HEY J squared, GTA V do you care or not.

What games could do with a revised ending, whether through a re-imagining or retcon?

Have you ever seen a dude fistfuck a rodeo clown?

So this is my first post ever on Destructoid even though my account was made many millenia ago. Yes before the internet was born, my pretentious 1337speak mixed with Latin username (it means your violent death, god, I was such a clever fuck) was etched into a star that haphazardly became the power source for Destructoid. You're welcome... no I didn't have anything to do with that star powering your website but I thought I'd accept your thanks anyways. Okay before I move onto my question which I forgot and now I am just typing until I remember it, I'd like you to read this in your mind (don't worry, doesn't have to be aloud) as either Morgan Freeman or that of a Pikey... I will only accept either extreme and you will be audited on this. Brain scans. *cue forced mechanical laughter* Anyways, my friend and I are picking up a Podcast we left behind awhile ago. He's fat, and that's the hook. Edge of your seat stuff here. Oh and I really enjoy your Podcast, it brightens my day and I always listen to an episode (that I already have fully enjoyed *wink wink* or is that just too forward, my bad) as I fall asleep because I like pretending (with mild hallucinations, FYI) that both Jim and Jonathon are reading me a bed time story. Completely unrelated but do you guys have life-size cardboard cutouts of yourselves? If so may I acquire a set of them from yous guys? I switched to an Italian now, please try and keep up. Anyways my question is, and was wondering if we could send you a taping of ours for critique/thoughts/jazzhands? Also when people say dollars to donuts, do you get hungry? I always do. Especially my fat friend. He has a name, by the way, so rude to keep reading that he is fat, that's just a BIG part of who he is. Get it? Anyways, also I love my VITA, Destructoid pretty much convinced me to get one so I want to say thank you! What upcoming title for the VITA has you the most excited, Jim? I would ask you Jonathon, but I am not convinced that you are convinced on ever getting one. Does that make sense? Wow, for not remembering my original question I sure came out with a lot of questions. Anyways take care, I can't wait to hear the show. Butthole kisses!

P.S. I'd really like to see Butthole Kisses be the new hip way to say goodbye to people. What's nicer than a butthole kiss? Nothing, that's what. I immediately regret this post. Last question, what can I do to cleanse myself of this post?

Also if you ever want to Jonathon, I think you should start a kickstarter for a children's story that you'd write and read in a podcast. I would give that money, you're voice is sooooooooo soothing. If you don't think you'd have time to write one, I'd be happy to do that part for you for free. Goodbye!

Shit! Butthole kisses! Sorry about the length. Insert genital joke here.

Hello gents. Just wanted to know your opinions on 3D gaming, where it is now and if you see a future for it. I personally won't care until we reach Holodeck levels of 3D. Keep up the good work!

Do you guys care about earning achievements and getting high scores in games since you play so many for reviewing purposes?

Jim! Are you ever going to remember about the Manbabies?

Here's a question? With Capcom's multi-releases/empty promises/DLC, Konami's awful PR, Ubisoft's DRM, EA's...being of EA, and etc, are there any GOOD big video game companies left?

Is there any game you reviewed in the past that you would give a different score if you reviewed it today?

Yeah, here's a question- what's with the lack of coverage of Starhawk? What, do you want me to go elsewhere like IGN, Gamespot, or (gasp) G4??

Jim, if Jonathan Holmes fell victim to a facehugger would you adopt the chestburster and raise it as your own? If so, what would you name it?

Have you ever been told you have a mental illness ?? I was recently told I have "social autism"

Jim, why do you love things involving Queens? Alien Queens, Drill Queen, Jonathan Holmes, England(okay, since you left, perhaps not)etc.

Do you, in private, wear a tiara whilst naked and tell people to worship you? Assuming this is true (of course), is the Saint's Row dildo your scepter?

My fat friend told me I failed out of commenting 101, but my previous comment (see massive text above) was really a love letter to both of you guys, Jim and Jonathon. Also I realized I lied, not my first comment ever, guess I tried to win stuff in the past. My bad. Can't wait for the new show to go up!

Do you believe the uncanny valley is really something to be truly worried about? I've heard some unexpected people spout this buzz word with concern especially as graphical horsepower brings games closer to photo-realism.

These days there are lots of games "nickel and diming" people for their money for DLC. I don't have a problem with that in itself but i has turned a lot of developers away from the full on expansion (mainly standalone) which i used to love due to getting almost a whole new games worth of content in one (generally more polished and interesting) package. Which of these do you prefer (DLC, Standalone or full expansion) and do you think some games like ME3 would have fared better if all the DLC would have been released in a single expansion?

First of all, thank you Jim for posting the articles you did regarding the mess that is the Silent Hill HD Collection.

If Konami were to go under in a few years, what publisher would you like to see take the Silent Hill franchise from them? Also, what development studio would you like to see make a Silent Hill game?

Thanks again!

Can i has a free T-Shirt?

If you could have an animal from Animal Crossing as your neighbor, who would you chose?

