I don't even have a real job.
Willem Dafoe is the Mask, in the Mask 3:faces of Dafoe
The mask itself is the face of Willem Dafoe
and Danny Devito returns as Stanley ipkiss
Roger Ebert isn't a celebrity, but I'd say it's about his time.
Also I've just noticed you sound like Owen Wilson when you do that wispery voice sometimes.
Testicles.
You've done it in part before, like when Sterling was talking about Deadly Premonition. Hell, if you just want to rant about that I'd be glad to hear it. The excitement is what I am lusting for.
Hmm: The Avengers? You seen 'em?
Specifically: If there was more "real" acting in these films would they be more encompassing of the entire audience? I feel like it was so dumb, and artistically empty, and made-for-10-year-olds. The adult jokes in a Pixar movie accomplish an all-ages inclusiveness, was it not possible to include more depth in this'un? And could you tie this "problem" back into Call of Duty and speak to its perceived lack of depth? Or just get Jon to? ie. What could be added to include more people in the experience?
What is the most encouraging piece of advice you would offer someone who is hoping to one day finger your anus? Also, how many fingers do you prefer in your anus? And would you mind dressing up as Holmes and Hamza put together? I will call you Holmza. This is your destiny, Jim.
Take an Oreo cookie, place it sideways inside Johnathan's asshole, and have him slowly clench his rectum so the Oreo is cut cleanly in half. This will cause one half of the Oreo with some of filling to drop to the floor, and the other half to remain in Johnathan's ass. Save the external half for a little later.
Next, have Brendon Fraiser pour some of Daddy's Moon Milk (TM) into Johnathan's asshole. Let it soak for a bit to let the cookie in his bum get nice and soft, probably for thirty seconds or so, and then dig it out of the milky asyss. Finally, dip the remaining cookie half into the milk, look at the camera, smiling, and slowly take a bite of the milky cookie.
Send this video to Nabisco and they will use this in their next commercial, making you both thousands, if not millions of dollars. I wish you luck, Jim.
I hardly trust Sony to keep current functionality with its hardware after the linux/ps3 farce, let alone add features to an existing device. Have they made any progress on implementing these features that they claimed the hardware can do?
By the way. sorry for asking a question about video games.

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