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pedrovay2003's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 04:11
pedrovay2003
...Wha...

Oh my God.
CapnCrunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 04:14
CapnCrunk
That's a GIF candidate, right there.
Jaysky0's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 04:17
Jaysky0
Did he stick it in it's... What is this I don't even-

God I'm imagining taking the damn thing out each time. And that music almost sounds like demonic chanting. I'm scared. .__.
Dyson's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 04:26
Dyson
I would play this. And I know a few people who *cough - Regina - cough* would also. Does that make me a bad person?
Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 05:17
Chronic Logic
Who makes a stuffed animal with a hole in the croth area?
Ruben Hanssen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 05:22
Ruben Hanssen
Apart from sticking the Wiimote where the sun don't shine...
This looks like a nice niche videogame for the much neglected 2-4 year olds. :p
aneishka's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 05:28
aneishka
Be afraid....be very afraid.
Pagster's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 05:57
Pagster
I bet fox news are already sat waiting for the first child to stick a wiimote in their anus so they can jump all over this.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 06:18
RonBurgandy2010
Is it wrong that I think that looks kind of fun...................



Also, you have to admit, it's damn pretty.
ph00p's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 06:25
ph00p
I think the chanting was a satanic incantation, watch out for the after effects.
IamVerificationImage's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 06:29
IamVerificationImage
I'll give them credit for the toy and game being a interesting product, but what's with that awful music? Who in the marketing department choose that awful noise?

And I think the kid looked like he couldn't give a damn and certaintly didn't have fun doing all that.
Springsteen's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 06:34
Springsteen
Aside from the painfully bad music and the wiimote-inserting awkwardness, the whole idea behind the product is great. But, seriously, the names....? COuld they get any more ridiculous? Wiiwaaa? Zoink Interactive? Come on...
ChildOfLore's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 06:43
ChildOfLore
Ha! Looks like fun. I would've loved that when I was little, I'll probably still love it now.
TheDirtyHeadband's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 07:06
TheDirtyHeadband
that boy was a just a little too slow putting the wii mote in there. furry's are gonna have a faptastic time with this.
eskimo bob's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 07:19
eskimo bob
besides the part where he shoves it up his bum, that seriously looks kinda fun.

...

okay, so shoving it up his bum would be fun too. don't judge me.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 07:32
Xzyliac
That almost seemed like a parody of Wii gaming. Like something you'd see on SNL or in GTA.

Also most inappropiate use of Justice's D.A.N.C.E. ever.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 07:44
EternalDeathSlayer
The graphics look better than many other Wii games.

That's a shame.
TheBlackLotus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 07:46
TheBlackLotus
Would anyone object to me doing this? The game, they just lost it. Big time...
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 07:52
timtheterrible
The graphics almost seem on par with an XBLA game. I'm impressed.
BiroBiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 07:53
BiroBiro
am I the only one that thinks this is pretty good?? you know, when I was 8 years old I would just love it.. humm... make it 5 years old..
Turbofail's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 08:14
Turbofail
What a shitty looking game
McThrill's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 08:26
McThrill
If you go to the official site, the promo video now has the wiimote being inserted through the mouth.

Not nearly as entertaining anymore.
Pic0o's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 08:32
Pic0o
Yeah, I have no complaints, short of the redonk music. :/
Fking Nasa's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 09:37
Fking Nasa
I'm waiting for a .gif of the kid shoving the wiimote into the naughty bits to appear.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 10:21
Dexter345
That's actually a really cute idea for a game, aside from the Wiimote anal rape part, and that I have no confidence that it works as advertised.
snoogans775's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 12:41
snoogans775
I wanna play!!!!
DrCGP's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 13:29
DrCGP
Laugh all you want but anyone who has children knows this will be the next big thing on the Wii. We keep laughing at Nintendo and they keep laughing all the way to the bank.
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 14:25
ZombiePlatypus
I wouldn't personally buy it, but I would beat that kid up and steal his. It actually looks decent.
Johnny Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 14:28
Johnny Justice
I reckon that's quite neat. It's sure going to be a hit with those of more innocent minds.
taterchimp's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 14:33
taterchimp
All anal fisting aside, it did look like a pretty cool idea.
ninjalegend's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 16:27
ninjalegend
The wii suppository, coming soon.
Woopman's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 17:37
Woopman
I'd like to try it.
cdevildevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 18:32
cdevildevil
Music by Justice makes any trailer 10 times sexier... which is why I'm just closing this browser now.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 21:04
lewness
@ChronicLogic

Japan?
Sir Legendhead's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/06/2009 21:34
Sir Legendhead
Woody's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/08/2009 16:48
Woody
The linked video has been removed. And the video on the Wiiwaa site has been edited to show the controller being inserted via thing's mouth.
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