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Porn stars talk videogames: Also cocks photo

So as we all know, the internet is for porn. Some would also say that videogames are for porn, too. But what do porn stars think of videogames?

The intrepid, ever professional editors of GameDaily made it their goal to find out via a series of mini-interviews, and the results may astound you. From the sounds of it, the PSP may have replaced Kid Rock as the new ultimate accessory to a porn star's wild night out, and Drake from Uncharted: Drake's Fortune may be the new hot stud all the porn stars want to "get jiggy with."

Being a licensed clinical social worker in real life, I'm tempted to start analyzing these often beautiful girls and figure out why they have chosen to make a life out of debasing the most intimate act two human beings can share together, why some of them think Mario is hotter than Sonic based on Sonic's sneakers looking too old, and why others want a three-way with Ratchet and Clank. But starting down that path would be just like unraveling a big cable-knit sweater, that someone keeps knitting, and knitting, and knitting ... and knitting.

[Via GameDaily]


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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:04
MrSadistic
Oh my, Jenna. You have officially won my heart (and penis).
CannibalCalvin 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:04
CannibalCalvin
Oh man... I need a smoke...
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:06
Spitfire
Oh Ashlynn Brooke, Im in love.
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:07
Spitfire
also best reason to go to CES is for AVN, wait... why the fuck go to CES??
FrozenSpaceMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:09
FrozenSpaceMonkey
You're gonna love it at my house Jenna Haze...
dronkmunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:09
dronkmunk
Jenna Haze, all in my brain...
Baron Calico's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:15
Baron Calico
*old pedophile from Family Guy* mmmmmm
topcow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:15
topcow
I met Jenna Haze at my old job. She's kinda annoying (smoking hot though).
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:17
Dan CiTi
O Porn.
Suff0cat's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:23
Suff0cat
An article about Video game playing porn stars without Mia Rose?! Fucking FAIL! Especially seeing as how most of the girls in the article showed no interest in games, let alone a love of games.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:23
kwaselow
*sees Jenna Haze*

*clicks*
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:23
Y0j1mb0
Also Cocks, indeed.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:28
kwaselow
It's official, Jenna Haze's interview is my favorite interview of all time
Orionsaint's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:29
Orionsaint
Hey is too late for my porn game entry?

TheStripe's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:31
TheStripe
She likes it in the butt.

Also, BIOCOCKS!
supremeFronk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:38
supremeFronk
she is my favorite -.- mmmmmmmm
AirborneToxicEvent's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:40
AirborneToxicEvent
No thx 2 crak whore
Knives's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:44
Knives
I heard Jenna likes Mudkips.

Also, cocks!
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:44
DanMazkin
GameDaily Editor: "I strongly feel that we should cover the Porn Convention. the public want's to know what videogames these celebrities are into."
GameDaily writer: "Oh cool, can I come"
GameDaily Editor: "Ummm...No.... I'm the editor, only I may go."
GameDaily writer: "awwwww"
AfroJoel's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:54
AfroJoel
@DanMazkin

LOL!


also, mmmmmmmmm
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 21:59
Jonathan Holmes
I haven't seen this many golden frogs in a long time.

What gives, fellas?

@ Suff0catingSight, is this what you wanted?
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 22:05
CaffeinePowered
I bet Jack Thompson would love it even more if it was gay porn stars
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 22:14
NightDehumidifier
Peter North is all about Unreal Tournament, because he finds it oh so satisfying to blast load after load after load into other people's faces.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 22:15
s0lesurviv0r
Didn't Asia Carrera used to play in quake tourneys a while back or something?
Gato de Metal's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 22:21
Gato de Metal
it seems she is faking her interest in videogames, in her officil site and her blog, there is not a single word about about it.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 22:22
Corak
Jenna Haze is awesome, hot body, not a fake rack unless she changed recently, and she screws nice. Yea her voice I can see being annoying to some guys but for a body like that you can't complain that much. All that and she has a psp and is waiting for the next finaly fantasy for her ps3, omg now I'm really in love.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 22:30
MrSadistic
@s0le

Asia Carrera was into UT (and probably some other games) hardcore. She would make her own player skins and levels and such.
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 22:34
kwaselow
@MrSadistic

That's not the only thing she was into hardcore!
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 22:38
Jonathan Holmes
I can't believe how much guys love porn! I'm not judging, but sheesh! You practically know the middle names, favorite foods, and blood types of these girls.

They are professional liars, fellas. They'll tear your mind out, and burn your soul.

And for gods sake, did any of you take the time to watch that classic scene from Pee Wee's Big Adventure?

Don't take my toiling for YouTubes for granted!
Mustin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 22:39
Mustin
Fuck yeah for the PeeWee reference!

Fuck yeah for hot chicks and video games!
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 22:54
Niero
PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE REFERENCE FOR THE FUCKING WINNNNNNNNN
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 23:02
Velt
ņaca ņaca ņaca
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 23:13
NihonTiger90
This article wins my seal of approval.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 23:32
MrSadistic
@kwaselow


Zing!!!!!!!!!!!
Flakor's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 23:33
Flakor
I love how everyone here knows who she is
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2008 23:42
NightDehumidifier
Video game fans know pornstars, our Channel 5 correspondent Dan Perkins is on the scene, Dan?
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 00:01
Necros
Who gives a shit about what porn stars think of video games? Tell them to get back to sucking on each other!
Ignignokt01's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 02:14
Ignignokt01
Why, Flakor? Its my sister of course I know who she is.

... WAIT A MINUTE!
bluki's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 03:40
bluki
hmmmm.......... googles it...
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 04:09
Fading Star
Sweet.
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 07:06
foxhound009
heheh... awesome, I sure thing would play some games with those girls... propably tekken, I bet I can beat the bitch xDD
foxhound009's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 07:08
foxhound009
Jack Thompson will use this as an excuse to interview those girls himself ;P ... dirty old bustard.
matmanx1's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 07:57
matmanx1
I dont watch porn but it impresses me when anyone in another industry mentions gaming and then backs it up with their favorites like Jenna Haze did. Why? Because it's great to see this glorious hobby (lifestyle?) of ours finally going mainstream. And it goes to show no matter what you do for a living, gaming can be a common ground to bring folks together! I'm all for that!
Silverback 55's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 09:02
Silverback 55
@ Electro
thats great and all, but did you own it on Laserdisc?
---AMARU---'s Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 09:20
---AMARU---
whoa
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 09:24
Holiday
Marisa & Eleya

GD: Do you girls mind if your boyfriends play video games?
Marisa: I do. It's annoying sometimes.
Eleya: I don't. You just have to know how to use them. For example, I use video games as a reward system. If he's on good behavior, then he can play his games. If not, then no games. That's how I keep my men in line.
GD: Sounds strict.
Eleya: Oh I am strict. But I'm worth the effort. [Laughs]
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 11:03
Jordan Devore
You just used my favorite tag. YEEEEEAAAAAH BOOOOOYYYEE
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 12:37
Corak
The porn industry in this county is huge, look the sales figures up, shit look up the amount of sites visited on the net that are porn. It really shouldn't surprise you how many guys watch it or at least know who the girls are. I'll bet 99.9% of the people here know who Jenna Jameson is. I'm not a big porn afficinado nor do I watch it all that often, but when I see an actress that I enjoyed watching I try to remember her name.
SanityMask's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 14:34
SanityMask
Charlie Laine has a thing for plumbers, MOAR POWER TO ME!
TabascoMan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/15/2008 14:41
TabascoMan
the article's image is full of win. well done mr. holmes.
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