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Podtoid 112: The Sixty Chicken McNuggets of Adam Dork photo

This week's show is a cluttered and slightly overlong one, but I think you'll quite enjoy it. It veers dangerously close to insightful relevance at times (the Shadow Complex discussion), suddenly switching to our typically nonsensical sex jokes until finally arriving at one of the best games-unrelated conversations I think we've ever had.

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Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 13:09
Sentry
The imminent nugget conversation must be pretty freaking awesome to not name this podtoid "Baseballocaust".
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 13:18
Char Aznable
Wikipedia:

"In 1984, James Oliver Huberty killed 21 people and wounded 19 others at a McDonald's in San Ysidro, California, in what became known as the San Ysidro McDonald's massacre. Three years later, in 1987, his widow, Etna filed a USD$5 million lawsuit against McDonald's, claiming that the massacre was triggered by her husband's consumption of excessive amounts of Chicken McNuggets. She alleged that monosodium glutamate from the food interacted with the lead and cadmium that had built up in Huberty's body after 14 years as a welder."

Adam Dork hasn't been welding for 14 years in his spare time, has he?
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 13:19
phantomile
God dammit that header is making me so hungry.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 13:23
Los255
It's making me hungry too...

@Char

LOL
Harris Hatsworth's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 13:28
Harris Hatsworth
I could totally eat 60 chicken Mcnuggets.
test22's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 13:33
test22
naggers
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 13:35
Jesus H Christ
When we were traveling to WI with another band two Marchs ago, we stopped and got 100 nuggets. It was awesome and epic at first, transitioning slowly into chest cramps and shame.

This was a good episode.
ShuperShawn's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 14:02
ShuperShawn
Now I REALLY want some god damn chicken nuggets! Way to go podtoid.
stevenxonward's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 14:03
stevenxonward
Considering the comments that were made about Roman Polanski, I thought most of you might find this interesting.

Damian Chapa directed the 2009 biopic Polanski Unauthorized. Damian Chapa plays Roman Polanski in the movie. Damian Chapa played Ken Masters in the Street Fight movie. Damian Chapa is probably a pedophile.
triclops41's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 14:31
triclops41
wow anthony, in this podcast, you come off as the second most closed-minded person involved in this podcast. (second only to OSC himself).


you disagree with everything will wright thinks, because he supported mccain? (do you really even know any of his political positions? though he keeps it to himself, he is basically a libertarian. does that mean you now oppose everything jim sterling stands for?)
people are bad for not caring about this pretty trivial issue? (i dont mean gay rights, i mean OSC's involvement in shadow complex)
all dems are good, all repubs are bad?
we have to make a big deal about everything in every game or else games will never be taken seriously?

you congratulate yourself constantly for how open-minded you are, but you seem to view everything through a pretty specific prism.
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 14:50
whormongr
I think one of the things that was missed in the discussion on the boycott issue:
The idea of being punitive towards chair is actually what you want to do in this case, not to keep the $ out of card's hand from the non-purchase of the game but also to discourage chair or other companies from employing him in the future. When it comes down to it chair made the decision to employ card in the creation of shadow complex and that is something that they have to deal with- sure I feel bad for the other people that worked on the game, but it would be the same issue if you worked at someplace like JC penny or target or any other company and it came out that they had a racist or sexist or homophobic ceo- the fact that it is a video game company doesn't realyy make it any different.
bunnymud's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 14:55
bunnymud
I went out and bout all of Card's books
madfigs's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 15:21
madfigs
We had a McNugget speed eating contest once, and the victor not only finished 20 in 2:38, he went on to eat a total of 100 over the course of the day (only 40 in any one sitting though). Gross.
Move the Bongos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 15:38
Move the Bongos
Could someone please tell the sports-loving-chimp that he has to turn off his fan during recordings.
Jumbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:18
Jumbo
Orson Scott Card is more than just a "bigot". He puts his bigotry into practice in the world. He's a member of bigoted organizations that pass bigoted legislation. It's not just an "everyone is entitled to an opinion" thing. Whether or not the Rape of Nanking happened (spoiler alert: it did.) is not a pending issue up for electoral debate. And it's not even that he's a Republican. He's on the board of NOM. The chain of money from gamer-to Chair-to Card-to Anti Gay TV commercials for bullshit ballot initiatives is pretty clear and direct.
Sanaj's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:28
Sanaj
I am the only one that thinks McDonald's doesn't serve food?

