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Electronic Arts has revealed the "star-studded" cast of Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3, which includes Hollyoaks lust object Gemma Atkinson, Playboy playmate Jenny McCarthy and Rocky Horror legend Tim Curry.

Actually, why not have the full cast list? Go on, treat yourselves:

The cast of Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 follows (in alphabetical order by last name): Gemma Atkinson (the UK's Hollyoaks), Tim Curry (Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Hunt for Red October), Andrew Divoff (LOST), Kelly Hu (X2, The Scorpion King), Jenny McCarthy (Scream 3, former Playboy Playmate of the Year), Ivana Milicevic (Casino Royale), Jonathan Pryce (Pirates of the Caribbean), J.K. Simmons (Spider-Man, Juno), Autumn Reeser (The OC), Peter Stormare (Prison Break, Armageddon), George Takei (Star Trek, Heroes), and two of the most recognizable names in competitive mixed martial arts Randy "The Natural" Couture (former UFC Heavyweight champion) and Gina "Conviction" Carano (Undefeated Elite XC fighter, American Gladiators).
EA really loves its celebrities of late, right? I guess that comes with the territory of trying to do to videogames what MTV did to television. Still, Tim Curry gets my vote every time, and if we continue to get hilarious images like the ones that were provided to us, EA can cast as many Playboy girls as it likes. Seriously, check out the beautifully ludicrous pictures below, and feel free to view the press release post-jump.

EA ANNOUNCES STAR STUDDED CAST FOR

COMMAND AND CONQUER RED ALERT 3

 

Top Actors and Actresses from Around the World Come Together to Form

One of the Largest Ensemble Casts in the History of Video Games

Leipzig, Germany – August 20, 2008 – During a press conference at Games Convention in Leipzig, Germany, Electronic Arts Inc. (NASDAQ: ERTS) today announced the all-star ensemble cast featured in this holiday's highly anticipated real-time strategy video game Command & ConquerTM Red AlertTM 3.  Starring in the Command & ConquerTM franchise's trademark live-action movie sequences, the diverse group includes a host of award-winning actors, action stars, science fiction legends, up-and-coming starlets from around the globe and even mixed martial artists.

The cast of Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 follows (in alphabetical order by last name): Gemma Atkinson (the UK's Hollyoaks), Tim Curry (Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Hunt for Red October), Andrew Divoff (LOST), Kelly Hu (X2, The Scorpion King), Jenny McCarthy (Scream 3, former Playboy Playmate of the Year), Ivana Milicevic (Casino Royale), Jonathan Pryce (Pirates of the Caribbean), J.K. Simmons (Spider-Man, Juno), Autumn Reeser (The OC), Peter Stormare (Prison Break, Armageddon), George Takei (Star Trek, Heroes), and two of the most recognizable names in competitive mixed martial arts Randy "The Natural" Couture (former UFC Heavyweight champion) and Gina "Conviction" Carano (Undefeated Elite XC fighter, American Gladiators).

"This is by far the most exciting cast we have in over 13 years of shooting live-action movies for Command & Conquer," said Chris Corry, executive producer at EALA.  "The caliber of the performances we received, both individually and collectively, have really raised the storytelling bar for the franchise.  We are really excited that we will be delivering such a high quality production that is on par with movies and television shows."

"I wasn't sure what to expect when I came in to work on a video game," said Jenny McCarthy from the set of Command & Conquer Red Alert 3, while playing Tanya, Allied commando and the most beloved heroine in the history of the Command & Conquer universe.  "What I realized is Red Alert 3 is not just a video game, it's absolutely an interactive movie.  This is where the people at home get to move the story forward, and where seeing the plot thicken is a reward for a job well done.  And that's really cool."

"I think video games are one of the new frontiers for actors and using live action is just another way to connect more easily to the gamer rather than CG or animation techniques," said J.K. Simmons from the set of the game, who is playing the anti-Communist U.S. President Howard T. Ackerman.  "To be in a groundbreaking game like Red Alert 3 where we are using full on shooting of live actors and to be with Jonathan Pryce, Tim Curry and Peter Stormare, it was a great opportunity for a character actor like me to have some fun." 

Fans searching for an opportunity to see even more of the talent in Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 can now order the Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 Premier Edition – a limited edition copy of the game that includes a bonus DVD with over an hour of exclusive content, including interviews with the talent and a behind the scenes look at the shooting of the game's cinematic sequences. The Premier Edition is also packed full of additional Command & Conquer Red Alert goodness, including exclusive multiplayer maps, strategy tips from the development team, the official soundtrack and an exclusive beta key to a future Command & Conquer game.

