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Porn stars talk videogames: Also cocks

9:04 PM on 01.14.2008, Jonathan Holmes 61 comments

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So as we all know, the internet is for porn. Some would also say that videogames are for porn, too. But what do porn stars think of videogames?

The intrepid, ever professional editors of GameDaily made it their goal to find out via a series of mini-interviews, and the results may astound you. From the sounds of it, the PSP may have replaced Kid Rock as the new ultimate accessory to a porn star's wild night out, and Drake from Uncharted: Drake's Fortune may be the new hot stud all the porn stars want to "get jiggy with."

Being a licensed clinical social worker in real life, I'm tempted to start analyzing these often beautiful girls and figure out why they have chosen to make a life out of debasing the most intimate act two human beings can share together, why some of them think Mario is hotter than Sonic based on Sonic's sneakers looking too old, and why others want a three-way with Ratchet and Clank. But starting down that path would be just like unraveling a big cable-knit sweater, that someone keeps knitting, and knitting, and knitting ... and knitting.

[Via GameDaily]


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Spitfire's Avatar
Spitfire at 01/14/2008 21:06
Oh Ashlynn Brooke, Im in love.
Spitfire's Avatar
Spitfire at 01/14/2008 21:07
also best reason to go to CES is for AVN, wait... why the fuck go to CES??
FrozenSpaceMonkey's Avatar
FrozenSpaceMonkey at 01/14/2008 21:09
You're gonna love it at my house Jenna Haze...
dronkmunk's Avatar
dronkmunk at 01/14/2008 21:09
Jenna Haze, all in my brain...
Baron Calico's Avatar
Baron Calico at 01/14/2008 21:15
*old pedophile from Family Guy* mmmmmm
topcow's Avatar
topcow at 01/14/2008 21:15
I met Jenna Haze at my old job. She's kinda annoying (smoking hot though).
Dan CiTi's Avatar
Dan CiTi at 01/14/2008 21:17
O Porn.
Suff0cat's Avatar
Suff0cat at 01/14/2008 21:23
An article about Video game playing porn stars without Mia Rose?! Fucking FAIL! Especially seeing as how most of the girls in the article showed no interest in games, let alone a love of games.
kwaselow's Avatar
kwaselow at 01/14/2008 21:23
*sees Jenna Haze*

*clicks*
Y0j1mb0's Avatar
Y0j1mb0 at 01/14/2008 21:23
Also Cocks, indeed.
kwaselow's Avatar
kwaselow at 01/14/2008 21:28
It's official, Jenna Haze's interview is my favorite interview of all time
Orionsaint's Avatar
Orionsaint at 01/14/2008 21:29
Hey is too late for my porn game entry?

TheStripe's Avatar
TheStripe at 01/14/2008 21:31
She likes it in the butt.

Also, BIOCOCKS!
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supremeFronk at 01/14/2008 21:38
she is my favorite -.- mmmmmmmm
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AirborneToxicEvent at 01/14/2008 21:40
No thx 2 crak whore
Knives's Avatar
Knives at 01/14/2008 21:44
I heard Jenna likes Mudkips.

Also, cocks!
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DanMazkin at 01/14/2008 21:44
GameDaily Editor: "I strongly feel that we should cover the Porn Convention. the public want's to know what videogames these celebrities are into."
GameDaily writer: "Oh cool, can I come"
GameDaily Editor: "Ummm...No.... I'm the editor, only I may go."
GameDaily writer: "awwwww"
AfroJoel's Avatar
AfroJoel at 01/14/2008 21:54
@DanMazkin

LOL!


also, mmmmmmmmm
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar
Jonathan Holmes at 01/14/2008 21:59
I haven't seen this many golden frogs in a long time.

What gives, fellas?

@ Suff0catingSight, is this what you wanted?
CaffeinePowered's Avatar
CaffeinePowered at 01/14/2008 22:05
I bet Jack Thompson would love it even more if it was gay porn stars
NightDehumidifier's Avatar
NightDehumidifier at 01/14/2008 22:14
Peter North is all about Unreal Tournament, because he finds it oh so satisfying to blast load after load after load into other people's faces.
s0lesurviv0r's Avatar
s0lesurviv0r at 01/14/2008 22:15
Didn't Asia Carrera used to play in quake tourneys a while back or something?
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Gato de Metal at 01/14/2008 22:21
it seems she is faking her interest in videogames, in her officil site and her blog, there is not a single word about about it.
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Corak at 01/14/2008 22:22
Jenna Haze is awesome, hot body, not a fake rack unless she changed recently, and she screws nice. Yea her voice I can see being annoying to some guys but for a body like that you can't complain that much. All that and she has a psp and is waiting for the next finaly fantasy for her ps3, omg now I'm really in love.
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MrSadistic at 01/14/2008 22:30
@s0le