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Carrying Chicken McNuggets around in steel briefcase is pretty much all you can do with them.

Samit adds more to his spreadsheet today.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 16:34
PappaDukes
@Toucan Gourmand - I gave up McDeathTrap years ago, and will NEVER go back.
kookkui's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:17
kookkui
Check out the Ren and Stimpy episodeFake Dad that features the meat on meat sandwich. Its at 5:57 and it comes with a side of meat drink!
Jumbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 17:34
Jumbo
@triclops

You can be open minded and still hate Republicans. Quit being such a whiny baby. In politics, you pick a side and the other side sucks. That doesn't mean you don't hear the other side's arguments and consider them thoughtfully. It just means that after thoughtful, open-minded consideration, you've come to the conclusion that the other side sucks and you don't need to censor yourself in saying so just to protect their precious feelings.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 18:57
Stella Wong
MAKE IT RAIN XDD oh god I laughed so hard in the last 10 mins way to go guys.
CharleyTony's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/26/2009 21:45
CharleyTony
I think this is by far the funniest Podtoid ever!

The simple fact that in the same show we get to hear a debate about boycotting a game based on the "quasi-author" being against gay marriage and then jump to double down chickenburgers & alluminum briefcases filled with obsene amounts of McNuggets is mind boggling!

Ive got a question for you: Should every biggot in the world buy Shadow Complex simply in order to support that crazy nutcase called Orson Scott Card ?
triclops41's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 00:33
triclops41
Jumbo,
u can't hate Rs and be open minded. U can hate certain politicians, or certain positions, or policies, but to hate that whole party is the very definition of bigotry.
And it's quite a jump to call my post whiny. I get annoyed when people think everything should be viewed along the axis of R vs D. It shows a lack of thoughtfulness, and wasted precious minutes in The Greatest Podcast Ever! Contrary to Bush and Cheney, the world is not 2-sided.
Just cuz most fuckwads pick sides like it's ur hometown football team doesn't mean we all should.
triclops41's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 01:44
triclops41
boycotting shadow complex because of OSC will not teach chair or epic or anyone else not to associate with bigots. the boycott has to be much bigger and more high-profile. all this boycott will do is make the game sell slightly less well. seriously, if this boycott went beyond gaming sites, it might have its intended effect, but it wont, so it cant. you would honestly get a larger effect if all the people upset about it wrote well-reasoned, hand-written letters to chair and epic expressing your dissatisfaction with OSCs involvement.

BTW, gay marriage is coming, we just have to wait till more people like OSC die of old age. (that is a descriptive statement, not a prescriptive one!)
The Nesta's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 04:35
The Nesta
Holy shit that Chicken McNugget conversation was the funniest fucking thing I've heard in a while. I really wish I had some McNugget coupons.
demethos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 08:15
demethos
So how much podcast time did you waste ragging on that Semit guy this podcast? Why don't you just do him a favor get rid of him so you won't be so distracted?
demethos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 08:16
demethos
So how much podcast time did you waste ragging on that Semit guy this podcast? Why don't you just do him a favor get rid of him so you won't be so distracted?
stevenxonward's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 10:12
stevenxonward
@triclops41

It's perfectly reasonable to make a blanket statement in regards to disliking a particular political party, so long as you acknowledge and dislike the elements of that political party when they appear in something you support. I can make a blanket statement about hating the grand old party because I’m aware of what their platform is, and I find it contemptible. Certainly not every Republican adheres to the platform verbatim, but for example, I will not accept them for being a pro-choice republican while being one that condemns gay marriage. It’s not closed-minded to dislike things that are morally incongruent with progressivism. Further, I will dislike the Democratic Party when the party commits to supporting likewise transgressions – which it is guilty of more often than not.

Sure, legal gay marriage is coming, but why should we just sit on our hands and wait for these guys to die? These people aren’t going to just die. They’re training their children and grandchildren right now to be just as intolerant as they are. The conservative Christian youth movement is becoming a real problem here. Guys like Card are some of the main purveyors of this kind of backwards logic. I can accept that no matter how I spend my money, a person I would dislike will probably benefit; however, I have a harder time accepting that within the sphere of videogaming, which I had hoped would avoid associating with this kind of person. There are plenty of other non-bigoted, moderately high-profile authors that could write entertaining associative material for a videogame.