Those who secure the Premier Edition or regular version of Red Alert 3 now via pre-order will also receive a special bonus package*, including:

  • Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 – One of the most beloved RTS games of all time!
  • From Fighter to Assassin – A featurette on EliteXC superstar, Gina Carano.
  • Premier Edition Sneak Peek – Exclusive previews of Raising of the Iron Curtain, From Pens to Pixels, Command School, and BattleCast Primetime
  • Red Alert Retrospective – A look back at Command & ConquerTM Red AlertTM, Command & Conquer Red Alert 2 and Command & ConquerTM: Yuri's RevengeTM
  • Exclusive multiplayer/skirmish map for Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 when the game ships 
  • Exclusive Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 desktop wallpapers

Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 is set to ship this fall for the PC and Xbox 360.  Gamers who want to get a head start on the return to Command & Conquer Red Alert can do so by purchasing Command & Conquer 3: Kane's Wrath, which includes automatic entry into the Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 beta** happening right now.  More information is available at http://www.ea.com/redalert/beta.jsp.

Command & Conquer Red Alert 3 has not yet been rated by the ESRB or PEGI.  For more information about the game, please visit www.redalert3.com and tune into Command & Conquer TV at www.commandandconquer.com in the coming weeks to catch the special one year anniversary episode of the online channel's flagship program "BattleCast PrimeTime," filmed live from the German Games Convention 2008.

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NobodysDream's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 11:32
NobodysDream
Transvestites from Transylvania. I'm sold.
TUoAnonymous's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 11:34
TUoAnonymous
Looks blinding - saw a trailer about an hour back with clips. J.K Simmons as head of the US, Tim Curry as head of Russia - epic choices. Also, the Japanese are all recorded twice over, so it looks as though they are dubbed. Very reminisce of Kung Pow. It's going to be worth getting for that alone.
Kif 's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 11:37
Kif
I wonder if EA have even seen Gemma in Hollyoaks. No one needs to see her "act" again. Just put her on the cover of Nuts and I'll be happy.
Demtor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 11:39
Demtor
Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing. I want to rant against this from the top of a soapbox about gaming quality or some such shit, but those pictures are so ridiculously awesome. I just can't help but laugh my ass off.

Besides, looking back at the original C&C and Red Alert (only played the originals so limited knowledge here) these shots look exactly like what I'd expect. Cheesy mission briefings in live action form at its finest.
PappaDukes's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 11:40
PappaDukes
Jesus, Tim Curry is now in more video games than Mark Hamill!
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 11:40
randombullseye
You know what games need? More trannys. Thank you internet.
Gong's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 11:42
Gong
This game needs to be in my pants right now.
And I wonder if Carano can lay off the twinkies long enough to make weight for her next fight?
urbanyeti's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 11:43
urbanyeti
That picture of Tim Curry and Gina "Woman of my Dreams" Carano is the best thing I have seen all day. Maybe even all week.
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 11:43
Kryptinite
I use to love Jenny McCarthy.

Actually I still do.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 11:45
Cowboy TTop
What I'd like to know is why EA feel the need to push so many big names. C&C has done plenty fine with unknown actors since the beginning.

Gemma Atkinson is cute though. Game looks awesome too.
Justin Villasenor's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 11:46
Justin Villasenor
Those pictures are hilarious.
Cartman's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 12:01
Cartman
The actress in the last picture next to Jim Curry has camel toe. Nice.
Uziwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 12:08
Uziwood
Jenny McCarthy, do want!
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 12:10
F Whipple
most excellent
McSnow's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 12:11
McSnow
From reading story to ejaculation in 4.3 seconds. A new personal record.
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 12:32
Fusiontr
You can't really go wrong with Tim Curry, Jonathan Pryce, Jenny McCarthy AND Gemma Atkinson

C&C3's cast wasn't necessarily bad
But this will be even more laughable than the old FMVs judging by the cast.

Cringeworthy acting

But still, Tim Curry as leader of Russia and George Takei will make this fucking awesome.
TrailerParkJesus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 13:30
TrailerParkJesus
Autumn Reeser, yum
Fusiontr's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 14:11
Fusiontr
Wait a second

Autumn Reeser is in this?


DO WANT
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 14:39
Sharpless
Ah, Jenny McCarthy, the ghost of Fapsmas past. And dammit, Gemma Atkinson's easily the most gorgeous of the world's gratuitous eye-candy. They're no Kari Wuhrer, but this will most certainly do. Brilliant.
Paroxysm's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 16:49
Paroxysm
I don't even like C&C... INSTABUY!
xe-cute's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 16:53
xe-cute
HOW MUCH IS THIS CAST LIST COSTING US?

I'd rather the money was spent on better developement of the game.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 17:32
MechaMonkey
Ah Tim Curry, how I loved thee in Muppet Treasure Island.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/20/2008 20:57
GohanGVO
ATTN: EA

This is doing it right!
zeroword's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/21/2008 10:48
zeroword
Gina can have my twinkies.
TheNakedAnt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/20/2008 15:45
TheNakedAnt
I would love to command and conquer her lady parts.
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