WastelandTraveler
I'll just leave this here from the steam forums - they are cracking at a hidden phone # that links to kirkland washington and can only be accessed via BBS - http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1169218&page=19


Quote:
I'm in. It's asking for GLaDOS login and password, and is passing a stream of seemingly random junk.
Quote:
it seems to have limited concurrent connections so I have to outspam the idiots calling it repeatedly, and input before I get randomly booted for some reason.

Login Cjohnson
Password porta
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:35
Xzyliac
This is getting so amazing. What amazes me even more is that Valve knew their fans can decipher it. I envy the intelligent.
EdgyDude's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:36
EdgyDude
After reading this all i can say is: Damn it Valve!, you are some really cryptic bastards!
stay's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:40
stay
I don't know if you guys caught this too but episode 2 is also updating.. dun dun dunnnn
Enossir's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:46
Enossir
follow this story jonathan
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:48
Xzyliac
@stay
You serious!?!

VALVE!!!
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:51
Monodi
Boner get
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:51
Corduroy Turtle
What if Episode 3 IS Portal 2.

*HEAD EXPLODES*
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:52
Vedicardi2
orange box 2 type thing I assume
sylphx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:52
sylphx
I bet this is all a set up to announce EP 3 at GDC
andy9000's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:54
andy9000
dude this shit is crazy, read the forum on valve its looking so close to being cracked!!!!!
Django Reinhardt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:57
Django Reinhardt
I think Corduroy Turtle is on to something.
LazerJoe88's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 20:57
LazerJoe88
There's more radios around all the test chambers, and they trigger the sound clips by brining them somewhere in the chamber. Triggering the sounds is what get's you the acheivement.
ZeeJayTL's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 21:07
ZeeJayTL
This is single handedly becoming the best way to market anything ever. And it may amount to nothing.
Elvenstain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 21:07
Elvenstain
<+Robin> The number you people are non-stop telnet accessing is someone's home.
<+Robin> They called Valve support absolutely outraged that they were getting all these requests with "password" requests dealing with Half-Life and Portal.

valve got served
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 21:14
Tarvu
I just ran through and got them all in the vain hope of it meaning anything to earn it.
Lelio's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 21:23
Lelio
Omg. Excitement = Sticky underwear.
agentarsenic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/01/2010 21:42
agentarsenic
The BBS idea is freaking...wow. Go Valve.
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