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Steven Hirsch, founder of the world's biggest porn film distributor, Vivid Entertainment, has called on Sony to provide HD pornography on the PlayStation Network, declaring that the PS3 has "real potential" as a conduit through which wank material can pour into the homes of lonely young men. He's got a point. 

"We hope that Sony will allow adult movies to be downloaded worldwide," claims Hirsch. "It's too early to say to what extent this could help our business, but it certainly has real potential.

"As long as proper age verification is in place there is no reason why consumers should not be allowed to view adult movies on any device that they desire."

The Japanese PSN already allows for this, but Western PS3s have so far had to go without their share of hi-def filth. Unfortunately, while it could be a good business decision in theory, the PR nightmare that would follow such a move just isn't worth it. The reason why porn won't be allowed on the PSN worldwide is because the first time someone from FOX News hears about it, there will be a sh*tstorm. 

There are few markets more open to the idea of delicious porn than gamers, but it's just not something that could be linked to videogames in America or Britain. Not while our society is too immature to discuss porn or gaming without flipping out and whipping people up into a misguided moral outrage.








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PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:41
PappaDukes
YES PLEASE! Gotta love Vivid!
DinnertimeNinja's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:43
DinnertimeNinja
No point wasting your breath and time on it, Porn industry. It ain't gonna happen.

They already get enough shit from the fact that you can DOWNLOAD and play porn on PS3s and PSP. If Sony provided a means of distribution for it, there would be boycotts and Fox News coverage 24/7.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:44
Black Nexus
........ Didn't see that coming.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:44
Naim Master
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I am not one to normally say stupid things like that, BUT THOSE BOOBIES LOOK JUST FUCKING TASTY!
manasteel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:47
manasteel88
I don't understand why this couldn't happen. I only understand why stupid Fox News "Reporters" would lead a boycott of Sony. Fundamentally it could be a lucrative investment for all parties involved. Also, notice how there is no talk of the 360. Cause I know MS wouldn't let anything indecent like that to happen on their little boxes.
ShadowKirby's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:48
ShadowKirby
Porn doesn't make good PR, end of story.
Black Nexus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:48
Black Nexus
Also yeah I don't see this happening in the west until everyone on fox news gets a clue (and I'm not holding my breath on that one).
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:49
PappaDukes
@DinnerTimeNinja - "It ain't gonna happen."
That's exactly what they said about the legalization of marijuana in Colorado. Now, I can buy chronic at any one of the many dispensaries in the Denver/Metro area with my handy little license.
dj-anon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:50
dj-anon
Yes, thanks to FOX News we can't have nice things.
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:52
ace of knaves
*Sigh*, the headline would be "PornStation," wouldn't it?
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:52
Naim Master
@pappadukes
Get out of here, addicted SCUM!
Shadowiii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:55
Shadowiii
The PS3 just won the console war. Again.
DF's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:56
DF
@Djnx: Wow, it's legal in Colorado? ....funny, I know some people who would move immediately if they knew. Huh.

Anyway, the THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! moral guardians will never let this happen, or rather, won't allow it to continue should it happen. Though parental controls could be a workaround (what if the system locks M-rated games? Should it then block M-rated ads?), but I can't say a word on it being effective or not.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 16:59
RonBurgandy2010
Just get it for free on the web.
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:01
Elsa
We Canadians don't get the movie options at all... the movie/TV download service is U.S. only - and I think we Canadians are lot less prudish when it comes to porn - so maybe Sony can work a deal to bring Canadians a download porn service!!

It would be nice to have some form of movie download/rental service available on the PS3... and if we had porn, then finally we'd have something the Americans might get all jealous about! :)
Mecha Six VII's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:01
Mecha Six VII
We should not make rules for everyone based on especially vocal idiots.

Porn on the PS3, I support it.
JungleSoundGold's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:02
JungleSoundGold
PROMOTIONS!!!
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:04
PappaDukes
@Doomsday Forte - I think you were responding to me instead of Djnx, but either way, yes, it is legal to purchase and sell marijuana with a license in CO. You have to see a doctor, and they "usually" require that you have medical records that show you have been to a doctor previously for "pain" related issues at least 5 times in your life.

But, there are some dispensiaries that open up shop next to doctors who are fairly lax on dispensing said license. It's the whole "you scratch my back, I scratch yours" kinda deal. A license will run you about $80.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:05
EternalDeathSlayer
Don't need Vivid online. Just get a bangbros.com account and stream to the PS3.

