Jonathan Holmes has very real butt trouble in this week's episode, but that doesn't mean he gets it gently. Instead, Dr. Sterling uses his poopology degree to try and diagnose the problem, before Holmes is whisked away to be the living prisoner of an underground time capsule, where he shall know a new god. Elsewhere, the gang gets caught up reading some of the most horrific sounding sex game descriptions. It's really horrible.
Also, Xbox One gets talked about a little more, a choice is made between Magneto and Anita Sarkeesian, and something about Fire Emblem.