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Podcastle 8 records tomorrow: We're going to try and be happy photo

For some reason, Wardrox thinks this is going to work, but as my producer, he's the guy we should ... sadly ... be trusting. Tomorrow's Podcast will be all about the positive aspects of being a European gamer. If you didn't read our report of the utter failure that was the last UK gaming event, you might not understand how difficult this concept is for me to grasp -- go read and you shall see.

It's going to be a challenge kids, but we shall persevere, keeping that stiff upper lip that we Brits are famous for. For this eighth episode of Destructoid's one and only Eurocentic podcast, we promise that our discussions will be those of happiness and sunshine, as we try, valiantly -- some would say desperately -- to find out what's so good about being in Europe. 

The usual team of myself, Wardrox and Atheistium shall be joined by community member Professor Pew. If you have any questions, comments or general stupidity for the show, please use the comment feature provided. Recording starts tomorrow at 6pm GMT.

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aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 20:55
aborto thefetus
There's a positive side to being a european gamer?
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 20:56
wardrox
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
- Winston Churchill
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 20:56
Copyright 2008 Agent Chieftain
DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD ROOT BEER?

I SURE LOVE ROOT BEER. IT'S SO AMERICAN.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 20:56
Shin Oni
What are you talking about!? I see so much damn happiness in this picture alone.

Now look sad.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 20:57
Y0j1mb0
My suggestion for your latest podcast is : you guys should get filthy drunk and turn the mic on.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 20:57
Neonie
YES! I've been waiting for a new Podcastle :D.
AfroJoel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 20:58
AfroJoel
Please get drunk?
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 20:59
aborto thefetus
You know what would make me incredibly happy? If for one entire podcast you spoke in Russian accents.
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:01
wardrox
Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.
- Winston Churchill
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:06
mikeyed
“Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.”
- Adolf Hitler
TheRemedy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:07
TheRemedy
PUT ON ITUNES PLZ KTHXBAI
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:07
KamikazeTutor
wardrox made a funny because Churchill was also fat.
lululul
aupton's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:08
aupton
Hurley from Lost ?
Upgrayedd's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:10
Upgrayedd
Is PC gaming bigger in the PAL region?

I kind of get that impression from the Australian show Good Game and that various Europeans keep winning stuff at Quakecon.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:12
AgentMOO
Jim is a sad panda, surely he has experienced butt hurt day. But you Europeans have sensible world of soccer! Is it called sensible world of football there? Roflanche
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:13
wardrox
There is no such thing as public opinion. There is only published opinion.
- Winston Churchill

Do iiit
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:15
mistic
But Jim,

we as eurogamers have so mutch to be happy about!
* we get mario kart a full week befor the USA ( that'll show them! )
* there's a million of us that will be playing GT5 Prologue soon...
* ... euhm... damn...

well those are the least bad things I can find about being a European gamer... On the other hand, we don't have to live in a country ruled by Bush :-)
Ambulance-Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:20
Ambulance-Y
well one good thing about being an european gamer could be, that with games coming out 6 months later than everyone else is you have that time to find out if the game is good or not.

i mean how awesome is it to hear for 6 months a game sucks so you know not to go waste your moneys. but only if a game sucks is that an acceptable scenerio, think of the rest of the world as one giant reviewer.

you pal folks with your alternating lines that phase is probably why you cant hang with us NTSC folk.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:21
AgentMOO
Also I'd have to say Jim's profession is a comment smith. He just crafted a finely polished 256-er on the rant about how people are allergic to honest opinions.

Question - Do you think you are making an impact in the ratings system? It seems from your frustration that you don't feel so; but people are really intense on the topic and many are on the side of reason - that the full 10 needs to be utilized.

The idea that a review is a form of criticism needs to be brought into the gaming industry for it to mature. The idea that any game with a budget is a 7+ is fucking absurd.
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:21
mikeyed
"The broad masses of a population are more amenable to the appeal of rhetoric than to any other force."
-Adolf Hitler
wardrox's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:23
wardrox
These are not dark days: these are great days - the greatest days our country has ever lived.
- Winston Churchill
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:28
aborto thefetus
"Neither impossible, nor impassable."
-Optimus Prime
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:29
AgentMOO
I made another funny!
-Splinter
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:30
aborto thefetus
"Sometimes even the wisest of man or machine can make an error."
-Optimus Prime
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:31
mikeyed
"The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
-Adolf Hitler



"The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one."
-Adolf Hitler
lumberjackrock's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:39
lumberjackrock
"I love it when you call me big poppa"
-Notorious B.I.G.
I think he stole it from churchill though.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 21:48
Vlambo
"The pen is mightier then the sword, if said pen is being shot out of a gun"
-Stephen Colbert

As a Canadian, my guilty pleasure is buying the Newest NHL game ever year or 2. So my question to you guys is..

"Do any of you purchase or own a football (soccer) game every few years, or do you simply skip them because they are childish and stupid?"

Wow, stereotyping FTW. Don't mean to sound like I'm stereotyping, but just like to know.
njsykora's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 22:04
njsykora
Jim, I have the big thing that makes me proud to be a UK gamer.

We live in the same country as Introversion. That is something to be proud of. We also have a kick ass import scene thanks to the dollar being weaker than a drunk Wardrox. We have the BBFC, but they don't poke their noses into every single game so games aren't delayed due to the certification process.

Also, something I point out every Friday when I'm not disagreeing with Dan is that our Virtual Console on the Wii has 2 Megaman games AND River City Ransom. The Americans have neither.

