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falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:11
falinter
Honestly, I would say gamers have just as much of a chance of being a stoner as anyone else.

Also, why talk about FPS control schemes when you can talk about the famous internet conspiracy that was the CAG forum post and Brian Crecente Hair Palace VS Dtoids dealing with it.
falinter's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:12
falinter
Also, cocks.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:12
Batthink
How do you think the games industry is coping with the credit crunch so far? I haven't seen any developers/publishers going out of business lately, and it would be good if I could get your opinion of the situation.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:14
Zombutler
If you guys could virtually remove any video game series from existence, including any spin offs or pop culture references, pretty much ANYTHING associated with it, what would you choose?
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:17
EternalDeathSlayer
Just please don't let me hear some bs about stoners giving gamers a bad name.....
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:21
KMCC
See, this is the reason I don't like labels like "gamer". In my opinion, their hidden semantic bounding powers become so readily apparent in sentences like the above: "gamers as fatsos or stoners" , or "X's as Y's and B's"

Boundaries are convenient sometimes, yes, but their use may not be as innocuous as they seem. This is because you start with a predefined boundary that, like it or not, has a definite shape that is more or less shared by society at large, informed by various stereotypes.

I guess my question is, how in the hell was the study of "gamers" as "gamer stoners" rather than "gamer fat people" helpful or useful in any way?

How does this help any of us here, or anyone else? How do you feel that "we" can be studied and told that we are stoners and not fat? Does that not point to a hidden power in words like "gamer"?
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:22
Sharpless
How much bullshit is Mega Man's DLC? Companies are starting to charge for difficulty settings, for fuck's sake. How bad does it have to get before even the hopeless fanboys say, "Enough is enough," and stop making excuses for their beloved franchises being milked until their teats are sagging?
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:23
greeneggsnsam
Does anyone actually care that much about Mega Man 9 (besides Topher, obviously)?
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:30
KMCC
Greeneggsnsam:
Yes, a lot of people do, myself included, otherwise Capcom never would have made an 8bit game in this day and age of overproduced, faux-epic FPS crap.
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:33
PwnanObrien
Why is humanity still struggling to find better FPS controls than those in Metroid Prime 3? After playing that even the sacred cow of keyboard and mouse seems clunky and unintuitive by comparison. Your thoughts?

Also,

GTA 4 steals the show so grandly it should be a crime.So drive on down to your local gamestop and jack a copy today!
partyvan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:33
partyvan
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
CharleyTony's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:36
CharleyTony
hey guys, I'd like to get all of you to answer this...

Im a xbox 360 owner and thinking about getting a second console... a PS3 or a Wii (or nothing) what would you get ?

or even better, answer, for each system owned what would be your second choice, if any.
Ceri's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:46
Ceri
a recent study showed everquest 2 gamers to be in 'better shape than the average American' based primarily on the BMI (body mass index). I'm curious as to what each of your guys BMI's are and whether you think the offical classification is relative to how you actually feel. I've met many people with a Healthy BMI rating that can't climb 2 flights of stairs without needing a rest, where as I'm labeled as obese yet play a full 80 mins of rugby every weekend and do cardio training 2-3 times a week. Do you think it makes sense that peoples health is judged by a formula based on weight versus height developed not by a modern medical professional but a 19th century Belgian maths teacher. Seriously Chocolate and beer are 2 of their countries greatest achievements don't you think it's time to get rid of the Body mass index as a credible measurement.
Koholint's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:56
Koholint
What do you guys think of Soulja Boy's Braid review? It gave me a good life.
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 17:59
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
Since were talking about control schemes, I think this is as appropriate a time as any. After reading an excellent cblog by Matthew Blake, about trying to get his parents to understand Portal, this question came to mind: Do you think that controllers are now so complex that it is a barrier for getting new gamers in to gaming? We don't think so as we've been we've been playing since the originol 6-8 button pads, and each change has been gradual, but to someone completly new to gaming the Xbox 360 controller (which seems to have become the standard for this generation) is myriad of complicated and archaic hummdings and doowhops. There's the four face buttons, each with unique function, two clickable sticks which are both used for movement, along with a dapd which some times moves you, other times not, along with two triggers and two shoulder buttons, which are completly different. This list grows even longer when all the different permutations and combonations of timed presses are factored in, making it quite a meanicing obstacle for someone who's just looking to play a simple game fun videogame.

