Yes, I know it's not as exciting as The Conduit (first "party," haha Cammie) or the new Mario & Luigi (yay!), but some of us weren't around to get the good stuff so we're left with the rest of it.

Here we are then. Just me and Pokémon Ranger: Shadows of Almia, taking place in a brand new region called -- you guessed it -- Almia. How many bloody Regions has this game got, anyway? Anyway, you're a Pokémon Ranger who goes around helping people and nature -- the kind of thing a tosser does. Not doing cool stuff, like punching Squirtles in the face. 

You will be able to partner up with different Pokémon and catch them using the Styl ... sorry, the "Capture Styler" to draw circles around them. It will be the first game in the Ranger series to feature Pokémon from Diamond and Pearl.

Why am I even writing this? How many of you are even reading it? Fine ... just go and read about Club Nintendo again.