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Valve has released a new infomercial-style trailer for Portal 2, as it attempts to sell us the Aperture Science turret (available in a variety of tasteful styles). As awesome as the video is, it brings with it a major downside -- I wish they were actually selling the things. 

Portal 2 is out April 19 in North America, April 21 in Europe. I'm pretty stoked for it. 

Not quite as stoked as I'd be for an actual Portal turret, though. That would be hot.








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Mrdraven's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2011 23:08
Mrdraven
Does anybody out here know anything about Valve's hidden ARG (alternate reality game)? Supposedly there are 2 hidden messages obtained from still pictures in this exact video. I have no clue what people are talking about but it sounds like a virtual scavenger hunt of sorts that leads to who knows what?
Hipster Dante's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2011 23:08
Hipster Dante
Saw this earlier this morning, I thought the same thing. Just a little one to put on top of a cabinet drawer or something and it would tell you what time it is in a cute lil' voice.
Trygle12's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2011 23:09
Trygle12
IMMA GET CLOSE TO DAT BABEE.
B P Farrell's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2011 23:13
B P Farrell
I wouldn't mind setting one of those babies up on the front porch for Halloween.
John Johnson's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2011 23:30
John Johnson
Wow, so I just watched a commercial for Portal 2 in order to watch a commercial for Portal 2
VolksONER's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2011 23:38
VolksONER
Mrdraven please tell me more of this alternate reality of which you speak.
falsenipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2011 23:46
falsenipple
This gaming is going to be balls to the moon on a cranked tuna fish car awesome, but I'm still worried that I'm going to wish that I rented it instead pre-ordering it months in advance
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2011 23:55
PhilK3nS3bb3n
The Ar game will end with disappointment. You know why? Cause it s not going to be EP 3. It's never happening. The cake was a lie? Pfffft. The game was a lie you bastards. Not bitter at all.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2011 23:58
Tubatic
That's mah birfday!
Darxbloop's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 00:17
Darxbloop
@Mrdraven @VolksONER Go here http://valvearg.info/wiki/Valve_ARG_Wiki for all the current ARG information
Mrdraven's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 01:28
Mrdraven
@Darxbloop

Thanks man. I'm not a PC gamer so it looks like I will be spectating, but this kind of stuff totally intrigues me and I think Valve is awesome for giving us such an elaborate teaser.
BananaCombOver's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 03:41
BananaCombOver
I'll take one in a hot pink with rainbows.
Ravelle's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 03:56
Ravelle
Why isn't Valve selling these yet on the Valve Store, even as an model it's awesome.
Bloodgrey's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 04:13
Bloodgrey
That last scene... FFFFFFFFFFF...
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 06:27
RonBurgandy2010
Is that J.K. Simmons?
NiNFAN1990's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 07:25
NiNFAN1990
The baby part may be in relation to this comic:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=247

@Ron Burgundy: Yes, it is J.K.Simmons
Psychoholic420's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 08:31
Psychoholic420
Do want! April is dragging so long. I want it to be the 19th already
shadow2398's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 09:18
shadow2398
That puts a whole new spin on the phrase "get da baby"
Termadoyle's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 09:38
Termadoyle
Although I'm betting it will be over-rated as hell but I really can't wait to play it.
Although Duke Nukem Forever will stay my automatic GOTY 2011. No I shit you not.
Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 11:08
Danzflor
For those wondering, this is indeed part of the Valve ARG towards Portal 2 launch.

They are some secret number codes who mention some Facepunch forums users and the guy in the Picture it's Geoff Keighley.

GameTrailers TV it's gonna have some more new info on Portal 2, so I will be checking that and how this whole ARG things continues.
pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 11:55
pedrovay2003
That was actually the coolest ad for a game I've ever watched in my life.
C10ckw0rk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2011 16:07
C10ckw0rk
OMG I want like 36, and a crusher. MY CAKE!!
Lichtonatus's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/07/2011 05:59
Lichtonatus
I actually really like the look of the Orange Sunburst model. Valve, why are you not making these things?!
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