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Question: What are your thoughts on this whole Rock Band debacle?
Also, what are your feelings on a unified console front? AKA the one console future.
Question: What are your thoughts on this whole Rock Band debacle?
Also, what are your feelings on a unified console front? AKA the one console future.
@ironmanrules1333:
yes :P.. naah just kidding... what's an podcastle?
(though the very long to write nickname doeas :P)
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@jim:
aaa.. you cheating on me already :D ?
yes :P.. naah just kidding... what's an podcastle?
(though the very long to write nickname doeas :P)
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@jim:
aaa.. you cheating on me already :D ?
How many monocles does Jim Sterling now own?
How would Lara Croft look if she was wearing one of Jim Sterling's monocles?
How would Jim Sterling look if he was wearing Lara Croft?
...What the hell does that even mean?
How would Lara Croft look if she was wearing one of Jim Sterling's monocles?
How would Jim Sterling look if he was wearing Lara Croft?
...What the hell does that even mean?
Lookin forward
Questions: -Who does it better, Lara Croft or Nathan Drake?
-Are either of you wearing pants in that picture?
Questions: -Who does it better, Lara Croft or Nathan Drake?
-Are either of you wearing pants in that picture?
I thought about people in monocles recently.:
Patrick Moore has a monocle and is cool.
Chris Eubank has a monocle and is not cool.
The Penguin has a monocle and is not cool.
Colonel Mustard has a monocle and is not cool.
Basically, there seems to have been a lot of very uncool people wearing monocles for a while. I appreciate you trying to redress the balance of cool people who wear monocles, Jim, but be careful not to fall into the pit of despair that is populated by idiots like Eubank.
Patrick Moore has a monocle and is cool.
Chris Eubank has a monocle and is not cool.
The Penguin has a monocle and is not cool.
Colonel Mustard has a monocle and is not cool.
Basically, there seems to have been a lot of very uncool people wearing monocles for a while. I appreciate you trying to redress the balance of cool people who wear monocles, Jim, but be careful not to fall into the pit of despair that is populated by idiots like Eubank.
Yes, it's a girl. You know you must download this show now just on the vague hope that she and Atheistium will do snogs on each other's muffs.
As I'm quite sure this will not happen, could we have Jim do an enactment of what it might sound like?
As I'm quite sure this will not happen, could we have Jim do an enactment of what it might sound like?
Would you guys play tomb raider if the lead was replaced with a flaming homosexual like in enchanted arms? How hilarious or tiring would the spelunking metaphors be?
Will Phoenix Blood go out with me? I have a thing for redheads and that accent *shudders*. I'm really a classy guy trapped in a perverts body.
I have no real question since I played one game and that damn mummy wouldn't die and let me through. That shit was annoying enough to forget about the boobies.
I have no real question since I played one game and that damn mummy wouldn't die and let me through. That shit was annoying enough to forget about the boobies.
Am I the only one who wants Tomb Raider to take place in something other than the bloody jungle? I want to explore Egypt!
A serious question for a change;
What was the worst Tomb Raider game in the series? (Angel of Darkness gets my bid, though I haven't really played many TRs.)
What was the worst Tomb Raider game in the series? (Angel of Darkness gets my bid, though I haven't really played many TRs.)
btw.. ut3 rules and ther's like no1 playing.. so i'm pretty pissed... I've already said it multiple times.. if you want some real nice pew pew multiplayer Buy UT3!!! .... please.. buy it I don't have any1 to play with.. but myself.. (that sounds awkward :/ )
:P
besides does any1 know where to download the masterchief model in to ut3.. pc version???
:P
besides does any1 know where to download the masterchief model in to ut3.. pc version???
I can't believe a whole podcastle is going to be dedicated to that cunt Lara Croft. I fucking hated the first Tomb Raider with such a passion that I actually had to return it to the store where I purchased it. It was complete shite and I simply do not understand why the series has been around for so long. While I'm on the subject, Eidos makes some pretty shit games as well. Does anyone remember that miserable pile of fail that was Ninja: Shadow of Darkness? It seems the compaany gets it right only 50% of the time at most. Jesus, I'm just done with that company, now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go back to drinking my room-temperature bitter.
How much you think that europens mod yours Wii? 10%? 50%? The delay between usa and europe releases incentive pirated games? Or its more a cultural behavior?
"I can't believe a whole podcastle is going to be dedicated to that cunt Lara Croft."
Me neither. I've no idea how I am going to remain relevant this episode ... not that that's ever been an issue.
Me neither. I've no idea how I am going to remain relevant this episode ... not that that's ever been an issue.
Excremento <3's Jim,
Give her a good reaming in this episode, or as us Yanks would say "Tear Her a New One..."
Give her a good reaming in this episode, or as us Yanks would say "Tear Her a New One..."
Do the newer versions of Lara sell well because its an established francise or becuase Miss croft sports a pair of large Knockers?
Are there any games like tomb raider that are better but dont have her so have done badly?
Why has Lara had such a big impact on the mainstream- Tv, audience n even BBC news reports.
Off topic:
Where is a proper fap about how wiked Lost Odyssey is (you just sortof said it was good then stopped) ?
What you think of Rock band costing the price of a xbox?
Did you let that guy go in the picture or was that cup full of GHB?
Are there any games like tomb raider that are better but dont have her so have done badly?
Why has Lara had such a big impact on the mainstream- Tv, audience n even BBC news reports.
Off topic:
Where is a proper fap about how wiked Lost Odyssey is (you just sortof said it was good then stopped) ?
