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If you know anything about the ESRB, then you'll know that any game with an Adults-Only (AO) rating is pretty much dead in the water. Most stores will refuse to stock it, while the "big three" hardware manufacturers won't license it for their systems. One particular interactive porn merchant has a big problem with that and is making his displeasure known.

"It doesn’t make sense," complains D-Dub CEO "Hod". "The ratings boards are not telling us that these games aren’t for kids. We know that already. What they’re telling us is that adult games shouldn’t exist at all. We don’t agree, and neither does our customer base of adults who are interested in games that might include themes like sex, drugs, and language.

"Since they’ve made it so that games like ours can’t be marketed and distributed through the channels other video games use, we are starting a new industry to get this game out to our customers."

D-Dub's latest game is BoneTown (NSFW ... and stupid) and the publisher's overall goal is to create an "adult videogame industry." I think that's something we can all support if it means we can continue to play engaging, thoughtful, and mentally mature titles like BoneTown -- a game where you have to shag fat chicks and "work your way up" to "hot" ones, before watching cutscenes with comedy Indians and hilaaaaarious drug references.

A brave new world, says I.


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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 21:35
MrSadistic
Totally NSFW!

Also, BOOBS!
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 21:40
mikeyed
Wow, not NSFW, but it's also ridiculous.

At least it appears to have a good sense of humor about itself.

Ron Jeremy is still creepy, though. I always see him as being the same guy from Boondock Saints.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 21:40
MrSadistic
Oh wow. They even have a demo for this game. Looks like the "no pants hour" will come early tonight!
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 21:42
JiR INC
that looks like a mint game but.... for industry to work with adult material games how far could it go....
also, "GIANT STONKING TITS"
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 21:43
mikeyed
oh, wait, I forgot about the whole point of this article.

I think he makes a good point. I don't think it's right to edge out porn in video games. It's just going to start (or already has?) a black market for it, then you have a whole bunch questionable software being thrown around that can't be controlled. It's not a smart move. Porn is porn, accept it and move on.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 21:44
Mxyzptlk
I would agree with what he's saying... but then again, the guy publishes porn games.
AnimaLux's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 21:47
AnimaLux
This game is exactly why AO titles aren't taken seriously or marketed with mainstream games.

And, quite frankly, the trailer for it made me feel like my creepy uncle's friend who doesn't bathe made a pass at me. So weird.
JiR INC's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 21:48
JiR INC
say the game did get a release for consoles...what happens about games like manhunt :( the BBFC had a right fuss over it...
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 21:53
-PL-
While I don't particularly support the mainstream sale of "porn games", I think it's ridiculous that, being an adult, I can't play an AO game. I was pretty pissed about Manhunt 2 when they had to tone down the violence to get an M rating instead of AO. I hate other people deciding what I can or can't play.
UnnDunn's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 21:59
UnnDunn
His game may suck, but the man does have a point. Why is the market for AO games non-existent? No-one says they have to be out in the open, in plain view of everyone, but there's no reason why they can't be hidden in the back behind a curtain or something.

Just another argument for an open-source games console, IMHO.
Tet's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 22:08
Tet
Well, looks stupid and slightly disturbing, but no worse then those Hentai ones and people buy them. Which brings up a point, they already sell porn games via importing, why shouldn't they be able to sell them to those who want them?
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 22:11
Professor Pew
When they do get "legalized", expect the monthly study about teen delinquency, violence and porn game use ;)
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 22:11
ace of knaves
Sounds like a poor man's Bonerquest.
UMF Skibum's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 22:21
UMF Skibum
From Bonetown's Website;
"DWC Software was founded in 2004 with as much balls as talent."

Somehow, I don't doubt it.
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 22:32
Blind assassin
I think banning almost any sort of game is pretty brainless so I'm all for porn games but they also seem pretty brainless. Porn + two-handed activities = miserable failure.
UtahGetMe2's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 22:47
UtahGetMe2
Fuck it...let's start the orgy!
rollmeupandpuff's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 23:04
rollmeupandpuff
so basically (mr.sadistic) says he will be offing himself to a.i tonight....hmmm
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 23:15
MrSadistic
already did my friend!
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 23:31
Atlas
2:10 - 2:30 cracked me up, sorry.
Volomon's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 23:38
Volomon
Out of curiosity does anyone think it would be possible to sue Sony, MS, and Nintendo for this kind of limitation.