I'm good.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:07
PappaDukes
@RonBurgandy2010 - You don't get Vivid quality free on the web, and these movies would be in glorious HD!
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:09
RonBurgandy2010
I just use xnxx.com, it's safe (as far as I know) and free. Sure you don't get super great stuff, but seeing as how most people don't last longer than 10 min anyway, does it really matter?
Tarvu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:11
Tarvu
Ok I officially concede that my Xbox 360 is a non-porn streaming piece of crap. I just through it out my window I am so disgusted with how little porn I can get through it.

And lulz japens are pornzy.
KIDA26's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:12
KIDA26
Bewbs.
Dangsterr's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:15
Dangsterr
I rather not, I like to keep my porn and video games separate.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:17
Naim Master
@ronburgandy
Are you sure it's safe? I used to use RedTube, then my PC started to crap out, then I moved to PornHub, it was all fap and games for some months, then myPC started to get slow and buggy; I'm currently wanking off to still images from 4chan, since there is safe, but without the bad acting and ridiculous screams it's just not the same, are you sure that site is safe? No pop-ups or slow-ass PCs?

Also, I normally last around 2 hours, sucker!
jayterror's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:21
jayterror
LittleBIGPlanet... porn. Makes perfect sense.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:22
atastysammich
Hell, just that they've thought about it is probably enough for Fox News to run with it. I expect Jack Thompson to have his own series on there by the end of the week.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:24
PappaDukes
@Naim Master - See, if we had this shit on the PS3, we wouldn't have to worry about these shady sites anymore and whether or not it's safe, or if you're going to get a trojan or other malware tunneled through a security breach in your firewall or anti-virus software.

This is win-win.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:26
EternalDeathSlayer
Naim Master: They're all generally safe if you've got decent anti-virus and anti-spyware software.

But really, you might as well just pay 30 bucks for 1 month on some pay-site you like. Then just download every video you see and save them to dvds or a spare hard drive.

Cancel the subscription and you just got an amazing deal when you think about it. 30 dollars for years of videos
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:27
Xzyliac
A) Vivid sucks (no pun intended).
B) Isn't this what the PS3 web browser is for?
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:32
Naim Master
@EDS
I tried Avast, AVG and Norton, but the porn stills wins over...
colorsbasic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:38
colorsbasic
Haha, buying porn. That's funny.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:42
13thDragon
MASSIVE FACEPALM to this story and most of the comments.
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:48
mrplow8
Naive parents would be the ones to make a big deal out of this, completely unaware that their kids are already using their PS3s to look at porn for free.
Axonn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 17:58
Axonn
''The Japanese PSN already allows for this,''

...I..am not surprised.
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 18:01
parrothead
There is already plenty of porn on my PS3.
Crunshii's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 18:22
Crunshii
Fuck Fox.
HOLY TACO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 18:30
HOLY TACO
Lol I hope Fox HQ is the next target for terrorists. While I find their channel hilarious, the world would truly be a better place without shitheads like them. This has nothing to do with the PSN porn. I just hate FOX. And I'm not even American. If I was American I would be truly ashamed of that network. As it is I just cringe and laugh in disgust.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 18:35
Super Drybones
But the A button will stick
Nerd Rage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 18:35
Nerd Rage
This reminds me of the first time I went to comicon in san diego and saw a whole section full of porno girls signing autographs and taking pictures and so on. It was half an hour before I realized, wait... this is COMIC con. Why are there so many porno girls here? Oh yeah, because almost every guy in this huge building packed full of mostly guys has a larger than average porn collection. Smart move girls. I say fuck the bad PR, Sony will make more money from the porn kickbacks than they'd lose from the bad press.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 18:45
Qraze
they want money.
but i already view porn.
on the ps3 browser.
for free.
streaming.
redtube.
its awesome.
for free.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 18:51
PappaDukes
Well I'm off to Redtube! See ya guys in 10.
Erik Knox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 18:57
Erik Knox
Porn Station 3
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 19:10
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
I...I...I don't think I need to say how great an opportunity this is for Sony.
Letters numbers and spaces are ok's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 19:21
Letters numbers and spaces are ok
porn is bad, true story
Arch649's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:01
Arch649
I said it once and I'll say it again. Anyone who PAYS for porn is a sucker.
Zane57's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:49
Zane57
I think it is time we go blow up FOX so we can have porn on EVERYHING.
martinine's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:52
martinine
FOX News is awful. I love when Family Guy rips them for yelling all them time, and making up their own version of the news.
Nicojay2's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 20:54
Nicojay2
Paying for pron is SO pringles.

PornStation. Nice, Ace of Knaves.
PreacherMan89's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/08/2009 22:07
PreacherMan89
It's not like we don't already watch pr0n on our ps3s...

It's stupid to pay for it imo.
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