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Podtoid 32: Bloody Coup

3:52 PM on 09.15.2007   |   Aaron Linde

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Great civilizations often crumble at the height of their decadence. Last week on Podtoid 31, Nex and I were drizzling chocolate on bundles of hundred dollar bills and shooting them out of a flaming cannon -- it should come as no surprise that a little change was bound to follow. Now that Nex is off at Portland State University teaching History 304 (Using Obscure Middle English History References to Pick Up Chicks), it falls to me to carry Podtoid along its straight and narrow trajectory straight into the everlovin' dirt.

I couldn't be expected to bring ruin to the expectations of our community without a bit of help, could I? This week I'll be joined by bloodthirsty stormtroopers DMV, Rev. Anthony, and .tiff, but that's not why you're here, is it? You're here for the cash. Hit those comments and ask us something profound, funny, or stimulating (you know, the dirty way) for your chance at $25. Best question aired takes home the dough, which can be spent on any number of rugs, boats, trees, or very small fish. But only those items. We're watching you.

Recording goes down tomorrow night, so you've got until then to send us your questions. Triumph or die! 








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charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 15:49
charliesuh
ZERO!
charliesuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 15:49
charliesuh
And btw, AWESOME cast! I'm really excited about this!
Ignignokt01's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 15:50
Ignignokt01
Why is it that I can almost never finish a game, regardless of how awesome or shitty the game is?

Do I have a gaming disorder? IS IT CURABLE?

The latest example is Bioshock, I'm like 95% into the game, right near finishing it, but I haven't played it in weeks now and I'm not really interested in finishing it. This always happens with great games and poor ones alike.

Deathsaw's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 15:55
Deathsaw
I'm gonna ask a lot of questions.

What makes a game better then everything else?
How many movies are hollywood gonna fire out at gamers before they realize they suck at making them?
Why do companies act so suprised when their game fails?
How many times am I gonna have to tell people that there is no better system but better opinion?
Why do I have to spend so much time reading about a game that sounds new but feels the same?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 15:57
Aaron Mxy Yost
If you could change one thing about the gaming industry, what would it be?
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 15:58
Colette Bennett
Do you guys think BioShock is going to set a trend to make more intelligent shooters, or do you think it's going to stand alone in its class?
vexed alex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:00
vexed alex
Why do games bring about so many douche bags?

Am I crazy that I don't give a fuck about ranks and shit like that? Was I dropped on my head over the fact that I don't turn into an asshole whenever someone beats me or I'm beating someone? Is playing for fun not what I'm supposed to do? I R TEH CONFUSED!

Secondary question:
What do you think about the virtual couch party system? Should all games adopt this Halo made matchmaking?

I'll answer for myself. Yes. All games should fucking have it. It'll reduce the levels of douche when playing online and I get to be with my buddies! I get to play with people I like, therefore, making me like the game even more. It's the main reason Gears of War died the second month I got it.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:01
Coonskin05
Don't suck guys.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:03
Eschatos
What's your opinion on the upcoming shooter glut? (Halo 3, Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, Crysis, Team Fortress 2, Call of Duty 4, Unreal Tournament 3, Hellgate: London, etc. And those are just the good ones I can recall off the top of my head.
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:04
Wedge
Oh hell yes. That sounds like an fucking great cast. .tiff should still be required to do the whole show as a tiny anime school girl though.

I just wanted to know what DToid editors have tried Goozex and what they think of it? Is this the internet finally coming up with an independent solution to the scourge of the industry that is Gamestop behemoth?

Also did any of you listen to Voices of the Lifestream yet? I won't be till work next week on my MP3 player. Is it as epicly awesome as I am hoping? Well I figure it is, the only shit remix project they ever did was the Sonic 2 one...
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:08
Excremento
I'd like to ask, what is the appeal of sequels? We all know that the story is going to be a derivative of the original with just some new names, new weapons, etc.

Some sequels I can understand, such as Halo - Halo 3, there is a logical progression and a story that would be too much for the original to tell. But you have God of War and God of War 2, the game's story was told in the first one and you could have left Kratos there at the end as a god. But no, sequel law dictates that if a game makes enough money, you have to make a sequel.

This has me worried...with the news that Colette brought up this week, Bioshock is going to have a sequel? How the hell can you have a sequel to this game? The story was told...that should be it Game Over for reals.