Boycotting the game would definitely show Chair that the gaming public won’t accept material whose profits will benefit a bigot. It may not affect anything in this particular instance, but it could send a message to developers who might’ve considered working with someone like Card in the future.
DJDuffy 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 15:55
DJDuffy
Good conversation about the OSC situation. Linde, please in future it would be better to support a different GLBT organization than the Human Right Campaign. They've done some good stuff for the community in the past, but ever since they went against an all-inclusive ENDA, they have gone downhill.
dipnlik's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 17:52
dipnlik
BEST PODCAST EVAR!

Also, I said "I can't breathe" exactly the same time as Adam (was it Adam? I think it was)
triclops41's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/27/2009 23:12
triclops41
@stevenonxward,

the dominance of conservative christians is far overplayed, the demographics dont support that theory now, and their relative numbers are only declining. perhaps you bought into the hype rove and bush were all too happy to let their opponents create for them, to make them this fearsome monolith. Much good it has done recently, no? perhaps the bigots arent losing influence as fast as you would like, but every anti-gay person doesnt need to disappear to allow gay marriage to become law. even here in california, it was a relatively close vote to keep prop 8, and the larger support came from democrats than from republicans (hurts to fathom such, i know)

and considering your other statements demonstrate intelligence, i dont understand how you think the number of boycotters involved in shadow complex will make any difference. again, its a matter of scale. a boycott only works when the boycott is clearly the reason for poor sales. an xbla game would not know whether poor sales came from a boycott or the hundreds of other more salient factors to sales. that is why i said a handwritten letter to chair and epic would mean much more. if you somehow managed to organize a large, visible boycott, then you might have an effect. but then you would have to reconcile that with the consequences of all the civilian casualties you caused for such a small victory. OSC is a small-timer in the antigay movement.

and for fucks sake, none of this marriage business would be an issue at all if progressives and conservatives hadnt colluded to give the government control over the definition of marriage to begin with. why is it less insane for the government to control marriage than it is for the church? its funny to me that conservatives think the church should define marriage, and progressives think it should be the government. its so convenient that they side with the groups that they think will impose their will.
stevenxonward's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/28/2009 09:32
stevenxonward
@triclops41

I didn't use the word "dominant" or any like phrase. If the influence of anti-progressive Christians on politics and social welfare exists at all, it is a problem. I can't speak with any certainty on California, but I would definitely say that Christian conservatism is "dominant" here in Texas and will continue to be for some time.

Also, why do you feel it would be more feasible to organize hundreds of people and get all of them agree to write a letter to Chair or Epic than it would be to get those people to just not buy the game? Chair or Epic could easily ignore the letters or assign some lackey to sift through them and maybe even generate some generic responses. It'd be a lot harder for Chair and Epic to ignore the money that isn't appearing in their pockets.

Daniel Mustard of Chair has already acknowledged the existence of the boycott. Chair knows that they have made a good game, and every gaming site has stood behind the game's quality. The XBOX dashboard is pushing the game pretty hard as well. At this point, if the sales are poor, a boycott is damn near the only reason for it. It's not as if there's a vast sea of great/high-rated games on XBLA.

The point of this is that Chair chose Card. Chair isn't developing one of Card's pre-existing IPs. The Mustards sought out Card, a known bigot, just as they did for Advent Rising.

It has been made apparent by the developers that Card is involved. It's not like a faceless food or clothing corporation where the CEO and/or BOD are similarly faceless. Card is the devil we know, as such we have an obligation to at least sit down and think about whether or not we can reconcile his involvement. I didn't boycott the game, but I can certainly sympathize with anyone who did.

This is all conjecture at this point, as the game was "was the top selling Xbox Live Arcade game for the week within its release, and furthermore was one of the top ten played titles for all of Xbox Live." This is not to say that a boycott was ineffectual. Only that gamers as a community (at least those that participate in the comments, forums, message boards, etc. - which is actually quite a few) decided that they could accept Card's involvement and the money he may receive for every sale. The important thing is that none of us sat on our hands. We actually thought about it for a second, and many of us hit the comments with what we thought. We didn't have to march on Chair's offices. We just needed to step back for a second and assess the situation and come to terms with the ramifications of our purchase. It's a consciousness raising effort, and one that I believe was moderately successful. I think we know now that we have some power if we ever find a cause worth exercising it over. That's what's important.
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