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RetroforceGO! might complain that we ripped off their theme for this week's episode, but I say they ripped off our day to record. It all evens out.

Anyway, yeah: this has been a slow-ass week in gaming news, so Podtoid is running on 100% listener questions tonight. Tiff is out, replaced tonight by Samit Sarkar, who is notably less fun to mock and insult when he tries to make a point.

As always, the best question (or the question which provokes the best discussion) will net the person who asked it $25. Since we're going to be reading way more questions than usual, your chances of winning the cash have never been better!

Ask about whatever you want, so long as it's videogame-related: there's no set theme of discussion, though the sonnet topic is, of course, BonerQuest.

Get to askin', faithful listeners. We record at 8 pm PDT, so anything before then is fair game.








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Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 16:50
Dyson
See post two stories down. ^_^
Mr Happyfunlovetime's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 16:50
Mr Happyfunlovetime
If you had to kill one Destructoid member, in order to save them all from death by anal-knifing, who would the unlucky one be?
Anthony Burch's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 16:51
Anthony Burch
See second paragraph. ^___________^
Mr Happyfunlovetime's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 16:51
Mr Happyfunlovetime
and by that, I mean staff members.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 16:52
pendelton21
With Bernardgate behind us (now that he's going to completely rid his "game" of Mr. Destructoid), do you think it is still a good idea for developers to enter communities like ours to talk about their games? Or, is it a bad idea, because of the possible backlash involved (such as what happened here)?
ryu89's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 16:56
ryu89
How long will rev anthony talk about Braid at the beginning? My guess is a good 20 mins, filled with interrupting .tiff every now and then. I kid! I kid!

But seriously, do you think Nintendo is going to try and make another "revolutionary" system now that miyamoto has supposedly finished every idea that originally had for the wii? Or will they just make a more powerful console that will run true HD games, and actually make an online service that actually works? Or do you think they are doing something else altogether? I am very interested on your thoughts of the matter.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 16:58
Darren Nakamura
In this day and age of rehash after rehash, do you think we will continue to be surprised with new games that do something different like Braid, or is there a point we'll hit where nothing new or different enough can be done?
Drunken Haze's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 16:59
Drunken Haze
BonnerQuest is a game where you hunt
For some very prime slabs of cunt
Or fleshy places moist and tight
Tying up any character that puts up a fight

Its innovative controls don’t use the left stick
Freeing up a hand to play with your dick

Your first quest is to show a puppy some love
Perhaps fisting it with a power glove
Then close your eyes and quench your breath
As anal bleeding lead to the poor dogs death

Achievement unlocked; 150 points in sum
You filled a bath with putrid cum

The boss battle over a reward is due
That fridgid bitch of a princess needs a real hard screw
Yet one thought you can not let go
This game would have been better with caracters of lego
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:00
Maurice Tan
This came up in IRC but: Braid's achievements are not very creative. If they had been, would Rev have lost his arm because of excessive fapping, and which arm would it be? The theory stands at "the right arm because the sister-slap arm is always the fap arm".
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:00
king3vbo
Why does it burn when I pee?

Why is Braid so kickass?
funran's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:01
funran
What does it take to make a great indie (or not indie) game on PSN or XBLA? What kinds of things do you expect to see in future releases now that games like Braid, Pixel Junk Eden, Fat Princess, etc are starting to become popular. With these games becoming more popular, very quickly their themes and ideas will be overused. If you had advice for future developers hoping to hop onto this new bandwagon, what would you recommend or look for?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:02
wardrox
"RetroforceGO! might complain that we ripped off their theme for this week's episode, but I say they ripped off our day to record. It all evens out."

And nobody listens to the Podcastle who did it first.

Why do you hate English people so much?

Actual question:
Opinions on Mr. Dtoid being taken out of EC. Does The fact there is now less content make it better?


Tell Jim why you hate the English so much. You fucking Racist.

Also, Jim, are you sad I wont be dyeing my hair blue and getting my face painted like Sonic the hedgehog with you on Sunday? You know what the problem is. It's that American's hate me and stole my money under the RACIST guise of PAX.