What you think of Rock band costing the price of a xbox?
Did you let that guy go in the picture or was that cup full of GHB?
That guy in the tub with you Jim looks just like a guy I used to work with... funny how everyone you see seems to look like or remind you of someone you know.
Question: Is the Tomb Raider franchise still relevant in the gaming world today? Do that many people still give a monkeys about a New Tomb Raider game or are they just infatuated with Ms Croft?
Also how many times did you make Lara jump off the top of that huge tower in the first game just to hear her scream (3 times?) before crashing down on the floor?.....ah good times.
Question: Is the Tomb Raider franchise still relevant in the gaming world today? Do that many people still give a monkeys about a New Tomb Raider game or are they just infatuated with Ms Croft?
Also how many times did you make Lara jump off the top of that huge tower in the first game just to hear her scream (3 times?) before crashing down on the floor?.....ah good times.
How many of you four got your first erections to Lara Croft?
I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Also, which Lara is preferable? The slutty Lara that poses naked with that bastard Duke Nukem, or the newer less naked more polygonal larger breasted Lara?
I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Also, which Lara is preferable? The slutty Lara that poses naked with that bastard Duke Nukem, or the newer less naked more polygonal larger breasted Lara?
In your room, where socks disappear...
Funny that you would bring Lara as topic for an episode of podcastle of all things. Perhaps discussing why it was necessary for the franchise to travel to the americahz before it was turned into an actual good game should be touched upon. If not, just touch whatever else is handy.
Funny that you would bring Lara as topic for an episode of podcastle of all things. Perhaps discussing why it was necessary for the franchise to travel to the americahz before it was turned into an actual good game should be touched upon. If not, just touch whatever else is handy.
I'm sure you'll discuss it anyway but what are everyone's thoughts on the distinction between the Core / Crystal Dynamics gameplay model? Being a grumpy cunt, I won't accept the new games as Tomb Raider just because they happen to have Lara Croft as protagonist. Anniversary was fairly enjoyable for the nostalgia factor (and Toby Gard narration) but the gameplay wasn't memorable in the slightest.
How much web cam tit flashing did it take from Atheistium to persuade you guys that doing an entire podcast on a very average game series is a good idea.
Question 1: Why did you choose Tomb Raider as a topic?
Question 2: How would female gamers change Lara Croft character and body?
Question 3: Does the next Tomb Raider title feature the same boob physics engine like the next Ninja Gaiden (see trailer with female "cia agent" thrown out of helicopter)
Question 4: Boob physics next big middleware?
Question 2: How would female gamers change Lara Croft character and body?
Question 3: Does the next Tomb Raider title feature the same boob physics engine like the next Ninja Gaiden (see trailer with female "cia agent" thrown out of helicopter)
Question 4: Boob physics next big middleware?
Question 1: Why won't lara croft die?
Question 2: How does lara pull off those acrobatics, with those huge sweater hams throwing off her center of gravity. The inertia of those things must be tremendous.
Question 2: How does lara pull off those acrobatics, with those huge sweater hams throwing off her center of gravity. The inertia of those things must be tremendous.
i enjoy most of the Tomb Raider games, but i know that they are ALWAYS very flawed. What simple changes can be done to make the game series better?
How miffed were you that Angelina Jolie wore a padded bra during the entirety of the movie.
Also, how strong is your hatred of said movie.
Also, how strong is your hatred of said movie.
two questions:
-Please explain for us ignorant, capitalist, American pigs what "bollocks" and "fortnight" mean.
-and what Euro exclusive game do you hope us yanks never get due to how shitty it is?
-Please explain for us ignorant, capitalist, American pigs what "bollocks" and "fortnight" mean.
-and what Euro exclusive game do you hope us yanks never get due to how shitty it is?
Talk about breasts!
As I said before, as Lara's boobs keep inflating from game to game, I really can't express my enthusiasm until she bears ones like Lolo Ferrari.
Care to discuss what new types of gameplay would such attributes bring?
As I said before, as Lara's boobs keep inflating from game to game, I really can't express my enthusiasm until she bears ones like Lolo Ferrari.
Care to discuss what new types of gameplay would such attributes bring?
Tomb Raider: Legend was probably the best TR to date since TR 1 and found that it only had two flaws.... epic bullwankery if you will. First were those awkwardly placed motorcycle chases and second the quite boring and sometimes broken boss battles.
Do you wish to see the return of either of those features in the Underworld if done better and more thought out?
Also should Lara return to the cityscape again or just keep her archeological fancy to the tombs?
Do you wish to see the return of either of those features in the Underworld if done better and more thought out?
Also should Lara return to the cityscape again or just keep her archeological fancy to the tombs?
@ BulletTrain. Those epic chesticles may be the thing that gives her supreme momentum in her acrobatics, possibly even the source of invulnerabiltiy. Its something to think about.
Also less men with guns, more dinosaurs please.
Also less men with guns, more dinosaurs please.
Did anyone think that crystal dynamics got a little lazy when making Tomb Raider AV epically with the AI?
I always found it hilarious that you could just run onto a small ledge as the hordes of gorillas or tigers or *insert RAARR animal here** try in vein to get you, pacing around the small object you sit upon! 15% of the time playing the game felt buggy.
I always found it hilarious that you could just run onto a small ledge as the hordes of gorillas or tigers or *insert RAARR animal here** try in vein to get you, pacing around the small object you sit upon! 15% of the time playing the game felt buggy.
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