"Ah, dear tree, I honor you with my wee."
This is the type of thing dogs say in the dystopian alternate reality depicted in PlayStation Vita Pets. I never really wanted to know what my dog thinks when he's ruminating over which piece of flora to urinate on. But now I know. Thanks, Sony.
PlayStation Vita Pets is available now for $19.99. Greatness awaits.
PlayStation Vita Pets Out Today [PlayStation Blog]