God, I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.

Not just that this week's episode is a day later than it should be, but that the episode you waited an extra twenty-four hours for is so friggin' bad. I mean, it's moderately enjoyable at moments, don't get me wrong, but...Jesus.

Double Dragon, as a film, is such a weird, awful, poorly-structured catastrophe that it often defies mockery. The film includes a character, for instance, whose neck appears to be made of two giant, sweaty testicles. His name is "Bo Abobo."

Yeah. It's like that.

Still, you can watch the thing here, as usual, or you can subscribe to us on iTunes.

This week's listener question winner person is CaptainApocalypse, as much as anyone can be said to have "won" in this episode.

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Car Full Of White Boys

I needed this thx

Reginald

broken link is broken. there isn't even a god.jpg

reruns

Double Dragon was not even nominated for a Razzie. As bad as it is, it's not even close to the worst movie of 1994.

mario actually

I want my time back... You should have abandoned the film, when they died in the exploding street sign... I don't know, how many listeners you have, but think about how many added hours of valuable lifetime you have destroyed... shame on you.

KoKoO Psy

"Still, you can watch the thing here, as usual, or you can subscribe to us on iTunes. "

You sure about that....

Havoc Fang

I'm surprised by how you, by the grace of all the Norse gods, managed to make this movie funny. I salute you all.

Sanaj

Based on what was written in the show description in iTunes, after the break I skipped to the listener questions.
I think I just dodged a bullet.

I'm going to listen to Bisontoid instead.
Nice impression of Uwe Boll though.

Bizarro Alfie

enjoying this.....I do the mystery science theater thing every so often.

CaptainApocalypse

Dammit, someone had to try.

AgentMOO

I lost my shit when they combined the medallions, my stomach hurt from trying to contain laughter

phantomile

Whoa, how did I miss this post til just now? Downloading.

PwnanObrien

PwnanObrien

PhazonYoshi

I am so sorry. I apologise on behalf of your entire listener-base for existing, thus making you do this.

Having said that, the commentary really made up for the film. abobobobobobobobo!

vintagenuck

I can only imagine how wretched that movie actually is, but you guys were entertaining as always. Based on how deflated everyone sounded at the end I'd say you were able to squeeze water from a fucking stone.

oberoi

I need to go shower... for a very long time.

wanderingpixel

The 90s happened.

Kraid

I want that shirt!

lovemana23

But isn`t this the whole point? Bad film = good piss-take commentary? I`m dreading watching Resident Evil, as it is fucking shit. But, the shitter the film, the more you can take the piss, right?

I fairly enjoyed this one, though I felt, as you all did, that the films immense shitness finally drained away all humour and positivity by the last hour. It is SO bad. But the commentary had me cracking up. Robert Patrick and the paper wall is legendary. WTF?????! I`m also in awe at how badly his career u-turn was. And saddened.

fluffy nuts

I waited 2 weeks while I imported this game because I couldn't find it anywhere, I'm glad I watched it with you because I couldn't have gone through it alone

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This movie was just AWFUL!!! But the Podtoid was great ^_^