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As if PlayStation Network's Home service didn't warrant enough of a stigma, recent stats confirm that it has become the Bluewater Shopping Center of virtual worlds, as gangs of "hoodies" now stalk its digital halls.

British readers will understand what a "hoodie" is, the hooded sweater that chavs are famous for wearing over their baseball caps and scarves ("hoodie" is also another nickname for a chav, since it's part of their "uniform").

The hooded sweatshirt, just like in real life, is the most popular piece of clothing purchased on Home, followed by the Resident Evil G-virus shirt. How ironic, considering the fact that chavs are as close to zombies as we'll ever get.

Of course, this is more a tongue-in-cheek observation than anything else, but considering that the PS3 is very popular among British youth culture, and filthy charvers are stupid enough and/or have the stolen credit cards required to download Sony's pretend clothing, it really wouldn't surprise me that gangs of hooded youths patrol Home's streets just as they do the streets of Britain.








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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 10:31
MrSadistic
Dude, the question is, what internet chat program doesn't have its creepy douche bags?
crackity jones's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 10:43
crackity jones
Moar like Playstation Home is full of Aids amirite? :D
player66's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 10:44
player66
Sorry Jim, but what the F-double hockey sticks is a "chav"? Yeah, I'm American, but I've lived in London and I've never heard this one.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 10:58
F Whipple
The hooded sweatshirt is comfy damnit, I don't care what you say about it
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 11:18
mistic
The hooded sweatshirt is comfy damnit, I don't care what you say about it

true that! almost all my sweaters have hoods :-)
Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 11:28
Diverse
I learned what a hoodie was from Hot Fuzz.

What a great movie.
Blackhat's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 11:38
Blackhat
"The hooded sweatshirt, just like in real life, is the most popular piece of clothing purchased on Home, followed by the Resident Evil G-virus shirt. How ironic, considering the fact that chavs are as close to zombies as we'll ever get."

Please, PLEASE look up the word ironic. Please.
heyricochet's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 11:45
heyricochet
I'm so glad hooded sweatshirts haven't been ruined in the US to make people thing you're some sort of thug. I love my hoodie collection. (hoodie in the US just means the sweatshirt, no chav relation here)
Calebyte's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 11:46
Calebyte
@player 66

A "chav" is typically a young British white male who shows a preference for branded sports clothing, is often loud, obscene, and engages in petty criminal activity. They also have a low income job at McDonalds.

I guess the American equivalent would be a douchebag jock.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 11:52
mix
I'm with heyricochet, I've got like...10 hoodies.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 11:59
CelicaCrazed
I wear hoodies cause I'm from da hood, yo! Know what I'm sayin'?? XD
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 12:06
Aziel13
pish posh those no good hooligand don't scare me
The Black Smoke's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 12:13
The Black Smoke
For the Americans, CHAV = Council Housed And Violent.
Dastardly007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 13:24
Dastardly007
or
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Dastardly007's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 13:26
Dastardly007
...and they are THE lowest of the low. They are SO low they look up to gypos.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/28/2009 13:30
Rainbowblack
i belive they are eupoes version of wiggers, except wiggers are much more pathetic
GunSlap's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 10:40
GunSlap
Strangely enough in ol' Saskatchewan we call hooded Sweatshirts "Bunny Hugs". Don't ask me why, I really have no idea. No one else in the world is crazy enough to give a piece of clothing such an awkward name. And yes, they are still frequently worn in this area by people you could classify as "delinquent youth". Although the name really takes anything even remotely scary out of them.

Bunny Hugs. Why...
The Big Bad Wolf's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/29/2009 12:33
The Big Bad Wolf
Chavs are better off dead and wouldn't be missed by anyone.
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