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I'm glad someone took every single scene I didn't despise from this movie and put it into one easy-to-access video (spoiler at the end).

Now that New Year's is over, Podtoid has no easy, theme-related structures to fall back on. We can't talk about how this year compared against the last, or what we're looking forward to in 2009, or any of that cliche junk. We have to start talking about news again. Bummer.

We'll be discussing Jim's article on spectator games, last month's musings article, and other things I haven't really considered yet.

This week, I guess we're doing something new to determine who gets a prize: we still encourage you to ask questions, of course, but we've also got a sort of dramatic reading contest going on, as well. 

Hit the jump for more details.

This week only (unless people end up really liking it, in which case we'll turn it into a regular thing), you can record yourself performing a dramatic reading of any lines you wish from, any Metal Gear game, and we'll edit in the best monologue into the full podcast.

Again, we really encourage questions, but you can do this second thing if you wanna.








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the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 13:11
the Golden Avatar
Rev, I assume you've heard that Zooey Deschanel is now engaged to Ben Gibbard? As you have recently declared I ask: what are you going to do about it?
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 13:11
the Golden Avatar
Declared dibs that is.
Brian Keljore's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 13:13
Brian Keljore
What will be the next game that Destructoid podcasts will inspire? With Boner Quest and Chad Punches Old Ladies out, I feel its only a matter of time before some other terrible idea is made manifest in this world. I know I have been thinking of working on "Puzzle Puzzle Puzzle" myself after Retroforce's new year's show. Can Podtoid come up with another gem to inspire the creative genius that listens to the show to take action?
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 13:19
AgentMOO
Peter Molyneux brought down the controversy hammer again saying that there are no exciting games coming for 2009. Do you think there is any basis in this assumption? Do you think the gaming industry blew its load with the 2008 releases and is saving its resources for a similar push in 2010?
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 13:24
Brilliam
Did Aaron listen to "Feelin' Kinda Patton" like 10 minutes before recording last wek's podcast? He kept doing Patton Oswalt-isms. Creepily well, I might add.

And, serious question: do you think Microsoft will try to leapfrog the competition this year and announce their new console?

I'll record a thing when I get home, if it's in time.
greeneggsnsam's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 13:24
greeneggsnsam
Jim, did you get married? I noticed you referred to your lady as "wife" last week.
junglistgamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 13:27
junglistgamer
The MGS group therapy session was clearly the best thing ever comitted to tape, let the fapping commence!
Doctor Payne's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 13:27
Doctor Payne
Thank God, I'm not the only one who didn't like Burn After Reading. It had funny bits to be sure, but the forced laughter from the audience I watched it after every single semi-amusing line with drove me bonkers.

Also, No Country for Old Men? Not that great.
bigfatton's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 13:46
bigfatton
Yes! Other people realize that Burn After Reading was a pile of shit. Congratulations, Jim, on getting married/getting your smoke detector fixed, now you're safe!
KorJax's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 13:55
KorJax
Easter Eggs! No not those colored shit things, I'm talking about hidden little fun items/min-games/endings/objects etc that developers like to throw into games to make them feel like they are being more creative and actually having fun.

What are your favorite "Easter Eggs" in a game that you have seen?
smurfee mcgee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 13:56
smurfee mcgee
What if Burn After Reading was turned into a Metal Gear-like game? Thoughts?
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:11
Overcrowd
Would Metal Gear Solid 4 have lost any of it's emotional impact if the characters were replaced by talking pandas?

This is the kind of discussion that permeates the gamer table at Lunchbreak in my school.
Trojanman88's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:18
Trojanman88
Alright, serious question here guys:
Nicole Wiebe or Ashly Burch?
Mike Hawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:25
Mike Hawk
i've been playing eternal sonata recently and i felt like i was just fighting the same 4 bosses the whole game. it made me wonder something: has there ever been a game to successfully use only one boss repeatedly? sorry, that was kind of wordy.
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:29
PwnanObrien
So now that Guns and Roses "Chinese Democracy" has come out and since we have elected the first black president, do you think 2009 will be the year we finally see "Duke Nukem Forever"?

Unrelated but awesome song uses sounds from the original Doom: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S7bvSoqXSQ
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:32
Qraze
with Kojima just now saying that his team is gonna focus on a more global platform, do you guys think he can succeed in that? if he succeeds at dominating the west do you think more japanese companies will follow suit? he said his studio has to restart from zero to be successful in a global market. thoughts on this? go to psxetreme.com for the article. and sorry i didn't ask some stupid fucking question just to be funny or coy like the most of these questions are today.
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:35
Char Aznable
I just started playing Lost Odyssey (yeah, I'm a little late), and I was wondering how other people felt about the "Thousand Years of Dreams" segments. I feel like they're really touching and well-written, but feel somewhat disjointed from the main game experience.
SuperD1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:38
SuperD1984
I cant kill my 360, help!
PwnanObrien's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:40
PwnanObrien
Protip: Play the 360 to kill it.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:41
wardrox
Hey Jim, did you hear about the Podcastle Twitter feed?