I know its not a monopoly but it seems all three forming up against it breaks some kind of law.
bVork's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 23:39
bVork
There's more to AO than porn games, remember. Indigo Prophecy was censored in North America (on consoles - they did sell the uncensored PC version online) to avoid the dreaded AO rating but left uncensored in Europe.

I find it endlessly irritating that video stores will happily stock "unrated" or NC-17 movies but no store will ever touch AO games - even if they aren't pornography!
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/28/2008 23:53
Aziel13
BEWBS FTW!
Verol's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 00:06
Verol
@ Atlas

Yes, we are both going to hell.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 00:17
Corak
Must resist urge to play demo. It does look pretty awful though.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 00:44
Neonie
Haha, Nintendo 64 sex game lololol.
spike17291's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 01:07
spike17291
he has a point but even if the esrb let that happen the big three still would not let them put it on there consoles
gamadaya's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 01:08
gamadaya
That was actually a really well put together trailer. The voice acting was good too. I'm not really into porn games, but I am against banning any kind of game, and I hate the current rating system. My biggest complaint: developers are reluctant to allow you to kill children. I'm fucking sick of that! If I want to blow a child's head off in Fallout 3 I should be able to. I don't want to have to wait for GECK to come out.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 01:31
Im OK
I feel the same way about this as I did about all the Manhunt 2 crap that went down a while back.

The guy makes a good point, in general, but it's too bad that everyone seems to be focusing too much on the retarded game, in particular, to get behind the overall point he's making. I completely agree with him that the concept of "AO rating = de facto ban" really is rather lame and needs to die.

And, as has already been pointed out many times in the past, the blatant double standard for video games versus other forms of media, particularly movies, just makes it all the worse.
Baskervi11e's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 04:26
Baskervi11e
"In BoneTown we live by the Three F’s, Fucking, fighting, and getting fucked up."

The AO revolution begins now... -__-

Seriously though, it has been said on numerous occassions that adult media of this nature should be allowed its share of it's particular (albeit niche) market without any opposition as long as they remain within the constraints of the law and ensure that they take measures that their product will pre-dominantly land into the possession of legal consenting adults. With that in mind, there really is no need to take great measures in order to hinder the progress of this particular industry. In fact, it is detrimental to software developers as a whole.

However, it is understandable that every major console manufacturer is against licesencing such products for their systems. After all, they have a general image to uphold. That image being (for some more than others *cough* Nintendo) of accessibility and electronic entertainment that relates to a wide audience young and old. The existence of media of a pornographic nature developed for use on their consoles would most likely, close up doors to potential clients & customers. Not that pornographic media would be the only option, but the fact that it is an option at all would leave a bad taste in the mouths of some consumers. How serious such media would effect sales I could not say. It could go either way from a possible marginal decrease in sales to the rampant accessibility of said media developing into a very lucrative cash cow (seeing as how the adult entertainment is a multi-billion dollar industry).

The fact is, such material still leaves a black mark in the eyes of many and I just don't think that the major console developers are willing to risk the possible tarnishing of their reputation in order to tap into that particular market.

(BTW. Night Trap does not count. I'm sure it came to mind for at least a few of you.)

Personally, I'm all for the development and advancement of adult oriented videogames. However, this example in particular I do not feel is exactly a shining example of the genre and do not think it is of "the right stuff" so to speak to be the herald of this new era of gaming.

To be frank, it really is rather shit. The combination of sex, pot jokes, and toilet humor is very two dimensional and contrived. It really does make Leisure Suit Larry look like game of the year material.

No, an usher of this golden age of porn games it is now. I guess we're all still relying on the Japanese for our quality fix of tentacle rape and anal violation of 14 year old girls/boys/(insert family member of choice here) but oh to dream. Oh yeah, and bukkake.
orao's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 05:13
orao
Seriously, eroge on the PC are where it's at. MMMMMMMHHHMMMM
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 05:36
Jim Sterling
Reaprar: How fucking dare you!? Bonerquest is ART.
The Amazing Shenazin's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 05:57
The Amazing Shenazin
both the MPAA and ESRB suck says I

I for one would love more BOOBS in my video games! seriously....
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 06:27
Tubatic
BoneTown and BonerQuest are two fundamentally different games . . . one has a little class.

