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Portable animals with down syndrome
Utter boredom does not describe the faces of the furry protagonists in Over The Hedge: Hammy Goes Nuts. Their depression and jaggy edges seem clinically serious, as if they are about to burst into tears and slit their wrists at any second. Screen after screen you'll find a sad squirrel or racoon scratching himself or lifting objects as half-asleep enemies chase him. (Yawn) It's a shame, because the animated cartoon was widely acclaimed by chilluns and dorm-room stoners everywhere. The washed-out colors also seem completely inconsistent with the film's art direction. The game appears to be nothing special, but its brand recognition will surely drive some sales nevertheless. The marketing experiment that can't fail hits the shelves on January 12th for the DS, PSP, and GBA. Six new preview screens of animals that need a hug are attached. Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)I dno't think they look like they have Downs Syndrome. They look bored to be there more than anything, which is probably an accurate representation of gameplay. The only thing that could conceivably cheer up animals with Down's Syndrome ("Animals: DS" new title for Nintendo's hot dual-screen portable?!) would have to be...
The Wii Whore Mom. I heard this movie sucked. Or maybe that was one of the other eleven talking animal CG movies that came out last year. It didn't suck but it did have that familar adult jokes that kids laugh at attribute. Kinda a pain when kids are laughing their asses off to something they know nothing of. I assumed that game play would be as cheezy as the movie, not even an ADD kid would enjoy it for long. 2:30 PM on 04.15.2013 Become the crazy nastyass badger in ShelterPid was one of the most charming games I played in 2012, so it's no surprise that developer Might and Delight's next project, Shelter, focuses on the most mighty and delightful creature in the animal kingdom: the crazy nasty...
4:00 PM on 04.11.2013 I-Mockery's next game is Bionic Chainsaw Pogo GorillaLast year, fans of I-Mockery's irreverent brand of pop culture humor were treated to Abobo's Big Adventure, a mashup of all things NES starring the muscle-bound Double Dragon boss Abobo. As hilarious as Abobo's Big Adventure ...
9:30 PM on 04.05.2013 Animales de la Muerte lives on as a mobile gameRemember High Voltage Software's Animales de la Muerte? Originally one of the most promising-sounding titles for the then-new WiiWare service, it stewed in limbo for a few years before dropping WiiWare and becoming an XBLA /...
8:00 AM on 02.10.2013 Tamagotchi mounting a comeback on iOS and AndroidBandai has announced plans to resurrect Tamagotchi on iOS and Android devices. While the handheld digital pet never truly went away, its star certainly has faded since the late nineties. Perhaps the popular egg-shap...
12:45 PM on 02.05.2013 Sly Cooper sneaks into his fourth adventure todaySly Cooper is in for his biggest adventure yet as he travels through the ages in Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time. The new launch trailer gives you a decent look at what to expect from the franchise's decidedly Saturday morning c...
4:45 PM on 01.31.2013 Gabe Newell will sign your horse mask, and then put it onDon't let anyone say that Gabe Newell isn't a man of the people. After speaking to students at The University of Texas at Austin, which is where his quote about Apple being competition for the PC industry in the living room ...
8:00 AM on 01.13.2013 Japonies 2013So, like, this is nothing new. We briefly brought up Japan World Cup, a weird-ass horse race-betting DVD game, a couple years back. You might not have heard of it. Or, if you are like me, you completely forgot that this is a thing that exists. Consider this a refresher course in "Japan is f*ckin' nuts" 101. [Vinesauce] Studyguy - Japonies 2013 [YouTube]
12:00 PM on 10.20.2012 Mew-Genics is the newest official Team Meat gameEdmund McMillen of Team Meat has just announced that he and Tommy Refenes are hard at work on their follow-up to Super Meat Boy. It's about cats. Mew-Genics was conceived during a game jam session, but the duo felt it had pot...
11:30 PM on 10.15.2012 Flightless looks quacktastic, shooting for Steam releaseIndie developer Nitrome, known for its disgustingly massive selection of free web games, is prepping its first major commercial release, Flightless. It's a fairly basic puzzle-platformer starring a thieving duck who has had ...
4:00 PM on 10.09.2012 Tokyo Jungle gets four new DLC animals todayAs announced on the PlayStation Blog, Tokyo Jungle will be getting four additional playable animals today, and I think there's something here for everyone. Available for download at $0.99 each or bundled together for $2.49 ar...
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Remember High Voltage Software's Animales de la Muerte? Originally one of the most promising-sounding titles for the then-new WiiWare service, it stewed in limbo for a few years before dropping WiiWare and becoming an XBLA /...more
Bandai has announced plans to resurrect Tamagotchi on iOS and Android devices. While the handheld digital pet never truly went away, its star certainly has faded since the late nineties. Perhaps the popular egg-shap...more
Sly Cooper is in for his biggest adventure yet as he travels through the ages in Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time. The new launch trailer gives you a decent look at what to expect from the franchise's decidedly Saturday morning c...more View all Animals |


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