On this week's sly episode of Podtoid, the derptastic duo exploits Jonathan Holmes' penis for fame and fortune, retroactively saves Michael Jackson's life, and discusses human enlightenment through masturbation. Elsewhere, Willem Dafoe is able to make his dreams come true with the power of a scream.
When it comes to videogames, the crew chats about Closure, Spirit Camera, and goes into great length about why you should purchase Lone Survivor. Oh, and David Cage is given some free advice on how to better improve his writing technique.
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