I decided to keep track of all the letters, numbers and other symbols I've pooped. The complete list is:
-A
-C,c
-G
-I,i
-J,j
-K
-L,l
-O,o
-P
-Q
-R,r
-T,t
-U,u
-v
-x
-Y,y
-0
-1
-2
-6
-7
-!
-,
-\
--
-=
-<

I was wondering what you think of this list, what symbol you're most impressed by and if you remember any of your own poop shapes.

My personal favorite is capital K :-)

What do you guys think about the issues we face as an industry where we're slowly moving to be an entirely digital entertainment industry, and how much of the consumer base do you think relies entirely on the physical side of game distribution. Do you think it will have a significant impact on buyers and do you think it will pressure internet providers enough to.. provide better web infrustructure?

What would you rather have, nipples the size of your penis or a penis the size of your nipples?

Did you guys ever buy your old games at yard sales or flea markets? Almost all of my video games were hand me downs when I was a kid, and living in a world where I can't give someone a game I bought already, sounds like the sort of thing that could cripple the industry to me.

Did you guys play the original Valkyrie Profile on playstation? What do you think of the writing? isn't it great for a JRPG? If you don't think so I dare you to watch the long intro and tell me it isn't...

Will we be seeing more LGBT inclusiveness in blockbuster games thanks to Mass Effect 3?

why no Tales of Graces F review yet?

also what do you think of the rumored Orbis?

Have you ever played a Japanese dating-sim? Did you find that they made you bored with very idea of human sexuality?

Why haven't you wrote a novel yet ? Yahtzee has.

Is it because you've rotted your brian with energy drinks?

Would you like to see an erotic version of Skylanders, a la the scene from "Space Balls" wherein Dark Helmet plays with his dolls?

why are YOU (Jim Sterling) so obsessed with pedophilia with out acutally being a pedophile?

Thoughts on Orbis rumors! Lets hear em'

If someone wanted to get into the Silent Hill franchise where would you suggest starting as well as ending?

Also, because we all want to know, which Silent Hill monster would you like to romance and why?

What do you guys think of Dark Souls?

Do either of you like to eat yams?

why the hell did Nintendo make the camera controls backwards for zelda windwaker. It is fucking up my skills dawg

If I enjoy having sex with roses and tulips in the spring does that make me a petalphile or not?

Not a question but a demand bring danny B back

Not so much a question as a movie type pitch thing. Take the plot of robocop but instead of being turned into robocop he is now a dafoe-bot. Fun ensues.

this for anyone. knowing that Resident Evil Op. was not a survival horror with bugs. is that something to look past? & still a good game?

Thanks for your time.

Jim Sterling! Jim Sterling! I can't believe podtoid appeals to every demographic since I live in South America and everything that you and Holmes is so relatable, I look foward to it every week! Also, I've been drawing a lot of ideas so I make the Hibachi restaurant and Distric Dafoe a full on animation, best movie pitch in history btw

Questions:
1) Gaming culture in Latin America (for adults +30) is as stale as owning a HD console only to play FIFA and COD (because if you play anything else you are a kid in a grown man's body). Do you guys think is a good idea that for destructoid to delegate people to expand to latin america audiences and so, create a richer more open gaming culture?

2) Johnathan Holmes, just give in to Jim's sexual demands, I'm sure he will take care of you and feed you on plates with his face on it (that wasn't really a question, more just as an advice).

Love you guys,
Keep up the good work

TO JIMMY JAM: If you could fist any number of Willem Dafoe (plural), what sort of temporal distortion would occur? Oh, also which part of his bits would you shove it in?

TO J HOLMES, DAWG ON DAH STREETZ: As the Doctor Drew of Podcasts, you'd easily say that your expertise on genitals is astounding. Would you look at my genitals? Also, since I paid you a compliment, I expect the inspection to be done for free.

Fuck it, you pay me.

Do you think a GOD HAND sequel is long overdue?

Is it possible that you can still see my question from all the way back here? :/

If so, JIM STERLING, i want to pitch my game idea to that eshop contest with Renegae Kid, but what those who dont win get their ideas and designs taken down the line like with the woman who sent a short story pith to a warner bros contest and they ended up stealing the idea years later for The Matrix.

I am I just paranoid or what?

If you were trapped on a deserted island with your choice of game devloper, who would it be? And what would you REALLY be doing together? *wink, wink*

Jim, since you said you're a fan or Repo! The genetic opera (If I'm not remembering wrong), are you at all excited for the creators upcoming musical The devil's carnival?

Is there a chance you'll ever do commentary for any of the Alien films? As an Alien fan, I love it when Jim talks about Xenomorphs.

Anyone:

Now that it seems Kickstarter is progressively becoming more popular for game developers to publish their game, do you feel this could eventually become a bad thing? Do you see large companies like EA or Activision begin to do things like this just to get more money?

Jim Sterling, Jim Sterling do you think Silent Hill Downpour is a great game because it mentions paedophelia, or not?