*Pokemon University now accepting student applications
[ x ] remove ads and scale site to 1080p+
[ x ] remove the ads & get mobile premium
pay whatever you want to upgrade
 
 

Pokemon University now accepting student applications

7:00 PM on 11.18.2013  ·  Abel Girmay
0

About as usefull as art college

Do you have a burning passion for Pokemon? Do you eat, sleep, dream, and breathe this hobby? Have you ever thought of turning it into a career? Welcome then, Pokemon University, the world's (only) premiere institute in fictional zoology academia.

At Pokemon University, you'll be tutored by our accomplished staff in all things Poke. From Professor Oak's Pokeball and starter training, to Professor Sycamore's Mega Evolution and Dragon vs. Fairy debates, our graduates leave with all the most practical and current techniques to get them started on their journey to catch them all.

Just sign these student loan forms in blood and under the light of the full moon, and you'll be well on your way to an accomplished career in the world of Pokemon. What's that? You say that children for years have been figuring out how to train Pokemon on their own? Well we have an promotional video. So yeah, it's totes legit.

 
 

Enlighten an uninformed cougar: FacebookTwitterRedditEmail
 

#Music #Offbeat #Pokemon #video #Weird News
 
 
 
[x] advertisement
 
 


Abel GirmayContributor // Profile & Disclosures
Fronts256Blogs 1Following0Followers8

Born and raised in Oakland, CA. Avid fan of FPS, RPGs, and Little Caesars Pizza.  more
Trending on Destructoid:

 
 


Join the robot army! We're a family-owned site, updating multiple times a day (since 2006!) thanks to our Huge Members

Roasts
Roasts


Since 12:23 PM on 09.03.2013

Bob Wise
Bob Wise


Since 8:14 AM on 04.11.2016

JamsTheKuma
JamsTheKuma


Since 9:50 PM on 06.01.2013

spilltheink
spilltheink


Since 12:57 PM on 12.28.2009

 

Please login (or) make a quick account (free)
to view and post comments.





Three day old threads are only visible to verified humans - this helps our small community management team stay on top of spam

Sorry for the extra step!