1) @Jim: After reviewing Lollipop Chainsaw, would you want a game made by both Suda 51 and Platinum Games to double the insanity, or would that be too much?
2) @Johnathan: I still can't tell when you're being serious, sarcastic, or indifference due to your monotone voice. So, when you rebuked that action-oriented games shouldn't have stories during Tony's recent DmC video, were you serious, or were you just trolling Tony for the viewers?
3) @all: When's the last time you've noticed a major female villain (i.e. the central bad guy) in a video game that was truly menacing (i.e. was someone you legitimately wanted to take out before the game was over) and/or was also an interesting character in her own right?
4) @all: Wouldn't it be funny if, in this sexual harassment fantasy Jim and Johnathan play with each other, the roles were, in truth, reverse (i.e. Jim has just been trying to push John's buttons until he reveals his true sexuality, and Jim is actually put off by the whole thing afterwards)?
If the sequel to Lollipop Chainsaw featured an exact digital copy of yourself rather than Juliet Starling in the lead role, how would you feel?
Would you be flattered, honored, or angry that they didn't consult you first and pay you what you are owed?
To Jonathan Holmes: Are you annoyed that Retro City Rampage is taking this long to be released and that an erotic Minecraft representation was your first exposure to the wider video game playing public?
To randoms: If you could present a piece of hoax vaporware to get everyone at E3 worked up into a lather over then face disappointment over its continued presence on the no-show list, what would it be?
Actual pseudoconsensual anal sex?
Actually being inconvenienced dude to everyone you know asking you Pedo or Not? questions?
Being threatened by Defoe that he's gonna kill everyone you love if he doesn't stop being mentioned by Jim?
That's what I'd like to know.
1. Would Jonathan Holmes be interested in a direct sequel to "Holmes Fuck the Ocean"? I'm thinking rainforest. Tarantulas, snakes, toads, sloths, all eager for Holmes's ready fluffed organ of love.
2. I haven't seen much in the way of new games for the PS Vita at E3. Is there anything on the horizon other than Playstation All-Stars that peaks your interest?
Dear Ham-za, have you ever eaten pork?
Dear Jonathan Holmes, do you ever whistle?
(just joined destructoid!)
Did you know that Aqua's hit song 'Barbie Girl' was the second best-selling single of all the 90s in the UK? Have you listened to their comeback album?
Do you think the current chart-topping AAA titles, like Call Of Duty, Crysis, Uncharted, Gears Of War and so forth, would have been equally popular in the 90s (assuming there was hardware in the 90s capable of running them well), or would they not have been XTREME, RADICAL, AWESOME and BODACIOUS enough to have sold well with a 90s audience?
Has there been any decade as amusing as the 1990s?
1. Jim Sterling was your mission of Operation Holmes Holes accomplished.
2. Any games or weird shit that you (or other Dtoid staff) seen (i.e Kentia Hall level weird).
1. GREAT LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW REVIEW JIM!YOU'RE AWESOME!!!
2. I,m not the gamer to attack people on their opinions of videogames, but i remember reading a tweet from Jonathan's twitter saying that Leon Kennedy's part of RE6 was bad? What was so bad about it? Just wanting to know. You're awesome to Jonathan Holmes!
I finally began playing Xenoblade Chronicles after saying I would every week since August of last year.
And because of this I now need to ask, what are your thoughts on Cool Potatoes? Isn't it the best name for an item in a game ever? If not, what is the best name for an item in a game you've seen?
...Cool Potato.
i think john sonic hamza knuckles jim dr robotnik
If you were at a family reunion on an island, and something happened where all of humanity died off except your island, would you repopulate the human race with your family, or condemn the human race to extinction and not?
Welcome back from E3 boys!

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