The P stands for Racism. You racist cunted cunts.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:04
Samit Sarkar
I think that's a compliment...
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:06
wardrox
In less YOUR RACIST news. Do you think the crowbar being sent to Cern will be enough?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:08
wardrox
On the topic of me having a horrible, nasty neck-based viral infectionn thing (I still think it's an alien):

If you could be killed by one fiction, and, oh I don't know, videogame related illness or viral infection, what would it be?

Rabid fanboyism for me.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:15
wardrox
... fictional... the alien living in my neck is makeing me typo. It must be racist too.
Gibbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:16
Gibbo
Wardrox, i already told you that you have the T-Virus. Anyways, what are your own personal games that you can replay over and over, in relation to this month's monthly musing.
happyorangeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:24
happyorangeman
Since Madden '09 comes out next week, let's talk about some sportssssszaza. What was the last "GREAT", "LIFE CHANGING", "BONER-INDUCING" sports game you have played?

I will go with NBA JAM T.E.
He's on FIRE!
KorJax's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:25
KorJax
Question Dance Time Go Go Go

What do you guys think about the whole "It's Pirates' Fault!" argument that increasing PC developers bring up when their game sales doesn't meet their expectations?

More and more companies are opting for invasive copy protection, some outright ridiculous (such as those copy protection rumors for Spore about how you can only install the game 3 times). This seems to punish the honest customer more than pirate, as chances are the protection gets broken within a week anyways.

Meanwhile we have companies like Stardock who put NO copy protection at all on their PC games, yet they end up within the top sales charts for months (as was the case with Sins of a Solar Empire).

Sure piracy is bad and I do not support it, but the above seems to suggest that it really isn't the "plague that kill PC games". After all, it is the closest thing to renting that the PC platform has. Many people on the internet that pirated games every now and then do it to games they wouldn't have bought or played anyways, but wanted to see if it was worth their time.
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:32
Tubatic
What if text adventures were ressurrected to include hours of recorded readings of the text by famous actors? Wouldn't Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy be awesome if Sean Connery spoke all the text while you played?
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:33
Fusiontr
Eternity's Child....Discuss


Alternatively my question is

With XBLA games getting priced more than the usual amount recently (ala Braid and perhaps Castle Crashers) do you think that MS will continue to put out shitty games or will they push for better content so they can sell them at higher prices?
From a sales point of view, that would be a good move but are MS really thinking about that or do they just want the most comprehensive list of crap (with a few good things here and there) on the planet?
eternalplayer2345's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:34
eternalplayer2345
First off of all I would like to say thank to Destructiod and especially you Anthony for some of the rev rants and articles on dtoid have helped me look at games more seriously. I am now hoping to go to school for sociology and eventually focus solely on the sociology of video games.

My question is we are seeing with games like GTA IV and Halo 3 rivaling major blockbluster releases, what is the next step in making games on par with other mediums in terms of respect. What would in your mind be the best type of game to jumpstart such a shift in perspective on games?
KorJax's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:34
KorJax
Oh, and here's a more Condensed Show Friendly Version For Broadcast (TM):

Piracy on PC games: Is it really killing PC gaming, or is it used simply as a scapegoat for poor sales? Many developers option out of PC gaming due to it, and also put invasion copy protection on games as well that end up punishing the honest customer.

Yet, companies like Stardock who have had no copy protection on their games dominated sales charts when they were released.
OrangeGoblin's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:36
OrangeGoblin
What do you think is going to happen to all our our XBLA, PSN and WiiWare games when we move into the next console generation? Will Braid be trapped forever on my Xbox 360 when I move on to my shiny new Xbox 720?

Also, why has no one thought of a better name than Xbox 720? Seriously, it's just terrible.
Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:36
Brian Keljore
In your own opinion, what makes a memorable villain? In my opinion, recent games have been lacking in the area of a tangible menace that my plucky protagonist must endeavour to over come. It seems with the attempts to make the heroes grittier and more bad ass, the focus on constructing a threatening and memorable villain seems to have been placed on the back burner. Is there something to this, or are certain villains so well designed that the touch upon some magic spark that causes fans to feel a connection to them?

