Gamers are inherent masturbators, so it's no surprise that Playboy regularly reaches out to them with nude renderings of videogame girls. BloodRayne, Velvet Assassin and Clive Barker's Jericho are among the D-list games that have featured in the magazine's annual nudey spread, but for 2010, Playboy's going a bit upmarket.
AAA titles like God of War III and Heavy Rain are making the cut this time, with lovely pictures of high profile videogame ladies totally in the buff. If you want to squirt your mess over some classy game girls, then the January/February issue of Playboy is the place to do it. Here's the list of lovelies due to be featured:
Hecuba Manaros -- God of War III
Lolita Chang -- CrimeCraft
Skylar St. Claire -- The Saboteur
Beatrice Portinari -- Dante's Inferno
Bella Antonelli -- Mafia II
Madison Paige -- Heavy Rain
Certainly a step up from previous years, and having seen the full article, I can tell you that it's pretty hot for anybody who happens to be into that sort of thing. We can't show you the whole thing, but hopefully the provided teaser is enough to wet your whistle, yes?
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