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Podtoid 83: Get ready to feel bad about your body photo

Picture by Adam Dork.

If you ever want to feel suicidal for about two hours straight, just ask Brad Nicholson what he did when he woke up. Just ask him. Around the time he's finished throwing out phrases like "four hundreth sit-up," you will truly understand just how abysmal your own body is.

And then you will begin to masturbate.

This week, Brad joined the regular cast to talk about a whole cavalcade of stuff. You can listen here, as always. Highlights included:

- Linde love Siegelpuns

- The end of EGM

- Bob (of Bob's Game) is potentially a genius of the highest order

- Nintendo wants to give you the option to watch your games rather than play them

- Muscle Corner with Brad Nicholson

This week's best question came from XanderSan, who simultaneously gave me idea for the next RFGO New Gamer Dictionary. Send me an email at reverendanthony [a t ]gmail [d ot] com with your address and shirt size and we'll send you a Dtoid swag bag.

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nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 13:22
nukka jdav
Brad Nicholson? More like Brad Gives-me-a-hard-dickleson.

Yeah.

Yeah.
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 13:35
the Golden Avatar
Oh god. I must kill myself now. Brad does 50 more sit-ups than me!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 14:31
Sharpless
I don't need Brad Nicholson to know how abysmal my body is.
iconsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 14:38
iconsam
I think Brad Nicholson needs to be made into a game character. BonerQuest maybe?
iconsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 14:46
iconsam
BonerQuest: The Penis Pyramid
XanderSan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 15:03
XanderSan
Ah bollocks it! Really? For some reason I thought that was in the old ones too. My defense is half "The NES game and megadrive game in the UK have the same name, sorry!" and "Shut your whore mouth". That one might only work in RFGO though.

And I got schooled by the inspiration of Boner Quest. Tough Day.
XanderSan's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 15:17
XanderSan
Mini-game where your characters Boner has to survive the monsterous muscle pumping of Brad Nicholson as he listens to an entire podcast?

There shouldn't be a reward for it either. Only shame.
Brad Nicholson's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 16:09
Brad Nicholson
Hey guys, I hope you had fun listening.

Also, any game with me in it instantly gets a 10/10.
mo0man's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 16:15
mo0man
Hey, I was wondering if you could get me a link to carnivale showtime. I'm having trouble googling it. Hrm.. in fact, I was wondering if it would be possible to add the games mentioned in future podcasts so I could look into them. I mean, there's probably a whole bunch I forget to check up on afterwards
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 19:16
Char Aznable
Aaron Linde is a fucking genius. I was laughing down to the last second of that episode.

Siegelpuns are back!
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2009 22:08
Stella Wong
I laughed my ass off at work thanks to Potoid :3 You guys are awesome.
kaecyus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2009 07:48
kaecyus
"Are you still recording?"
"No."

I don't care if that was staged. I laughed.
flamesofchaos's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/14/2009 14:16
flamesofchaos
"Hey guys, I hope you had fun listening.

Also, any game with me in it instantly gets a 10/10."

What if the game is called Brad Nicholson is Ninja Bread Man? Will that get a 10/10?
Happy Chainsaw Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/16/2009 18:40
Happy Chainsaw Man
"210" He says. I think to myself. "210's nothing. I've done that no problem".

"I'm 5 10... 150 pounds". He says. "Fuck. I'm 6 1, 250 pounds" I think, cowering in wonder and fear.
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