Also, do any of you have any favorite baddies that have left their mark on you?
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:38
Dyson
Ha ha! Awesome. Such an incestuous family we are - except for podcastle. I heard they take shots at RFGO! on that show, but I wouldn't know ;)
Harukai's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:39
Harukai
Do you think the term Game Over should be taken away from the end of games and kept for only times when the game has ended for your current session and you have to load a saved game?

I can't stand completing a game and sitting through the credits patiently just to get "GAME OVER" or even worse "THE END" where you can't do anything but reset your console.
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:45
Senisan
Given this months musing I thought it would be interesting to hear your thoughts on what games you never get tired of playing and what brings you back to them. Also, bloody zombies (game is awesome)
's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:51
Clint
I'd a make a joke and ask why Rev thinks Eternity's Child is one of the worst game he's ever played, but he really does think that, so I have to think of something else to ask.

What is the proper way to respond to a review you disagree with? If it's a matter of a game getting a point or two less then you would have given it, then there is no point in getting all hot and botherd about it, but what if a game you rather liked gets an awful score like say a 1; what's the polite way to express you're puzzled disagreement with the review while still showing you're respect for the reviewer's opinion? The strategy of swearing and accusing the reviewer of a fanboy doesn't seem like the best course of action, so how do you guys recommend someone shows thier polite disagreement. Or is it out of line to respond unfavorably at all? Any thoughts?
Visc's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:54
Visc
Two questions:

What sort of HUD is good HUD in a game? Has any game got it right, or got it absolutely wrong.

Or.

What is the worst celebrity-endorsed game you have seen.

I'm going with Chegger's Party Quiz. Fucking Keith Chegwin.
Senisan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:57
Senisan
snap! just realized someone up above already asked my question...I have another! Lets say there is this dream machine that some genius named Senisan created. With this machine, you can control the kind of dreams you have right before you go to bed. Here is the question, Wheres mexico?...jk what game would you like to be in and who or what would you be? i.e. I'd Like being alex vances underwear etc..
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:03
Spartacus
I have no question. If you could have any question asked, what would it be, and from whom?
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:03
Brian Szabelski
Question #1: Samit, how was India?

Question #2: Recently, I wrote up a blog on the economy today and whether or not the credit crunch would keep people from spending as much on games. Specifically, I chose to focus on new gamers, as core gamers like you and I are reliable customers. Do you guys think economic hardships will result in a decrease of consumer gaming sales? Could they result in an increase as cheaper "casual" titles hit the market, with people perhaps seeking refuge in other worlds to take away their worries? Will smaller companies find funding harder to come by and thus have to cut back projects, close down or be eaten by the juggernauts of the industry?

Question #3: Do you mind Braid being priced at 1200 Microsoft Dollars? Is it simply gouging the customer, or have we been underpaying for games we would shell $50 if they came on a disc?
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:08
necrozen
Do you think gamers are getting so serious about system games that their rigid needs are causing game makers to mostly play it safe with their big investments, reserving their creative, experimental spirit for smaller projects like PSN, XBLA, and DS? And where do you think this is taking the industry?
Koholint's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:16
Koholint
I tried hard to think of a question that wasn't about Braid or Eternity's Child. If Luc Bernard and Jonathan Blow teamed up to make a game, would it be awesome? Also, it's hard not to make a tasteless joke like "Would Bernard blame Blow if the game was bad?" See, there I go. Don't judge me.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:30
wardrox
Jim has retro friends.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:33
Sharpless
Aaron:



Explain this picture of you.

I have nothing else to add.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:38
randombullseye
Why kind of credentials and journalism backgrounds do you all come from? Have any of you any experience in broadcasting? Also cocks?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:39
randombullseye
Err, "What kind of" not "why."
Tascar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:42
Tascar
Admittedly this question is about Eternity's Child as well, though it pertains mainly to indie developers and one of the worries I have about the increasing presence of indie developers and games.