Thanks!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:11
Eschatos
Yeah, I definitely think Bioshock should not have a sequel. The only reason for it is Take Two wants more money, and they'll probably have to do something stupid to explain it. Please just leave Bioshock as a fond memory of an awesome stand-alone game.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:12
Bob Muir
What do you predict will happen to the Wii at retail this holiday season? I know that us hardcore gamers will be loving offerings like Super Mario Galaxy and Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but I'm curious if Nintendo's appeal to the casual and non-gamer market will continue. Will the promise of Wii Sports still sell units to those who don't care about regular games, or will the Wii be pushed aside in their minds as the latest Furby or Tickle Me Elmo?
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:12
Bob Muir
What do you predict will happen to the Wii at retail this holiday season? I know that us hardcore gamers will be loving offerings like Super Mario Galaxy and Super Smash Bros. Brawl, but I'm curious if Nintendo's appeal to the casual and non-gamer market will continue. Will the promise of Wii Sports still sell units to those who don't care about regular games, or will the Wii be pushed aside in their minds as the latest Furby or Tickle Me Elmo?
MrRed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:18
MrRed
With game compnaies cranking out terrible games (looks at EA) Do you think some one should start a game review board that gives all games pass/fail games. Would this help stimulate the game market with great games?
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:27
Excremento
My needs as an adult gamer...There must be a New Battletoads, a New Earthworm Jim, and a New Sierra point-n-click adventure for the Wii or at least a collection of Police Quest, King's Quest, and the best one of them all Space Quest...c'mon Sierra!!!
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:28
taumpytears
The gaming industry needs an eloquent representative to defend our favorite hobby/lifestyle on tv interviews and stuff like that. It would be best if this person had a history in the industry, like a games journalist or developer. Who would you suggest to represent gamers and defend us from the likes of you know who?
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:30
AngelsDontBurn
YAY NEW CAST! I'm anxious!
Quisling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:36
Quisling
What kind of changes to the game rating system would you make if you had the power? Would you do completely away with the ESRB, or do you believe there are good ideas there that need to be preserved?
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:55
Arugala9
With DS games such as Eco Creature Save the Forest and A New Beginning having to do with climate change and nature,also because its always in the news, do you think we will start to see more of these kinds of games?

Also does anyone else want to see another Ogre Battle game, and do you think we will?
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 16:58
Dynamic Sheep
Question: Kill or save the little sisters?
Question: 2D games on the Wii; good or bad news?
Question: Is testicle torture truly too brutal for an 'M' rating?
Question: Who will be the next Super Smash Bros. Melee Character introduced?
Question: My pokemons, will you see them?
Question: Is electro lemon a famous internet celebrity yet?
Question: Will Ron be swinging that ban hammer at trolls?
Question: Speaking of Ron, will he be coming back to the Podcast?
Question: How old is 15 really?
Question: What do you think of the redesign (if it's done by the time you start recording)?
Question: How many posts are too many posts on electro lemon's blog?
Question: BlueWolf and MasterLedz... WTF?
Question: Will Niero make it in time to save the damsels in distress?
Question: Pyramid Head: Rapist or Surprise Sexor?
Question: Is it normal for your wiener to burn when you pee?
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 17:12
Dynamic Sheep
Will there be a sequel to 'Shoot Em Up'?
ZombieEmily's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 17:15
ZombieEmily
Why has Rockstar become such media whores?
They are becoming the Paris Hilton of the game industry.
DeusPayne's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 17:16
DeusPayne
I picked up Brain Age 2 finally, and my question is a two parter. 1) What other games other than Brain Age and Hotel Dusk have you play with the DS on its side. And 2) Why the hell don't more developers do that? Sideways DS gaming is ftw!
Deus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 17:26
Deus
Is the new Podtoid cast just a new Praetorian Guard, or genuinely working for the betterment of Dtoid, and of Mankind?

PS - The Podtoid is dead! Long live the Podtoid!
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 18:03
Toneman
Is Nex really teaching at PSU? Because I'll sign up for his class if he is. Do you think I'd get an instant A?
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 18:30
maxio098ui
if bioshock had the same promotional campaine (in size) as halo 3. would it sell more? and if not what if halo3 was the first halo and they would have the same sized campaign, who would sell more?

in other words intelligent rpg like shooters vs pure shooters
Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 18:34
Dr Milkdad
Question:
Based off your own personal experiences, what was your favorite year or era to be a gamer, and why? I'm not talking necessarily what was the best as far as what was released that year, just overall, what was the most exciting/fun time to be a gamer for you personally. For me, it was 95/96, going from 2D to 3D, introduction of the Playstation and N64, and my first experience with PC Gaming, was a very fun time to be a gamer.

tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 18:42
tehuberone
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ENERGY DRINK FOR LATE NIGHT GAMING?


classic q. ftw
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 18:43
BenHaskett
Could you please give me an in-depth explanation of what a furry is? I hear inside jokes about it all the time, but I still don't understand it fully. Is it just people who have a fetish for dressing up like animals and rubbing eachother? At first I thought a furry was just a humanoid animal illustration in erotic poses. Am I close here? I started playing videogames a lot and joined the Gamespot forums when Starfox Adventure was still really popular. There were all these pictures of Fox and the purple girl animal (sorry, never played it) floating around over there and tons of forumites were treating it like legitamate porno. Yeah, it was kinda creepy. Sorry to be the guy to ask such an odd & awkward question, but after listening to Podtoid 30 a few weeks ago, I am genuinely confused.
Wootex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 18:50
Wootex
Do you think that there will ever be such a dramatic and important breakthrough in game design or presentation that nearly all games that come out after it will render older games obsolete, or do you think things will continue as they have always been: Some truly inspired games among a large sea of insipid ones?
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 18:53
JonDarkwood
Hey Linde, I can't wait to see what you do with Podtoid. I missed the group dynamic from the past couple of installments. I know how much of a hassle that can be to organize and keep under control though, and of course Nex will be missed :(

Podtoid is like essence of destructoid without the stupid shit that goes down in the Community Blogs.
robotplague's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 19:22
robotplague
How much time do you spend reading, talking or writing about games versus actually playing them?