I think Sexual AO games have a serious market. There's people that want to make them, and people that want to play them.

I do wish that games didn't require certification for console manufacturer content compliance. I certainly want a game to work on my machine if its supposed to, but I'm not a fan of console maker content censorship. I kinda loathed codemasters (or code-something) as a kid, for side stepping Nintendo's certification and releasing ridiculously bloated, unauthorized games. But looking at as an adult a really wish that this all ran a bit more like tape and disc media players, wherein anything that meets tech spec runs on it.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 08:36
randombullseye
Anyone ever play the pornographic games on Atari? BAN THIS SICK FILTH!
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 08:37
randombullseye
ALSO COCKS.
Rosseh's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:30
Rosseh
So a game gets rated AO, it is published, but stores refuse to stock it? If that's how it works have you considered that if most AO games are like this then the stores are just playing it safe because they don't want to order a shipment of stock if they're going to shift 3 units. Still, it's bad if they refuse any AO game without even looking at the content. But how do you expect to change the corporate mindset?
Sam Spectre's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:37
Sam Spectre
lmao best trailer ever.
lastdual's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:39
lastdual
The thing is, if you owned a GameStop, where you know a ton of parents come in buying games for their kids, do you really want a corner of your shop to look like an adult video store?

If there is a market for these games, I don't see why they wouldn't sell well online. Heck, that's where the adult industry in general has gone.

As for getting certification from the console makers, I don't see that happening anytime soon, but d-dub isn't in any position to complain. If his games were up to the quality of the average console title, then maybe he would have an argument, but that's clearly not the case. If the company is that desperate, they should try to prove the success of their products in the PC market first. Japan has a huge hentai game market that's almost entirely PC-driven.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 10:59
wardrox
BoneTown... do want.
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:11
parrothead
Is this better or worse than Leisure Suit Larry?
AliasWyvernspur's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:19
AliasWyvernspur
If it doesn't include SecuROM, I'd buy it before Spore.

Also, Jewish titties 4tw.
Superfluous Moniker's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 11:36
Superfluous Moniker
So why don't they just use digital distribution? Problem solved. Now you're playing with powe^H^H^H^H yourself!
OrangeMango's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 12:26
OrangeMango
I always considered AO a name for an extra special and NSFW M rated game. It basically just means an M rated game that major retailers are too afraid to stock.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 15:50
Im OK
@Tubatic

I kinda loathed codemasters (or code-something) as a kid, for side stepping Nintendo's certification and releasing ridiculously bloated, unauthorized games.

Yeah, and these guys were pretty shitty as well, so there's at least something to be said for proper licensing, I guess.

(Warning: The above link contains an AVGN review, for those who may not care for that sort of thing.)

@parrothead

Is this better or worse than Leisure Suit Larry?

Worse. Far worse.

Well, maybe not so much worse than the craptastic Magna Cum Laude, but all of the earlier games in the series are head and shoulders above BoneTown as far as quality. Yes, I played the BoneTown demo a while back, and yes, I felt incredibly soiled afterward, in a way that I never did after playing any of the LSL games (well, except maybe for MCL).
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:35
Jetsetlemming
That commercial was fairly entertaining, actually.

Also I posted a comment about a similar topic for the last Podcast but it was ignored as a bonerquestion. :(
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 16:52
Dexter345
Porn games? Bring 'em on.
Killwithhonor's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 17:07
Killwithhonor
Looks brilliant! ahha and so funny at that! haha
slapme7times's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 21:33
slapme7times
you can always do a online pc release!
NergiZed's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 22:40
NergiZed
Meh, porn games? Why not just actual porn? I doubt this is very 'satisfying' and it probably doesn't pass the one-hand test.
Gorelord's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/29/2008 23:26
Gorelord
that trailer was fucking hilarious. i think this game was made for me.
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