If all that fails to cheer you up then you live in the same country as me and can therefore have me on the Podcastle should you choose.
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 22:12
Spartacus
"Even chicken with most feathers may be no brain."
-old Taiwanese proverb
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 22:12
AgentMOO
"DON'T FUCKING LOOK AT ME"
Frank Booth - Blue Velvet
Bluefusion's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 22:30
Bluefusion
Yeah, your pound is beating the crap out of the US dollar I had a layover in Heathrow airport last summer and I spent like $30 US on a freaking appetizer and a coke at a restaurant while waiting. You guys could go on some serious shopping sprees at Best Buy.

I bet the import market sure is nice.
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 22:33
Morrius
Hey Jim,

Would you rather see a complete switch to digital download in order to facilitate worldwide releases? Every machine with a hard drive, (360, PS3, PC) is halfway there already. Personally I already use Steam whenever possible, as I'm the fucking king of losing game boxes and manuals. Granted the hard drive-less Wii wouldn't be able to offer this service, but whoever bought that waggly penis gamecube dressed as an ipod deserves to get their 'point the inaccurate thing at the blurry thing' fix eight months late. They'll love it too, hoovering up the stale remnants of Reggie Fils-Amie's spunksack like rabid wolves on a maternity ward.

Cheers Jim.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 22:50
Velt
Oh, you think you are beign fucked you egocentric maniac?

try to be in latin america and see how it goes... i cant even get a fucking 360 since i would have to crack the fucking piece of shit and then it would RRoD on me... like pouring cash into the toilet.
WeAreTheLolocaust's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 22:58
WeAreTheLolocaust
It's awesome being a British gamer, fuck Europe, they are the one's dragging us down, with their 'other languages' taking up extra localization time... the bastards.

Plus the thought that without Britain in the picture 90% of games today would not have ever been made, thanks to the cottage industries of the 80's home computing era.

Ultimately it onyl sucks to be a British gamer if you compare what we have to say America. Compare it to three quarters of the rest of the world and we have it good.

Ethiopian gamers have a lot of flies on their screens, and those freaky potbellies.

Eskimo gamers never have issues with the 360 overheating, but can't play the Wii for fear the friction generated by their seal clubbing forearms would melt their crazy ass little ice houses.

So pick up your lip, get it stiff, and fucking love the fact that you live in a place where even Keith Chegwin can get his own Wii game, and if you don't see a positive to this, remember, it's not a Naked Jungle game!! o_O
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 23:26
Colette Bennett
I love you in your little black hat, Sir Sterling.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/18/2008 23:42
Brian Szabelski
Why doesn't anyone put on a gaming event in the UK that doesn't suck? Don't they care about you?
Morrius's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 00:07
Morrius
I'm putting on my own gaming event right now. It's called 'Half-assed Company of heroes in a window at 5AMpalooza'. Tickets are like golddust or so I hear.
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 00:11
bleep
there are plenty of benefits...
like being able to use phrases like:

"BLYMIE mate Im completely knackered" when asked if you would like to play another round of puzzle fighter.

or

"Sod off mate, me hands are wet, I need some washing up liquid"
after an intense game of puzzle fighter...

oh and you get to play a lot of puzzle fighter in general too!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 00:44
Sharpless
I would like Wardrox to get extremely drunk and speak at great length about his vagina, in exquisite detail. Or do I mean Lauren?

No, no. I mean Wardrox.
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 01:36
BlackSunEmpire
How about the fact we never have to bother with games storylines, because regardless of the actual delay between release in the US, and release in the PAL region, some stupid bastard will have posted all over the internet about how Atlas is Fontaine, and you now no longer have to waste your time listening to any of the storyline. Which means we get more gaming done in less time.

Im fairly certain this could be a short podcast.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 02:01
sleepingagain
yay! its going to be a 5 minute podcastle..

i still think jim will be happiest when hes gaming in the states, instead of in Europe..
Aurain's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 02:08
Aurain
So what have we got so far?
Benefits to being a European Gamer:
#1 We aren't American.
#2 We pay more for our games
#3 We pay more for our con..wait, 2 and 3 are negatives, I'm stumped.
MatCD's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 03:48
MatCD
What do gamers in Europe have over Americans?

hmm... I don't know, but I'm sure it has something to do with sex.
Trevsweb's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 04:18
Trevsweb
jim will say fuck this shit 5 mins into the podcast...
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 06:07
Batthink
Good/proud things about being a British/European gamer;

- The Sinclair Spectrum.
- We are less likely to get crappy Japanese games. They have to go through the USA first.
- Britain is the home of Lara Croft, who hypnotises the world with her mammaries.
- The games of Sensible Software and Bullfrog still resonate even after their deaths.
- We got a better version of the original Sega Rally on the Saturn than the Americans.
Anus Mcphanus's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2008 06:20
Anus Mcphanus
OK I'm actually going to ask some questions:

Do you think that:

1.) Playing a game after X amount of time after the US release means that we get a better picture of the game as we are free from a lot of the hype surrounding the said game?

2.) Since games are delayed so often and as a result come out somewhat irregularly, we can get more absorbed in our games because we're not rushing through to clock it so we can play the next great game that just came out?

3.) Because of delays, we are never or rarely confronted with a week/month where there are too many great games to play? So if we don't have the time/money to play all of those said games, we have a narrower and ultimately easier choice to make when buying a new game?
Also do think that leads to a lot more people buying and playing a game at the same time which means that everyone is at the same level and leads to easier discussions about the game?

4.) Because we get our games spread out over a longer period of time due to delays, we never or rarely have a drought of great games to play?

5.) Since we've got way more of the Buzz and Singstar games and the fact that they sell really well, we are more likely to actually play games with our friends in person rather than just online and so maybe we are more outgoing/sociable?
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