You know how much we at Destructoid loves the pron (example one, two, three, four and five ... OK six). In fact, next to gaming, it's the reason we keep on living in this f*cked up world. Well, if you like to wave your freak flag as much as we do, check out this footage from the mobile game Porn Manager 2. Keep your hopes up that this is the perfect simulation to prepare you for a glorious career in the porn industry ... I know I am.
TBH, Porn Manager 1 wasn't that good. Sure it was ok in small doses but once you got further into the game it all got too much for you to realistically control on a mobile.
That said, i'm currently playing Porn Manager 2 in order to review it and while it isn't a grab you by the balls and won't let go until you buy it, type of game, it is much improved on the first game.
Notice all of the girls are blondes. Come on people, someone has to realize that not all Americans are into the stereotypical tan blonde look. Some of us have something called the "yellow fever" that can't be satisfied by your dime a dozen blonde.
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6:53 PM on 02.01.2007
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That said, i'm currently playing Porn Manager 2 in order to review it and while it isn't a grab you by the balls and won't let go until you buy it, type of game, it is much improved on the first game.