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This week on Podtoid, we talk about dirty, filthy, horrible, interactive sex. Despite what the header image above might lead you to believe.

Slutty Sterling, Lascivious Linde, and I Can't Think of a Sexual C Word That Isn't Crabs or C*nt Chow talked about potentially high XBLA prices,  XNA, and, best of all, screwin' in videogames. And in real life. But mostly videogames. Anyway, you can listen to it here.

Highlights include:

- KMCC is out to get Linde

- Microsoft punishes your enthusiasm

- Tiff Chow: really likes saying variations of "ooh, burn" for like a half hour straight

- What is "mature" sex?

- Linde comes up with the best videogame idea since Lego Event Horizon

This week's best question came from Cosades. We unfortunately ended up answering most of the other questions in our regular conversation, but Cosades still asked a pretty good question. Put your email in the comments and we'll contact you about the cash.

[The music is from the original Rhythm Tengoku.]


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Loki Power's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 15:26
Loki Power
Does anyone know where can I import a copy of Rhythm Tengoku?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 15:33
wardrox
I agree, BioShock 2 multiplayer _IS_ a good idea and it shows you're an idiot to hate on a sequel to the best game of last year, probably just to be cool.

Also, nice cast. I celebrated national orgasm day quite well.
Remo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 15:33
Remo
You don't have a sexually charged nickname rev, how about anally raped anthony.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 15:38
HarassmentPanda
Chode-loving Chow?
mr geo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 16:04
mr geo
Cock-loving Chow!
Cosades's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 16:05
Cosades
Hot damn! Email is adam [dot] lacoste [at] hotmail [dot] com.
mr geo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 16:05
mr geo
Coochie-loving Chow!
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 16:25
HarassmentPanda
Wow, I'm sorry Tiff. I didn't mean to start this. I was just trying to help Rev out.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 16:28
HarassmentPanda
Oh, man! How did I miss the obvious joke:

Chode-roving Chow!
Althesaurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 16:38
Althesaurus
How could you guys miss "Constantly-engaged-in-coitus Chow"?

I mean, that one just writes itself!
sweetchuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 16:46
sweetchuck
I would love to get my hands on BonerQuest!
I mean, um, yeah.
Sassafrass's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 16:47
Sassafrass
Y'all are so crude with your cock-lovings and so forth.

Concupiscent was clearly the word you were looking for.
Drunken Haze's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 17:00
Drunken Haze
Not liking geometry wars r/ev2 makes me question your taste. Comparing it to space giraffe makes me question your sanity and manhood.
DanGale's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 17:30
DanGale
Wait, Rev! I completely agree with you over Geometry Wars 2. There is a horrible, foggy haze over the whole game. You literally can't see what's going on. I thought my TV was steamed over!
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 17:55
Jetsetlemming
Mature sex is when you can see penetration obviously
I mean, c'mon. What kind of noob doesn't know the answer to that question
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 18:09
KMCC
I did have proof, and yes I was out to get Linde, UNTIL he pitched BonerQuest. Now I'm fundraising.
DanMazkin's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 18:20
DanMazkin
thankyou for giving me one more reason to live today
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 19:06
ace of knaves
Either "Coitus" or "Cunnilingus" Chow would have been perfectly acceptable.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 20:46
ScottyG
Hmmm... "Coquettish Chow" maybe? Although that might be a little softer than what you're looking for. Still though, it's a good word. :)
Tiff's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/31/2008 23:24
Tiff
I will take Coquettish Chow, or Coy Chow for that matter. You guys are true darlings.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 00:18
pendelton21
The more I heard about BonerQuest, the more I wanted to play it.

...ok, mainly it's because I wanna rape Giygas.
naturon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 02:38
naturon
Some awesome dicussion there, i really think in the next few years we'll start to see some games that start to give a deeper maning to mature content than just violence and blantant sexuality. oh and Jim that damn singer on podcastle was'nt an Australian, he says hes from the UK, god knows how u could mistake that accent. Bloody poms :P
BizarroAlfie's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/01/2008 10:10
BizarroAlfie
when you were talking about sex scenes in games. I remember there was one in Fahrenheit. Its called Indigo Prophecy in the states and canada but lack the sex scene in those versions.
coyo7e's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/04/2008 17:08
coyo7e
On the topic of Jim's continued rant about Microsoft Points, has it ever been considered the legal issues stemming from a service like XBLM using real money across national lines, as opposed to point-of-sale fantasy money?

Also, I'm fucking sick of hearing that rant. I know I'm not the only person who's tired of whinging about Microsoft points conversion rates, unusual increments of points forcing people to leave a dollar worth of points in the account for weeks at a time, etc, etc..
Clance's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:01
Clance
"Yeah, you say that now while you... Haven't got an erection... The most ludicrous scenarios will suddenly seem normal to a man with a hard-on"

Jim, you made me burst into an LOL in my quiet office. Damn you!

Great pod guys, really great discussion... 'Tasteful' sex is ok sometimes but in real-life, lets face it, we quite often love to go like the clappers and be as 'immature' and animalistic as possible. "Ludicrous scenarios" n' all.

Doesn't mature, slow and unriveting sex (as often shown as being 'tasteful') just lead to first timers being influenced and, therefore, bad in bed?
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