As you may have heard, THQ hired porno star Tera Patrick as a special producer on Saints Row 2. Or in other words, she’s just going to be promoting the game while slowly shedding off her clothes while reading from cue cards.
The first developer diary has Tera talking about certain aspects of the game like the character customization. Funny, as the number one horn dog around these here parts, I was more interested in the scenes with the different outfits for the characters. You can play Saints Row 2 while wearing a Hot Dog suit!
Check out the kind of NSFW video after the jump or just look up naked pictures of Tera Patrick on Google Image Search to avoid the tease. Whatever tickles your fancy.
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I am so torn when it comes to this game. In one sense I want to get it for the tons of fun I can have and the cool looking features and stuff. But on the other hand I can't stand the graphics, and some of the mindless gameplay aspects. I'll rent it, maybe.
I have a feeling this is gonna be a shitty game...
You know how in movies, when a film sucks they sometimes just throw William Shatner or like Christopher Walken in there so people will say "OOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ZOMG FUNNY MUST SEE"? The parading around of Gary Busey and Tera Patrick remind me of that. I have a feeling it'll be a bad game, but people will buy it cause they see a commercial with Busey in it.
On the contrary I'm holding out that it will be a pretty good game (at least a solid B+). The first game did many things really well (controls, radio excluding comedy, no loads). Beyond that were things that were added that I really enjoyed (Insurance fraud, 50 car garage so you don't have to worry about wrecking the Lambo car, portable mp3 player, Navi).
Now things could have been better, the comedy was weak and the storyline took itself way to seriously. From what they are doing now, it looks like they examined how GTA IV changed (became grittier), and decided to go into a wacky zany mode for this game. They took the craziness of insurance fraud, and applied it to other things (instead of devaluing property by blowing it up, why not dump a 50 gallons of fecal matter on it!)
I'm just hoping that the they got some decent comedy writers on board for this one.
Hate it when celebrities get tied up in games. I was ok with Busey. But now they have her included? Bleh. I don't care how she looks, I just want her out of my SR2. Trying to use sex to sell a game is just admitting that it's going to suck before you release it.
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7:23 PM on 07.30.2008
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No pornographic lobsters for me!
Aaanyway, I might get this game if it delivers on the promise of being "fun", as opposed to "HURR STORYLINE GRITTY LOL" left by GTA4.
"No, you got video games in my porn!!!"
Attacking the weak point for massive damage has taken on a new meaning.
(Yes, I realize it was crabs and not lobsters. Still.)
You know how in movies, when a film sucks they sometimes just throw William Shatner or like Christopher Walken in there so people will say "OOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISTOPHER WALKEN ZOMG FUNNY MUST SEE"? The parading around of Gary Busey and Tera Patrick remind me of that. I have a feeling it'll be a bad game, but people will buy it cause they see a commercial with Busey in it.
And now for some Busey abstract art
On the contrary I'm holding out that it will be a pretty good game (at least a solid B+). The first game did many things really well (controls, radio excluding comedy, no loads). Beyond that were things that were added that I really enjoyed (Insurance fraud, 50 car garage so you don't have to worry about wrecking the Lambo car, portable mp3 player, Navi).
Now things could have been better, the comedy was weak and the storyline took itself way to seriously. From what they are doing now, it looks like they examined how GTA IV changed (became grittier), and decided to go into a wacky zany mode for this game. They took the craziness of insurance fraud, and applied it to other things (instead of devaluing property by blowing it up, why not dump a 50 gallons of fecal matter on it!)
I'm just hoping that the they got some decent comedy writers on board for this one.
lol!!!!!
Tera patrick is hot, plus i know you love da pr0n, so whats the problem. No sucky sucky long time?
she's not that hot.
sasha grey is hot. tera patrick is about as appealing as a blow up doll coated in brown paint and lube.