I know I spend quite a bit more time reading about them than actually playing.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 19:37
ArrestedDeveloper
Wow Electro writes one blog and Podtoid is reformulated, I had underestimated the power of his sexy dancing.
Aaron Linde's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 19:50
Aaron Linde
AD, not quite. Nex announced he was stepping down on last week's show.
Mike Hawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 19:52
Mike Hawk
what do you think of the dual analog shooter? do you like it when compared to other console shooter control styles? do you think it will have its place in the future of console gaming or will it be made inferior by a new control scheme?
Mike Hawk's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 19:53
Mike Hawk
what do you think of the dual analog shooter? do you like it when compared to other console shooter control styles? do you think it will have its place in the future of console gaming or will it be made inferior by a new control scheme?
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 20:41
Holiday
Why is it that male protagonist in video games have armor or combat fatigues and female ones are barely clothed? I mean...Is a woman's skin tough enough to repel bullets and sword slashes?

Like the latest Heavenly Sword trailer here: [url=http://www.gametrailers.ca/index.php?PageName=trailers/viewtrailer.php&fileid=4258

/]Heavenly Sword Trailer[/url]. She's facing off against all these fully clothed soldiers and meanwhile she's wearing so little I can see a full butt cheek.


Please help! I am being held captive by feminists who are forcing me to type this shi- Aaaaaghhh

Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 21:25
Thornnn
Q#1: Will you ever do a podtoid video podcast?

Q#2: Will anyone ever read my C-Blog?

Q#3: Do you think the podtoid should be more news or entertainment?

Q#4: (directed at Aaron) Is .tiff as sexy in person as we all think she is on the web?

Q#5: What's up with the new I-pod games is anyone playing them?

Q#6: Does Electro Lemon Really exist or is he just Max Headroom in disguise?

Q#7: Do you think Wing commander will ever be revived?



CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 21:26
CypherVR
longer podtoid ftw
Imtheguywiththegun's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 21:56
Imtheguywiththegun
what do you guys think would take to slap the industry in the face and say "HEY LETS GET ORIGINAL!" , since everything anounced up until the end of 2008 are just rehashes of old formulas with new characters and music , but basicaly , rehashes , kinda like hollywood , i dont want the 25 bucks im just curious btw
CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 21:58
CypherVR
Where the fuck is Ron-Work-Man? -cue acapella-

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CypherVR's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 22:19
CypherVR
Please tell us wtf happened during the "Steal this right now: 333th comment wins limited-edition Halo 3 sauce!" that Niero posted and the hell that ensued, 3773 posts, lol
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 22:30
Holiday
Final Fantasy aside, why do people like Japanese RPGs so much? Always the same old crap: Teenaged characters barely out of puberty talking all tough'n shit like they actually pay taxes or somethin. Really horrible dialog, and I doubt it's a mistranslation into English either, i.e "I will never give in!" a la Blue Dragon. 2 minutes of wondering around aimlessly only to end up in a 5-10 minute turn based combat cut scene with a giant scorpion (rinse and repeat ad naseum for 50 hours). The girl characters always have the lamest skills (Heal Group +5). Did I mention the horrible dialog?

Why do people like WW2 FPS so much? The war's over man, we won, go team, now let it fucking rest already. Maybe for something different we could have a WW2 FPS about how IBM, Standard Oil, AT&T, all of Morgan/Rockefeller did business with and continued profiteering from the NAZI's before and during WWII.

Why isn't there a Viva Pinata MMO?
Imtheguywiththegun's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2007 23:25
Imtheguywiththegun
the same reason shooters are generic
and everythin else is generic...

it sells , its profit

thats why no one have the balls to make a game where the main character is a boombox that need to collect some classic tunes to fight the evil cd players and their overlods the ipods.
interbutts's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 01:06
interbutts
Do you think the arcade will make a comeback? Why or why not?
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 05:00
calpis
So when's Japanator coming back? The new season is starting soon and I need my tentacle rape fix.
calpis's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 05:06
calpis
If podtoid had the technology of smell-o-vision, what would it smell like this instant?
Wheeliedude's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2007 07:54
Wheeliedude
What's your gaming horror story? Did devastating things ever happen to your consoles?
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