Asia Carrera was into UT (and probably some other games) hardcore. She would make her own player skins and levels and such.
kwaselow's Avatar
kwaselow at 01/14/2008 22:34
@MrSadistic

That's not the only thing she was into hardcore!
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar
Jonathan Holmes at 01/14/2008 22:38
I can't believe how much guys love porn! I'm not judging, but sheesh! You practically know the middle names, favorite foods, and blood types of these girls.

They are professional liars, fellas. They'll tear your mind out, and burn your soul.

And for gods sake, did any of you take the time to watch that classic scene from Pee Wee's Big Adventure?

Don't take my toiling for YouTubes for granted!
Mustin's Avatar
Mustin at 01/14/2008 22:39
Fuck yeah for the PeeWee reference!

Fuck yeah for hot chicks and video games!
Niero's Avatar
Niero at 01/14/2008 22:54
PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE REFERENCE FOR THE FUCKING WINNNNNNNNN
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 01/14/2008 23:02
ņaca ņaca ņaca
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NihonTiger90 at 01/14/2008 23:13
This article wins my seal of approval.
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 01/14/2008 23:32
@kwaselow


Zing!!!!!!!!!!!
Flakor's Avatar
Flakor at 01/14/2008 23:33
I love how everyone here knows who she is
NightDehumidifier's Avatar
NightDehumidifier at 01/14/2008 23:42
Video game fans know pornstars, our Channel 5 correspondent Dan Perkins is on the scene, Dan?
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 01/15/2008 00:01
Who gives a shit about what porn stars think of video games? Tell them to get back to sucking on each other!
Ignignokt01's Avatar
Ignignokt01 at 01/15/2008 02:14
Why, Flakor? Its my sister of course I know who she is.

... WAIT A MINUTE!
bluki's Avatar
bluki at 01/15/2008 03:40
hmmmm.......... googles it...
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 01/15/2008 04:09
Sweet.
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foxhound009 at 01/15/2008 07:06
heheh... awesome, I sure thing would play some games with those girls... propably tekken, I bet I can beat the bitch xDD
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foxhound009 at 01/15/2008 07:08
Jack Thompson will use this as an excuse to interview those girls himself ;P ... dirty old bustard.
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matmanx1 at 01/15/2008 07:57
I dont watch porn but it impresses me when anyone in another industry mentions gaming and then backs it up with their favorites like Jenna Haze did. Why? Because it's great to see this glorious hobby (lifestyle?) of ours finally going mainstream. And it goes to show no matter what you do for a living, gaming can be a common ground to bring folks together! I'm all for that!
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Silverback 55 at 01/15/2008 09:02
@ Electro
thats great and all, but did you own it on Laserdisc?
---AMARU---'s Avatar
---AMARU--- at 01/15/2008 09:20
whoa
Holiday's Avatar
Holiday at 01/15/2008 09:24
Marisa & Eleya

GD: Do you girls mind if your boyfriends play video games?
Marisa: I do. It's annoying sometimes.
Eleya: I don't. You just have to know how to use them. For example, I use video games as a reward system. If he's on good behavior, then he can play his games. If not, then no games. That's how I keep my men in line.
GD: Sounds strict.
Eleya: Oh I am strict. But I'm worth the effort. [Laughs]
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Jordan Grim Devore at 01/15/2008 11:03
You just used my favorite tag. YEEEEEAAAAAH BOOOOOYYYEE
Corak's Avatar
Corak at 01/15/2008 12:37
The porn industry in this county is huge, look the sales figures up, shit look up the amount of sites visited on the net that are porn. It really shouldn't surprise you how many guys watch it or at least know who the girls are. I'll bet 99.9% of the people here know who Jenna Jameson is. I'm not a big porn afficinado nor do I watch it all that often, but when I see an actress that I enjoyed watching I try to remember her name.
SanityMask's Avatar
SanityMask at 01/15/2008 14:34
Charlie Laine has a thing for plumbers, MOAR POWER TO ME!
TabascoMan's Avatar
TabascoMan at 01/15/2008 14:41
the article's image is full of win. well done mr. holmes.
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