Professional sex ladies Alana Evans and Misti Dawn have come to the strange conclusion that the gamer demographic is predominantly male and horny. While we've yet to see any evidence of that, they have set up a brand new blog tailoring to horny males, Pwned By Girls.
The fine women in question happen to be genuine fans of gaming, and are coinciding their site's launch with the release of Gears of War 3. They will play videogames without their clothes, and you will watch them, because you cannot control yourself.
And you know what? I'm perfectly fine with that. They aren't just pretending to enjoy games, and they will inevitably exploit the lustful urges of gaming fans for fun and profit. It was Alana's idea in the first place, and I cannot fault her savvy business proposal.
I just wonder if this means we'll be seeing Alana and Misti at industry events now that they're officially peers. I look forward to drunkenly debating the role of cutscenes and linear narrative progression with them at the next preview event I attend, because that is definitely what's going to happen!
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4:30 PM on 09.19.2011 | 
AHHHHH!
I'll just take a good ol' mixed racial creampie gangbang, thankyouverymuch.
I don't really get why a guy would pay for this... there are lots of free sex sites on the internet.
Guessing.
Really, I feel sorry for the 3 or 4 ladies that come to this site because this new tits agenda is kind of embarrassing .
A) Are you sure you're not just mentally reserving your definition of 'beautiful' for qualities that only non-pornstars have? (by which I mean, it might be a you thing)
B) Or, maybe being beautiful opens up a bunch of opportunities for people so that they never have to decide to rent out their bodies for paid sexing.
@Handy
I think you win.
So, serious question(s): How does this make them peers, beyond just being fellow gamers, exactly? Or maybe I should ask, what exactly qualifies a person to be considered a peer in this field?
I ask because I'm don't imagine that everyone who happens to put up a site or a blog gets this sort of consideration, and these two, however forward thinking they might be for doing something like this, don't exactly seem to be doing this for the sake of furthering the industry (though, I guess it depends on which industry we're asking about, right?)or to inform people on news, or even share their opinions of that matter. Hell they don't even seem to be doing this to help further any sort of girl-gamer issues. Its just a couple of women selling tickets (more or less) to watch them play games nude on the internet, as far as I can tell -So I don't see them being peers to anyone other then pornographers through this venture.
It was a joke.
I suggest you google Tiffany Thompson. Just not at work.
I was playing games naked before these girls even took their shirt off. Where the hell is my money?
Fixed.
And hell yeah, I rank pornstars, and proud of it.