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Portal 2's Turret sales video makes me wish it was real


11:00 PM on 04.05.2011



Valve has released a new infomercial-style trailer for Portal 2, as it attempts to sell us the Aperture Science turret (available in a variety of tasteful styles). As awesome as the video is, it brings with it a major downside -- I wish they were actually selling the things. 

Portal 2 is out April 19 in North America, April 21 in Europe. I'm pretty stoked for it. 

Not quite as stoked as I'd be for an actual Portal turret, though. That would be hot.






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