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Pokemon University now accepting student applications


7:00 PM on 11.18.2013



Do you have a burning passion for Pokemon? Do you eat, sleep, dream, and breathe this hobby? Have you ever thought of turning it into a career? Welcome then, Pokemon University, the world's (only) premiere institute in fictional zoology academia.

At Pokemon University, you'll be tutored by our accomplished staff in all things Poke. From Professor Oak's Pokeball and starter training, to Professor Sycamore's Mega Evolution and Dragon vs. Fairy debates, our graduates leave with all the most practical and current techniques to get them started on their journey to catch them all.

Just sign these student loan forms in blood and under the light of the full moon, and you'll be well on your way to an accomplished career in the world of Pokemon. What's that? You say that children for years have been figuring out how to train Pokemon on their own? Well we have an promotional video. So yeah, it's totes legit.






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