The Playboy and Bayonettalove fest continues with this latest video featuring Playmates attempting to be Bayonetta. Playmates Ryan, Chernise, Kat, Jillian and Shannon all dress up like Bayonetta and act really awkwardly. You can go vote for which one you think is the hottest, or you can pick up the game and see that the real Bayonetta is way hotter than any of these Playboy girls.
Also, none of the girls are hairy at all like Bayonetta. Total turnoff right there.
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playboy was classy in the sixties. robert anton wilson used to be an editor. who wants to wake up next to those? this is still the most hilarious thing i've seen all day.
It's great that cosplay has made it into Playboy. However, this has given me nightmares about the possibility of a Bayonetta movie. And now you may have those nightmares to share with me. :)
"I am Bayonetta".
Almost; you're a haggard trout, despite only being born in 1991, unaware of the source material you're even mimicking.
How long will this Bayonetta Cosplay / Cashing-in go on? I'm halfway through the game and I'm actually convinced the over-the-top sexuality is for humour purposes anyway!
playboy used to be about BAD BITCHES. 10's!! these chicks look like the bitches that live two houses over. the black chick works at subway. i swear!! "you wanna touch me?"LOL. "I AM AMY WHINEHOUSE" why is one of em slavic? this can't be playboy.
The Bayonetta character body has to me one of the most malformed I've ever seen in a video game. Exaggerated long legs, small torso, big boobs, tiny head. The only thing freakier is those real life woman trying to "be" Bayonetta.
Those are the worst Playmates eva! So terrible, it made my privates coward behind my legs. Why couldnt they use a real sexy British woman or even the Asian model that did the Japanese commercial to do it?
Not that I think Bayonetta is my personal type or anything, but I do appreciate a different look in female characters whenever one comes along. That said, this might have been a little better if they - never talked.
Also, what is with the blonde Bayonetta? I mean, you can't change your skin colour and all I understand that is cool - but put on a freak'n wig for cosplay or dye the locks out. Ah well~
I think Holiday nailed it. Bayonetta has a good look to work with, but she's so out of proportion and abnormally long that she's more freakish than sexy.
those were just horrible, like none of those whores have leather pants in their closets to put on. but its playboy so they have to some kind of skin on their legs.
None of the above, quite an attempt at getting more attention to Playboy which doesn't really need to push for it. Think I'll just stick with the original Bayonetta instead of these bunnies.
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No. Vidya gaymz have not warped my perceptions of the female form.
(Like the movie? Sparti...never mind)
I like my women hairy
Or maybe Bayonetta was based off the best parts of a model.
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Almost; you're a haggard trout, despite only being born in 1991, unaware of the source material you're even mimicking.
How long will this Bayonetta Cosplay / Cashing-in go on? I'm halfway through the game and I'm actually convinced the over-the-top sexuality is for humour purposes anyway!
let me play after you.
... Although that might be just them being skinny little things with big boobs whereas Bayonetta has a full curvy figure all around.
Also, what is with the blonde Bayonetta? I mean, you can't change your skin colour and all I understand that is cool - but put on a freak'n wig for cosplay or dye the locks out. Ah well~
That depends - how much are you offering? ;)
Yes.