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Podtoid 78: Porn and Lisa Frank photo

We weren't around last week. This week, we make up for it by spending the majority of the time talking about sex.

On Podtoid 78, Topher Cantler, Aaron Linde, Jim Sterling and myself discuss the present and future of porn games. Can they be made well? Do we want them to be made well? Is there a market for them? For how long will we pretend that we wouldn't play one? 

As always, you can listen to it here, or subscribe to us on iTunes. This episode's highlights include:

- Prince of Persia: great game, or greatest game?

- The greatest listener email ever 

- The wanking peripheral in question

- Bonetown, and the stupidity therein

- Are porn games even possible?

- Famous game locales, revisited

This week's best listener question came from Reginald, who managed to get us on a fifteen minute tangent that somehow ended in Oddworld.

[The song is from here.]








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Funky Goodness's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 13:08
Funky Goodness
So when exactly was this recorded?

Looking forward to hearing how you guys received PoP after Nick's glowing review.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 13:10
Neonie
The fact that there is someone on Destructoid named Reginald blows my fucking mind.
mo0man's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 13:13
mo0man
RSS isn't updated yet, just to let you guys know
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 13:13
pendelton21
Christ, my entire childhood was blinded by the bright fucking colors of Lisa Frank. That's what I get for having a unicorn-loving sister...
Spitfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 13:23
Spitfire
i think you forgot a letter in there- shouldnt it be Bonertown *snicker*
the Golden Avatar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 13:40
the Golden Avatar
So tired of downloading this via direct link.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 13:54
Qraze
where can i get that opening song? shit was awesome.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 13:54
Conrad Zimmerman
I disagree with your assessment that pornography cannot be viewed as cinema. I'm quite satisfied to fast-forward through sex scenes to see where some porn will go. Watch the classic Gerard Damiano film The Devil in Miss Jones for an excellent example.

At the same time, the plots and dialogue of many of the absurd adult features (especially the parodies) are more entertaining than a lot mainstream comedy features. And they are evolving into more of an artform, the kind of thing Damiano always hoped the industry would become.

Are they cheesy? Often, but not always. There are good examples of erotic drama within the pornography industry. We're just so consumed by the idea that they are only good for smut because the vast majority of the content they produce fits that mold.
Chicken008's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 15:00
Chicken008
iTunes fails again..
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 15:31
Darren Nakamura
Oh god, Oddworld. They need to make some more 2D games...
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 15:33
Dead Movie Star
What? No alt-text?
God damn it, Anthony, god damn it.
Daniel Carneiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 15:39
Daniel Carneiro
this is not really porn related (or maybe it is?) but what happened to dinosaur gentleman?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 16:03
wardrox
How long does the RSS take! I NEED to know about sex!

Wait...

Too late.
Daniel Carneiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 16:04
Daniel Carneiro
oh shit, it's not the preshow post, I'm an idiot, sorry...
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 16:05
wardrox
How long does the RSS take! I NEED to know about sex!

Wait...

Too late.

Still... all the links seem broken :-/
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 16:36
Druid 01
where's john conner?
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 16:38
Jetsetlemming
Jim's final comment at the end reminded me of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. In the second episode of the show one of the main characters finds out he's got a son, who's a horrible little shit. His son forces him to talk him to the mall and tells him "You've got to buy me a toy. If you don't buy me a toy I'll tell mom you took me to a black person's house!"

Also I agree with Topher that there are good porn games worth mentioning. I'm not going to mention any because I am not quite totally shameless.
Axion22's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/09/2008 20:23
Axion22
You motherfuckers CAKEROLL'd me.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2008 01:26
RAB
where the hell are yo guys listening to this from? itunes aint workin for me so im trying to listen to it from the archive on podtoid.com... but its not on there yet. and its been more than like 10 hours since you posted this!
Dragonzigg's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2008 06:45
Dragonzigg
Great show as always guys. You're totally wrong about Prince of Persia however.
Touch's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/10/2008 07:33
Touch
Gaaa! The standalone player isn't working, and when I try to use the direct link I get told that I'm downloading an mpeg! Looks like no Podtoid to ease me through the afternoon at work - bah!
Ota's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/11/2008 14:46
Ota
I was going trough the podcast page to download the one about game endings as i have finally finished Bioshock, and i've found out that the older podcasts are all 404, is there a workaround os are these amazing pieces of geniality lost forever?
flatalunfio42's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/14/2011 17:45
flatalunfio42
its influence to animate any writing of yours! buy ofloxacin
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