Which is why new gamers and former non gamers gravitate to games like Guitar Hero or the Wii. It's not that they all only want music games or simple renditions of sports (although I'm sure they're are plenty that do only want just this) it's that the Wii, and more specifically the Wii Remote is easy to understand, and thus easy to use.

I didn't quite understand this until I I tried to play a Flight Simulator for the first time. They're were so many options and choices of things to switch on, things to keep off and a plethora of nonsensical actions that I had to choose between that I ultimately gave up. I'm sure that for someone who's followed the genre, everything makes perfect sense and is easy to use, but I was utterly bamboozled by it, and while I'm sure I could master it if I sat down and read up on it all, I had no incentive to.

Based on this, do you think that controllers like the Dual Shock 3 and the 360 Wireless are scaring off new gamers is a problem we should be at all concerned about, and if so, what should be done about it? By no means should we simplify everything as that would lead to less deep and enjoyable games, but perhaps Wiimote esque controllers should exist for every console as well?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:02
king3vbo
Uhh... powa powa fight the row row?
Affable Robot's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:04
Affable Robot
Got some Questions:

On the topic of controls what game disappointed you most because it's controls, basically what game were you looking really forward to only to have your hopes destroyed by terrible controls?

Also on the topic of Megaman 9 dlc a lot of people say how much they hate dlc right after release but never say what is acceptable, in your opinion when do you think dlc goes to far?

If you could have a sequel to any game that the developers refuse to make a sequel to what would it be?
Murumasa123's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:05
Murumasa123
If things became VR or some sort of screen that could allow you to lightgun with a realistic headset tommorrow what would happen in terms of gamers picking which is best, controversy, would games be instantly or quickly adapting, anything else.

Oh and whats the next big leap in playing games in your opinion? Waggle? Graphics? Something unconsidderable?
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:09
Jesus H Christ
Mapping grenades to the back button: absolute genius or pure brilliance?

Also, you guys wanna get baked? I got nachos.

Seriously though what is a prime example in your mind of a perfect control scheme for an FPS? Explain why.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:09
wardrox
Why did they make Star Wars: The Force Unleashed so bad?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:14
Puppy Licks
Greetings chaps,
What gaming 'innovation' (be it with hardware, graphics or gameplay mechanics, whatever) would you prefer to see wiped from the face of the earth and why?

Today's pun is: Eternity's Child, this is one naughty child that should be grounded for eternity!
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:25
Reginald
Joel Siegel quotes !

"need for speed 3: hot pursuit is a Need to Buy: Hot Pur-chase !"

- Braid: you'll have a backwards good TIME

- "for your gaming pleasure, tune your dials to Jet Set Radio !"
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:30
Reginald
have you guys created any meta-games (or games inside of games), by establishing your own external rules and sort of ignoring what the original games desingers had in mind, and if so, what were they ?
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:37
F Whipple
@Ceri

While it's true that BMI isn't the end-all be-all for deciding whether a person is healthy or not, it does it's job. Since it is merely a height/weight ratio it makes no assumptions as to whether the weight is healthy or not. It fails at the extremes ie muscular people or thin people with ridiculously low muscle content. However, since the average American is overweight and out-of-shape BMI retains some credibility. Besides, insurance companies aren't going to get rid of BMI, it makes them too much money.
Koholint's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:47
Koholint
And by it gave me a good life I mean it gave me a good laugh in my above post. Way to talk on the phone while typing, Koholint.
Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:52
Blake
Hello. I have some questions, yes?

-We've recently seen Somehow-Famous "Artist" Souja Boy "Review" Braid. Just how did you all feel about that video, and does it tell you anything about the future?

-There's been a mixed debate over Megaman 9's graphic style. Now that the game is out, how do you all feel about the game? Does it all work well for a $10 game?
Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 18:58
Brian Keljore
The Royal Society of Chemists recently had an open internet contest to think of a name to suggest to CERN to replace the existing name of their Large Hadron Colider. The winning name was Halo, which they spun with some bullshit PR speak to suggest that it invoked images of angelic radiance. However, given the fact that it was "the most suggested name" and the general level of intelligence of the internet, I am willing to bet that the name was inspired by the object the game Halo is named after.

