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Playboy's annual Girls of Videogames 2007 spread photo

Playboy is having another round of naked digital women in this months issue of Playboy. Here's the list of the women that are going to be in this years spread:

  • “Keaira” from Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures
  • “Church & Black” from Clive Barker’s Jericho
  • “Morenn” from The Witcher
  • “Yoko Retomoto” from Kane & Lynch
  • “A’Kanna” from Conan
  • “Sarah Morrison” from Richard Garriott’s Tabula Rasa

Playboy gave an early preview of Keaira and Yoko which you can take a look at after the jump. They're pretty much NSFW so make sure you stand up and start doing some stretches directly in front of your monitor so no from behind can see. Or, if you're a fat person, you can just stand up and do nothing to block the screen.

Also, blatant Nerdcore link.  

[Thanks to Daniel of G4 for the tip off!] 

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Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 15:11
Cheeburga
I came.
Mauer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 15:14
Mauer
Thats just retarded.
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 15:17
B-Radicate
I don't have anything against virtual nudity. Nor do I have anything against women with tatoos. But I draw the line at naked virtual women WITH KNIVES. I don't want a fantasy to slit my throat, sorry.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 15:20
blehman
Mmmmmmmmmmmm....pixilated nipples.
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 15:21
bluexy
I want to bye Age of Conan now plz, four times.

@B-Radicate: It's ok buddy, Destructoid doesn't discriminate against homosexuals, you can still hang out.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 15:22
Eschatos
Still, very nice looking.
sirpalee's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 15:30
sirpalee
Meh, women with swords and guns... So typical, nothing new...
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 15:49
ShadowXOR
blehman: You do realize all the porn you look at on the internet is made of pixels too right?
beedun's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 15:51
beedun
Aww c'mon, where are the Little Sisters? Opps did I just type that?
StrawberryFFuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 15:51
StrawberryFFuck
Normally don't like stuff like these but those are pretty good.
I too never heard of any of those games.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 16:00
blehman
@ShadowXOR:

Yes. Glorious, glorious pixels.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 16:10
Knivy
@B-Radicate
Mmmm... naked virtual women with me :)
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 16:19
king3vbo
Pixels make me horny
Grocerspride's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 16:23
Grocerspride
There's something worong with their breasts..

Some dastardly felon appears to have covered them with black bars!
Virtualgirl's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 16:32
Virtualgirl
Haha! that is hilarious! Obviously they have to have the developers permission right?
Commodore624's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 16:45
Commodore624
good?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 17:03
Hamza CTZ Aziz
Virtualgirl: Actually, the developers/artist/whatever are the ones that made the nudes FOR Playboy.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 17:35
MechaMonkey
Grocerspride wins the comment battle this round.
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 17:37
Oni
I don't even know who any of those virtual women are.
Pedro Cortes's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 18:33
Pedro Cortes
who cares? just J-J-J-JAM IT IN!
Jetsetlemming's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 18:59
Jetsetlemming
Those look almost as fake as the typical girls displayed in Playboy!
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 20:31
Sharpless
In concept, this should be at least reasonably hot and interesting for us. Yet, for me personally... no. I really don't have any interest in seeing any game characters nude. Either someone already made a mod for it (Lara Croft, Alyx Vance) or else someone Rule 34'd it (Portal Chick, Misty from Pokem- oops). It's boring.

Now, if they got the "real" Lara Croft (Karime Adebibe, or something like that) or the woman who was the physical model for the Portal character (Alesia something), then that would be mucho arousing. I'm not saying that drawings or pixels can't be sexy, but... meh. This, not so much.
mispelt's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/02/2007 23:12
mispelt
Annual? So there are more of these?

I'm going to need links. For research.

I'm not sure if I should laugh at it or, you know... laugh at it. Wink wink.
Edarios's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 00:51
Edarios
you NEVER go ass to mouth!
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 03:46
Bob Muir
Goddammit male gamers.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 05:28
Justice
Haha little sisters
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 09:29
balth
Edarios, as Roxanne Dawson can attest, *sometimes,* in the heat of the moment, it's ok to go ass to mouth.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 13:51
Sharpless
Roxanne Dawson? What?
Commodore624's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/03/2007 16:08
Commodore624
@electro lemon
we can only hope jk
vp360's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2007 16:38
vp360
ya... ok
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