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Porn star Tera Patrick shows off Saints Row 2. Also, Hot Dog suit

7:23 PM on 07.30.2008, Hamza CTZ Aziz 36 comments

Porn star Tera Patrick shows off Saints Row 2. Also, Hot Dog suit photo
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As you may have heard, THQ hired porno star Tera Patrick as a special producer on Saints Row 2. Or in other words, she’s just going to be promoting the game while slowly shedding off her clothes while reading from cue cards.

The first developer diary has Tera talking about certain aspects of the game like the character customization. Funny, as the number one horn dog around these here parts, I was more interested in the scenes with the different outfits for the characters. You can play Saints Row 2 while wearing a Hot Dog suit!

Check out the kind of NSFW video after the jump or just look up naked pictures of Tera Patrick on Google Image Search to avoid the tease. Whatever tickles your fancy.

[Thanks, power-glove!]


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Vlambo's Avatar
Vlambo at 07/30/2008 19:29
I'm sold
Jon2309's Avatar
Jon2309 at 07/30/2008 19:35
Ha! I have safesearch on!
No pornographic lobsters for me!

Aaanyway, I might get this game if it delivers on the promise of being "fun", as opposed to "HURR STORYLINE GRITTY LOL" left by GTA4.
monosylabik's Avatar
monosylabik at 07/30/2008 19:39
i think my penis went into hiding as soon as she came on the screen.
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ArrestedDeveloper at 07/30/2008 19:42
Saints Row 2 is white trash GTA, and that's why I love it.
pendelton21's Avatar
pendelton21 at 07/30/2008 19:42
"Hey! You got porn in my video games!!!"

"No, you got video games in my porn!!!"
Scrixx's Avatar
Scrixx at 07/30/2008 19:45
I'm not complaining.
GohanGVO's Avatar
GohanGVO at 07/30/2008 19:46
*clicks google link*

Attacking the weak point for massive damage has taken on a new meaning.

(Yes, I realize it was crabs and not lobsters. Still.)
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 07/30/2008 19:57
This game is ridiculous. In a bad way. I mean, come on... a hot dog suit? Do they want this to be taken seriously?
The Unforgivable's Avatar
The Unforgivable at 07/30/2008 19:59
God, I love Tera Patrick.
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TrailerParkJesus at 07/30/2008 20:04
So what you're saying is if I get this game Tera Patrick will sleep with me?
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superhobo at 07/30/2008 20:05
Fuck it, I'd still do her. :D
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ScreamingScarab at 07/30/2008 20:12
Her survey on her website says that she should do anal in her next film. I voted that, too.
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boylie at 07/30/2008 20:13
I have a feeling this is gonna be a shitty game...

You know how in movies, when a film sucks they sometimes just throw William Shatner or like Christopher Walken in there so people will say "OOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ZOMG FUNNY MUST SEE"? The parading around of Gary Busey and Tera Patrick remind me of that. I have a feeling it'll be a bad game, but people will buy it cause they see a commercial with Busey in it.

And now for some Busey abstract art

Alexradl's Avatar
Alexradl at 07/30/2008 20:15
Sold. (fake)
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TurboSpaz at 07/30/2008 20:24
This game looks like so much fun, yet despite all the awesome I can't shake the feeling it's going to suck lobster cock.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 07/30/2008 20:28
Who left that blow-up doll in the sun for a week, and why is it talking to me?
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Dexter345 at 07/30/2008 20:37
Hooray for breasts and hot dog suits!
manasteel88's Avatar
manasteel88 at 07/30/2008 20:40
OMG Lobster Porn!
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bleep at 07/30/2008 20:48
meh shes a great actress (in bed)
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nintendoll at 07/30/2008 20:49
With the accompanying music, I feel like she should have been wearing a top hat or something.
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sumdawg at 07/30/2008 21:37
The crabs are up for grabs!
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Clockwork at 07/30/2008 22:00
They should make a Gary Busey/Tera Patrick commercial. That's how you sell millions of copies.
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rabidkeebler at 07/30/2008 22:17
@boylie

On the contrary I'm holding out that it will be a pretty good game (at least a solid B+). The first game did many things really well (controls, radio excluding comedy, no loads). Beyond that were things that were added that I really enjoyed (Insurance fraud, 50 car garage so you don't have to worry about wrecking the Lambo car, portable mp3 player, Navi).

Now things could have been better, the comedy was weak and the storyline took itself way to seriously. From what they are doing now, it looks like they examined how GTA IV changed (became grittier), and decided to go into a wacky zany mode for this game. They took the craziness of insurance fraud, and applied it to other things (instead of devaluing property by blowing it up, why not dump a 50 gallons of fecal matter on it!)

I'm just hoping that the they got some decent comedy writers on board for this one.
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Tiff at 07/30/2008 22:52
LOBSTERS
lol!!!!!
teach4food's Avatar
teach4food at 07/30/2008 23:08
Those are definitely some tasty LOBSTERS!
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DirtyOldBum at 07/31/2008 00:54
@monosylabik

Tera patrick is hot, plus i know you love da pr0n, so whats the problem. No sucky sucky long time?
The Bozz's Avatar
The Bozz at 07/31/2008 01:04
Oh man, her face is so ugly, or at least she looks ugly posing like that. Totally turned off right now.
monosylabik's Avatar
monosylabik at 07/31/2008 01:30
@DOB

she's not that hot.
sasha grey is hot. tera patrick is about as appealing as a blow up doll coated in brown paint and lube.
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randombullseye at 07/31/2008 01:49
I really loved being able to make my Saints Row character as horrific looking as I wanted. Saints Row 2 looks to not disappoint!
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atheistium at 07/31/2008 03:38
Got there is so much fail here.
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Rabite at 07/31/2008 05:18
Hate it when celebrities get tied up in games. I was ok with Busey. But now they have her included? Bleh. I don't care how she looks, I just want her out of my SR2. Trying to use sex to sell a game is just admitting that it's going to suck before you release it.
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zeroword at 08/01/2008 00:02
A lot of Tera hate on the boards. Anyone have that pic of the fat guy on his keyboard with "standards"?
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