If you've ever played a Pokémon game, you'd realize that some of the critters possess rather unbelievable abilities beyond comprehension. I'm not talking about just the legendary Pokémon but also the run-of-the-mill creatures that are analogous to real-world animals.
Of course, we don't actually see many of these abilities in practice. All this information comes straight from the Pokédex, which claims that Metagross is smarter than a supercomputer, Pidgeot flies at Mach 2 speeds, Magikarp -- friggin' Magikarp -- can leap over a mountain, and so on. We take these Pokédex entries at face value without ever asking for the supporting research.
This photo album on Imgur makes a strong case that the Pokédex was written by kids. How else could you explain such outlandish statements if not that they were the exaggerated accounts of excitable children?
Pixie The Fairy As I leave to go home to a meal of chili mac and possibly to watch Alien 3, I leave you with this thought: Farts.Torchman Question: What are the Persona Classics dlc sets like for Dancing All Night? Because I'm half interested, but if the characters used for the costumes aren't the best then eh... I know Nanako has a Aegis costume iirc but that's about it.VIRGO DeNA boss says that the Nintendo mobile games are coming soon. Hurry up and reveal the damn thing so I can know if I should be excited, interested, or disappointed? Pixie The Fairy There's a tumor going around the Episode II of Zeldas is getting a remaster. Meanwhile, Link's Awakening 3D would have been appreciated much more.
[img]http://zeldawiki.org/images/thumb/6/6e/Twilight.jpg/300px-Twilight.jpg[/img]CoilWhine I was playing MGSV, doing a Mine Clearing Side Op and saw a bear. I pelted it with tranq bullets, few seconds later it ran into a mine and blew up, alerting the enemies in the process. Holy shit I love this game.OverlordZetta Nintendo giveth, and Nintendo taketh away. Now coming next Thursday!gajknight The wait for Dragon Quest Heroes is killing me. AR challenges in Arkham Knight do not fill the void! Not even Cat-woman's nice butt can fill the void. These 3 days will be a trial. :(BaronVonSnakPak A client tipped me $50 today at a job site, which lead to me only spending $10 + tax for Dragon Quest Heroes.
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OverlordZetta And speaking of Yo-Kai Watch, it sounds like the demo's out!El Dango Hello, Thomas. I see you're looking at our fine selection of quickposts. Do they please you?OrochiLeona Overwatch Beta livestreaming Thursday. All aboard the AWESOME train. CHOO! CHOO!PSISomething EXTREMELY SPOOPY TRAILER
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-cIGX8kE_g[/youtube]OverlordZetta I'm coming to realize my time off from blogging has made the progress I made at being succinct fade away into nothingness, as the world will see in about an hour. I also made Valkyrie Drive's boobs even more boring at Japanator last night! Somehow.VIRGO Apparently, Kero Blaster got an update... Neat.Barry Kelly [url="http://store.steampowered.com/app/397550"]Deus Ex: Revision is now a thing that's on Steam for free