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So as we all know, the internet is for porn. Some would also say that videogames are for porn, too. But what do porn stars think of videogames? The intrepid, ever professional editors of GameDaily made it their goal to find out via a series of mini-interviews, and the results may astound you. From the sounds of it, the PSP may have replaced Kid Rock as the new ultimate accessory to a porn star's wild night out, and Drake from Uncharted: Drake's Fortune may be the new hot stud all the porn stars want to "get jiggy with." Being a licensed clinical social worker in real life, I'm tempted to start analyzing these often beautiful girls and figure out why they have chosen to make a life out of debasing the most intimate act two human beings can share together, why some of them think Mario is hotter than Sonic based on Sonic's sneakers looking too old, and why others want a three-way with Ratchet and Clank. But starting down that path would be just like unraveling a big cable-knit sweater, that someone keeps knitting, and knitting, and knitting ... and knitting. [Via GameDaily]
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Oh my, Jenna. You have officially won my heart (and penis).
Oh man... I need a smoke...
Oh Ashlynn Brooke, Im in love.
also best reason to go to CES is for AVN, wait... why the fuck go to CES??
You're gonna love it at my house Jenna Haze...
Jenna Haze, all in my brain...
*old pedophile from Family Guy* mmmmmm
I met Jenna Haze at my old job. She's kinda annoying (smoking hot though).
O Porn.
An article about Video game playing porn stars without Mia Rose?! Fucking FAIL! Especially seeing as how most of the girls in the article showed no interest in games, let alone a love of games.
*sees Jenna Haze*
*clicks*
Also Cocks, indeed.
It's official, Jenna Haze's interview is my favorite interview of all time
Hey is too late for my porn game entry?
She likes it in the butt.
Also, BIOCOCKS!
she is my favorite -.- mmmmmmmm
No thx 2 crak whore
I heard Jenna likes Mudkips.
Also, cocks!
GameDaily Editor: "I strongly feel that we should cover the Porn Convention. the public want's to know what videogames these celebrities are into."
GameDaily writer: "Oh cool, can I come"
GameDaily Editor: "Ummm...No.... I'm the editor, only I may go."
GameDaily writer: "awwwww"
@DanMazkin
LOL!
also, mmmmmmmmm
I haven't seen this many golden frogs in a long time.
What gives, fellas?
@ Suff0catingSight, is this what you wanted?
I bet Jack Thompson would love it even more if it was gay porn stars
Peter North is all about Unreal Tournament, because he finds it oh so satisfying to blast load after load after load into other people's faces.
Didn't Asia Carrera used to play in quake tourneys a while back or something?
it seems she is faking her interest in videogames, in her officil site and her blog, there is not a single word about about it.
Jenna Haze is awesome, hot body, not a fake rack unless she changed recently, and she screws nice. Yea her voice I can see being annoying to some guys but for a body like that you can't complain that much. All that and she has a psp and is waiting for the next finaly fantasy for her ps3, omg now I'm really in love.
@s0le
Asia Carrera was into UT (and probably some other games) hardcore. She would make her own player skins and levels and such.
@MrSadistic
That's not the only thing she was into hardcore!
I can't believe how much guys love porn! I'm not judging, but sheesh! You practically know the middle names, favorite foods, and blood types of these girls.
They are professional liars, fellas. They'll tear your mind out, and burn your soul.
And for gods sake, did any of you take the time to watch that classic scene from Pee Wee's Big Adventure?
Don't take my toiling for YouTubes for granted!
Fuck yeah for the PeeWee reference!
Fuck yeah for hot chicks and video games!
PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE REFERENCE FOR THE FUCKING WINNNNNNNNN
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This article wins my seal of approval.
@kwaselow
Zing!!!!!!!!!!!
I love how everyone here knows who she is
Video game fans know pornstars, our Channel 5 correspondent Dan Perkins is on the scene, Dan?
Who gives a shit about what porn stars think of video games? Tell them to get back to sucking on each other!
Why, Flakor? Its my sister of course I know who she is.
... WAIT A MINUTE!
hmmmm.......... googles it...
Sweet.
heheh... awesome, I sure thing would play some games with those girls... propably tekken, I bet I can beat the bitch xDD
Jack Thompson will use this as an excuse to interview those girls himself ;P ... dirty old bustard.
I dont watch porn but it impresses me when anyone in another industry mentions gaming and then backs it up with their favorites like Jenna Haze did. Why? Because it's great to see this glorious hobby (lifestyle?) of ours finally going mainstream. And it goes to show no matter what you do for a living, gaming can be a common ground to bring folks together! I'm all for that!
@ Electro
thats great and all, but did you own it on Laserdisc?
whoa
Marisa & Eleya
GD: Do you girls mind if your boyfriends play video games?
Marisa: I do. It's annoying sometimes.
Eleya: I don't. You just have to know how to use them. For example, I use video games as a reward system. If he's on good behavior, then he can play his games. If not, then no games. That's how I keep my men in line.
GD: Sounds strict.
Eleya: Oh I am strict. But I'm worth the effort. [Laughs]
You just used my favorite tag. YEEEEEAAAAAH BOOOOOYYYEE
The porn industry in this county is huge, look the sales figures up, shit look up the amount of sites visited on the net that are porn. It really shouldn't surprise you how many guys watch it or at least know who the girls are. I'll bet 99.9% of the people here know who Jenna Jameson is. I'm not a big porn afficinado nor do I watch it all that often, but when I see an actress that I enjoyed watching I try to remember her name.
Charlie Laine has a thing for plumbers, MOAR POWER TO ME!
the article's image is full of win. well done mr. holmes.
Who cares?
Looks like this piece being put on Kotaku might have helped motivate a Gawker blogger to write about how annoyed he is with the porn/gaming connection.
I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE THINGS HAPPEN
TheStripe says:
01/14/2008 21:31
She likes it in the butt.
Also, BIOCOCKS!
hahahaha thats fuckin great
Jenna Haze is my brothers girl I nailed her b4 they started datin
I can't wait for Pee-wee's Playhouse: The Movie.
there's a video on maxim with some interviews of the porn stars at the AVN convention asking about how they feel about nerds. Jenna Haze is a notable. check it outs.
Porn Stars Love Nerds (Yah, I'm Sure)
@ Im Ok-If only IMDB were not a land of make believe.
@ Holmes
Oh shit i clicked that link... I never realized how fucking wide roger clemen's face is. Look at it cropped
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