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Playboy Manager MMO, the 'massively casual online game' photo

Imagine being responsible for and managing some of Playboy's hottest models. Well, that's not happening. But you can act like it in what publisher Jolt Online Gaming is calling a Massively Casual Online Game, titled Playboy Manager.

This game is supposed to combine the best elements of trading card and turn-based gaming with hot nekkid pictures of Playmates. Playboy Manager, an in-browser game, is the only online game to get access to Playboy photos and videos, both to be used in-game. The game will launch in the summer of 2009, and will be free to play at playboymanager.com.

We’ve wanted to do a Playboy game forever,” exclaimed Dylan Collins, CEO of Jolt. “As enormous fans of the articles, we jumped at the opportunity to bring the game online for a huge audience. Who hasn’t wanted to manage a Playboy model?”

Fans of the articles? I see what they did there. The whole thing sounds a bit douchey if you ask me, but that shouldn't stop you from registering at the official site, where they'll give away 5 lifetime subscriptions to Playboy Magazine.

I like naked women and trading card-based games, so I should like this, right?


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Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 19:32
Corak
I lika da boobies.
John B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 19:40
John B
I'm not one for blondes, but ... holy shit!!! And what is the name of that angel in the photo?
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 19:58
Chronic Logic
They should call the game Pimp Manager, manage all your hoes as your acquire wealth and watch as your porn empire expands. Be careful of rival porn companies, feminists, STDs, and labor unions, as these elements can bring down your porn empire into the ground.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 20:24
Naim Master
There already is one for the PS2 ...
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 20:28
Jordan Devore
That's some major sideboob right there.
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 20:31
The Grudge
Always depend on Dtoid giving me something to fap to. Intentional or not.
*FAP FAP FAP FAP
Jon B's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 21:12
Jon B
>We’ve wanted to do a Playboy game forever,” exclaimed Dylan Collins, CEO of Jolt. “As enormous fans of the articles,"

Oh yeah. You're TOTALLY looking at the articles.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 21:19
tsunamikitsune
Wait, so this is going to be like Magic with naked women on the cards? Sign me up!
Furyfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 21:19
Furyfire
o_o - Articles... of clothing on the floor that is.
aaronf's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2009 21:38
aaronf
I will be playing.
raasbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 09:11
raasbo
That'd be interesting
whormongr's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 10:27
whormongr
seems syupid, but it is free so I signed up
Calamansi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/09/2009 11:39
Calamansi
It would be better if they could battle. Miss October I choose you! Heaving chest cyclone attack!
Analitic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/10/2009 08:19
Analitic
clicked here because of the pic..did not read a word by anyone and considered sending Disney an email to use this pic as a mood board for their next iteration of Cinderella...
Sexualchocolate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/11/2009 03:43
Sexualchocolate
Playboy Mansion on PS2 anyone - that game kick ass!
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