In reading the reviews and discussions out on Eternity's Child, there seem to be so many people, especially Luc himself, who basically want to be given slack on the justification that a patch is supposed to be coming to fix whatever problem there is.

As has been stated many times, it is obvious that this game needed alot more work and in looking at the discussions on the Steam forums for the game, the type of changes that are due to be implemented in these upcoming patches are game-changing elements that really should have been implemented in some alpha phase.

So my question is, why is it that so many are giving Eternity's Child some slack for being incomplete on launch? I just feel that this is out of some pity for the fact that the subject is an indie game made by an indie developer. If Metal Gear Solid 4 had shipped out in a broken form, no one would have held back their 1/10 punches even if Hideo Kojima himself were on some YouTube video begging on his knees for us to reserve judgement until a patch comes out.

What is happening now with Eternity's Child and the amount of people on other sites hitching a ride on the Luc pity train is exactly what worries me about the latest fascination with indie developers. I have no problem with indie developers. I just worry that in the desire to encourage them, some reviewers will see fit to grade their work by less stringent standards, which I do not agree with.
Fishstick's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:43
Fishstick
Which wine is the correct one to pair with Braid?

a) A white, like a Riesling or Pinot Gris
b) A rosé
c) A red, such as a Cabernet?
d) Braid tastes good with all of the above.

I'd like to know your thoughts.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:44
fetusmilk
when will we see a next-gen remake of " a boy and his blob"?
Zcdrike's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 18:51
Zcdrike
Which FPS control sceme is better? PC, Wii (a la metroid prime 3), or Duel stick?

Personally I hate FPS games on consoles as I feel like the controls are shit, Corruption gives me hope for games like The Conduit, but on the whole I prefer PC mouse and keyboard controls every time.

Also: Apple or Oranges?
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 19:11
Dyson
""They do, just listen to the controversial episode. Jim says, and I'm quoting:

"Retro-gamers like Dyson make me sick. If I ever see Dyson again I'm gonna ram his SNES up his cunt!"

He said 'cunt', therefore Jim MUST have said it.""

Ha ha! I won't tell you what he says to me when we're alone ;)
Chad Concelmo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 19:34
Chad Concelmo
I would like to know how you would prefer to die on the volcano, Anthony? Our battle approaches and I am fine tuning my various weapons.
Droll's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 19:45
Droll
How is Braid's few paragraphs of hallucinatory exposition before a world so magical and so haunting, while the long-ass stupid ass novels of text before a character's story mode in Soul Calibur IV so bad?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 19:52
Puppy Licks
Hey guys,
There are so many instances where a game developer has taken on naysayers and critics about their games (whether they're released yet or not) and it usually has ended in a internet shitstorm of epic proportions.

*Cough* Eternity's Child *Cough*

So with this in mind, do you personally think it's better for game developers to get involved with the public who criticize their games or should they just take notes and keep their mouths shut?
Sterling Aiayla Lyons's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 19:56
Sterling Aiayla Lyons
Are there any non Final Fantasy Squaresoft/Enix characters that you would like to see as bonus characters in Dissidia?

Also, what ever happened to that rumored "big FF7 announcement" that was suppose to drop at that Square...party...thing? I'll be pissed if that the FF13 demo being packed with the Advent Children Blu-ray was it.

Ummm....ah, i got nothing else...
Affable Robot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 20:15
Affable Robot
With games like Wii Music and such coming out should real gamers be concerned for the first time about casual games?

Also with all these games like Final Fantasy 13 that are now going to the 360 is there any hope for exclusive games any more and more importantly is there a point to having both a PS3 and a 360 anymore?
Affable Robot's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 20:22
Affable Robot
One more question:

When I read about how the VP of Besthesda said that Fallout 3 will be better than Oblivion it got me thinking what is your guys think when developers do that. They basically shit on their old games to say that their new game is the best?
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