Apparently, if you ever want Onechanbara publisher D3 to provide you with pornography, all you have to do is ask. That's what gentlemens' publication Playboy did when it reviewed Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad on the Xbox 360.
Considering the fact that sex is one of the few reasons you'd ever want to pay attention to Onechanbara, it makes sense that Playboy has acquired some exclusive shots of main character Aya's massive swinging norks. Unsurprisingly, Playboy likes the game, and one of its few criticisms is the fact that Onechanbara doesn't include any incestuous eroticism between Aya and her underage sister. Apparently Playboy is into that sort of thing.
Our review of Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad is going up tonight, complete with video. We'll also have the Wii version, Bikini Zombie Slayers, reviewed very soon. In the mean time, go and have a look at Playboy's exclusive filth. They look prettier than the game itself, that much is sure.
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11:20 AM on 02.16.2009
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they'd be right naked, if you didn't catch my subtlety
Nobody buying the game is going to really focus on the gameplay...
It's at least on par with Killzone 2.
...I like the way they think! Off to the newsstand!
I already bought it and I don't think anyone that bought it really gives a shit, its a repetitive hack and slash with a low budget.
And your point? Earth Defense Force 2017 had some of the shittiest reviews as well, but I hold it as one of the best 360 games I ever purchased!
Seriously though, you play something like Onechanbara because of how ridiculous it is, not because of a deep gameplay experience. It is the game equivalent of something like Attack of the 50ft Woman.
I felt really bad laughing about that. =(
Show some tits, (sans nipple, of course) show some ass, and kill shit.
Oh, and have the consumer press buttons, too. Them jubblies won't swing themselves!
It's like watching a B Horror flick as opposed to a hollywood film. Each one has a different mission, and thusly has to be presented differently. This game is the nondescript fanservice teen horror film, and it should be judged as such. You can't really pick this up and expect it to be an oscar winner, ya know?