Having said all that, how goddamn pathetic is that?

Also, could you think of some better names?

I suggested Mammon Machine, of Chrono Trigger fame, for giggles.
AaronLindes Neighbor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 19:02
AaronLindes Neighbor
Bumper Jumper on Halo, regular on CoD4. There are no other console FPS games currently worth anyone's time.
Some people cannot enjoy games without being stoned, how would you deal with that?
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 19:09
NihonTiger90
Are you guys looking forward to Wario Land: Shake It and/or Kirby Ultra Super Star this week?

What game coming out this week deserves more buzz than it's been getting? Which one has gotten more hype than it's truly worthy of?
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 19:30
Tiff
420 FO' LYFE BOI

I'd like to hear Topher's best f'asian impression. Zank-you.
Vimto's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 19:57
Vimto
Hey guys, long time listener first time caller;

Jim with relation to the larger gamer/gentleman topic. If you could wish yourself thin would you or are you happy with your rotund self?

If Microsoft gave you the option would you swap your gamer points into spendable Microsoft points for DLC, baring in mind doing so would dramatically reduce the size of your e-penis?

Also do you think this is every likely to happen?

Have any of you watch Consolevania, I'm a fan just wondering if any of you are, its not really a plug as they won't pay me, they are scottish.

Would you ever like to see more IP in the style of 16 bits i.e Braid (sorry) or Flip-side?

Also have any of you played Flip-side and if so what did you think?
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 20:24
MatCD
Between Braid, Chrono Trigger DS, and Command and Conqure: Red Alert 3
do you think that 2008 has enough time travel themed games?
BigBaby9199's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 20:38
BigBaby9199
Quote

You'll be gearing up for Gears of War 2

Fall in to Fallout 3
BigBaby9199's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 20:41
BigBaby9199
Oh one more;

You can hang with the Saints too in Saints Row 2

Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 20:45
Stella Wong
I too would like to hear Topher's f'asian :D?
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 20:45
hpv
Ideal control scheme for console FPS is a bluetooth wireless keyboard and mouse, now how come only ONE game supports this?!?!
eYak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 20:51
eYak
Why must the choice be between fatsos or stoners? Surely gamers can be both.
tornotlukin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 21:02
tornotlukin
I prefer "Gamer-American"
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 21:11
AgentMOO
On a scale of one to four, my four's Unleashed on Star Wars: The Force Unleashed!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 21:19
AgentMOO
Also,

I'll get you Mario!!

Fing Dr Yang's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 21:19
Fing Dr Yang
Nintendo isn't even talking about mad world or shown anything on GTA for the DS. Considering that these are there only self proclaimed "Hardcore" games (other than animal crossing) do you think that Nintendo has for the most part given up on anything but there family freindly stuff. Do you think that they'll try to get there audence back in the next generation of councels? I cant see any reason why they would considering they are raking in the cash and dont seem to be slowing down. One more ? Do you think that any other company may try to go the way of nintendo?
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 22:07
RAB
getting high and gaming is fun, depending on the game.

competitive street fighter 2 stoned, no

super mario world, oddworld: abes oddysey, etc stoned, yes
Grimace's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2008 22:13
Grimace
If soulja boy taught us anything its that being a stoner and playing games, especialy Braid is always a good thing.

On control schemes I'm a big fan of the Button to scope/hip shot that COD4 obviously did well with, adds a sense of realism. Also not a big fan of auto cover GoW style, makes finding cover way to easy and have no strategy considering you can just spam A and find perfect cover. I think utilizing a system like FEAR or STALKER just throwing in somthing like leaning and varied levels of crouching can give the player enough tools to utilize anything as their own cover making the experience allot more individual.
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2008 07:30
KMCC
Tornotlukin:

"gamer-american" lol, touche.
snotrocket's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2008 11:58
snotrocket
With all the issues and problems Wall Street has been recently experiencing and the declining value of the US dollar, will the sales and merchandise of Mega Man 9 be enough to pull the economy out of the rut we're in?
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