Also, if you heard the new Batman game, Arkham Asylum, described as I just did as "BioShock with Batman", doesn't it make you suddenly want it?
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:41
TrailerParkJesus
If you guys could please get Brad Nicholson's muscles on as a guest on podcast, that'd be just great.
Xhumation's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:45
Xhumation
So with bugger all coming out pretty much until mid february (SF IV) what do you guys plan on playing for the next month or so?
OrangeGoblin's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 14:46
OrangeGoblin
Now that BonerQuest has been released, and Aaron is a games developer of sorts, do any of the rest of the cast have ambitions to make their own games? It's funny, I enjoy writing and film-making, but as much as I love gaming, I have no desire to make my own.
goodgamer77's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 15:07
goodgamer77
Do you think that LOTR:Conquest is going to fail financially as much as it is going to fail in general?
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 15:29
Kif
You guys are pretty outspoken on how you think a game should be reviewed. Have you ever thought of reviewing games ON the podcast, or even starting a podcast just for reviews? Could be a good answer to the people who shift through paragraphs of meaningful words just to get to the final score.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 15:32
Holyetheline
Do you really think the new Bioshock will make it out this year?
Reginald's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 15:34
Reginald
if a thai person and an african american high five, is the resulting entity a mulatto ? bonus question: how many thais and african americans need to high-five to produce an octoroon ?
Dastardly007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 16:09
Dastardly007
what are your predictions for 09?

I predict that nintendo will release a zelda game where you play as zelda for thge first time and have to rescue link. npw that they are aimed at girls and old people i think this is ewhat theyll do.

sorry for typos but i a bt pissed xxxx

love you all especially topher. big kiss o the arse
linuxguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 16:22
linuxguy
when do you think that gordon freeman will get to bone alyx so that we can get rid of that sexual tension and save mankind?
perri's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 16:28
perri
Would anybody play a game in which progress was impossible if the point of it was to illustrate futility?


How far is 'too far' for games as art? I've been thinking about this a lot, experimenting too.

I know this is vague but I guess I want to know how mundane an experience your willing to have for the sake of art?
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 16:34
AgentMOO
@linuxguy

gordon went back to bone her but the antlions were going crazy and she said there was no way.
dmgi's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 16:39
dmgi
In last week's podcast you compared 2008 to 2007 by the quality of the games, how do you think 2009 will fare compared to the past two years?

I'm personally looking forward to inFamous and that's about it for mainstream titles.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 16:41
Qraze
Mike Hawk, you ever hear of sonic the hedgehog? the same boss each level, or how about super mario bro.? are you new to gaming because that was not a good question at all.
Muddy Waterz's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 16:49
Muddy Waterz
What are some games that you totally suck at but like to play anyway?
InfraredChimera's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 16:53
InfraredChimera
Would you guys ever tried out a game knowing it got reviewd poorly, but ended giving it a try and ended up kinda enjoying it anyway and might eventually buy it?
I had this happen to me with Legendary and I know its just a mediocre game but the premise is pretty freakin neat.
Darkanubis87's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 17:27
Darkanubis87
first, @first post. Zooey Dechanel is hot, i just saw her in yes man.

Question: do you think streamlining functionality from the controller interface with game makes it more immersive?
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 17:48
ace of knaves
Will any of you miss Heretic and/or Reaprar?
Kinji's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 18:33
Kinji
Did you guys take advantage of Steams awesome after the holiday sale? Or any other sale for that matter?

Even though I've already got too much to play, I still ended picking up World of Goo, which I'm really glad I bought.
And like Aaron, I bought Blade Runner and Firefly on Blu-Ray. Can't go wrong with the complete series for $30.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 18:35
Darren Nakamura
I don't think I could manage to get home and record anything before you guys start recording, so I'll just ask questions.

Actually, nevermind, I don't have any questions.
Necro BABS's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 18:39
Necro BABS
Are numbered reviews relevant in today's market? I mean it seems that IGN will give a game less then a 8 and people already dismiss it like it has Aids or something. And you can't forget the fanboys who are "destroying" games they had by giving their reviews which lower the score. Is there a point? Do we trash the system? Or do we do what say Kotaku does and just list good/bad ideas from the game. We all strive for, and i hate this word, "Innovation" in gaming, why not how one reviews/score games?
Mr Happyfunlovetime's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/06/2009 00:08
Mr Happyfunlovetime
I love it when you get all excited about your videogamethings Anthony. <3
inundisanc69's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:46
inundisanc69
poison, and spurn wholesome bitters with disgust. cheap epivir hbv
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