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In a move certain to draw hordes of people to the service, Microsoft has announced their latest "Game with Fame" promotion. This coming weekend, players of Modern Warfare 2 will have the opportunity to play the game with none other than Dane Cook.

I'll give you a moment to get over your excitement. We ready? Good?

So, I'm just going to put this out there and see what you all think. I don't want to play a game with someone who even casually entertains the thought of Dane Cook being funny and/or someone they would like to spend ten minutes talking to. So, it's my suggestion that we all just stay off of Xbox Live entirely during the hours of 7 - 9pm (PST) on December 27th. You know, just to be safe.








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Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:23
Rockefellow
Oh, what an unfunny prick.I appreciate the heads up, I will warn all my friends.
Genocide316's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:25
Genocide316
Saw him up in Northern Virginia about a month or two ago...awesome show!
Mr Andy Dixon's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:27
Mr Andy Dixon
I think Dane Cook's pretty funny, actually.

But I don't play MW2 multuplayer, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
Xonticus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:28
Xonticus
The only thing I saw that I thought was remotely funny of his was some clips of when he was on SNL. Otherwise I am unconvinced.

Actually, Itd be neat to whoop his unfunny ass and hear him bitch about it like everyone else on xbl. Oh wait, I retract that statement.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:28
phantomile
Dane Cook, or whoever writes his jokes, used to be funny at one point in time.
Technophile's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:29
Technophile
I actually sat through an entire "comedy" special of his just to see if I would laugh.

I did not.

I did however see him live at the comedy store a few years ago. Funniest part was him ripping into some stupid heckler and the other comics that were on before him.
Lance Icarus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:31
Lance Icarus
I thought Dane Cook was funny when his original Comedy Central Presents special came out back when I was in high school, but then I tried watching that Twisted Circle special (Or whatever he called it) and I just got bored and turned the channel 30 minutes in. Saying that, who wouldn't enjoy nuking Dane Cook?
Syn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:31
Syn
I haven't been online at all in a while, but I wouldn't mind shooting Dane Cook up. I probably would forsake whatever the match goal is and just hunt him down so I can brag how much I shot Dane Cook, because Dane Cook Dane Cook.

Dane Cook.

Also, cocks
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:32
Char Aznable
I was a big fan around 7 or 8 years ago, but I'm incredibly tired of this motherfucker now.

Also, Good Luck Chuck was a terrible movie, made entirely for the purpose of having Dane nail hot chicks on film. There was a surprising amount of on-screen fucking for a somewhat mainstream movie.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:36
Xzyliac
In the meantime you all could've been playing Guitar Hero with Weird Al but no one reports that.

Sadness. Dickheads win the day again.
Rammstein's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:38
Rammstein
I get to shoot this unfunny prick in the face? Where do I sign up?
Infernoman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:40
Infernoman
so...is it cool to hate him or like only his old stuff or...oh forget it ya'll can say what you want I find him enjoyable now and again.

don't have a reason to hate him...
mollygos's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:44
mollygos
Gross. He's not funny, he's just sort of a douche.
I want to play MW2 with Robin Williams.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:48
Qraze
playing anything with weird Al is far better imo.

i find him to arrogant to be funny myself. i think his ego is bigger than his comedy.
Chin35char's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:57
Chin35char
Lets do a B&E, and its not bacon and eggs. Though Bacon and Eggs are fucking delicious.
Paroxysm's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 16:57
Paroxysm
I've only ever seen Dane Cook in Mr Brooks and he wasn't bad in that.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:01
Holyetheline
Dane Cook isn't too bad. Might be fun to play some MW2 with him. hmmmm
Amnesiac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:06
Amnesiac
Hook him up to some machine that kills him if he dies in-game. Then we'll talk.
Strife381's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:07
Strife381
If i were a bro id like him
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:23
Electrium
Welcome to Destrutoid, where anything that isn't gaming related sucks.
mabman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:24
mabman
I still <3 him
Ambulance-Y's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:26
Ambulance-Y
@ phantomile, by whoever writes his jokes you mean other comedians. He's a notorious joke thief just changes afew words here and there. His "I'm gonna name my kid Optimus Prime" bit is the one I can think of off hand, stolen from Louis CK. A snl bit he did about trying on shoes was stolen from demetri martin.

also, i bet his clan tag is BAMF (see his joke about buying a cement mixer) and he'll make a joke about who shit on the coats?!!?!???
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:28
DaedHead8
Let me know when Louis CK get's an Xbox, then I'll care.
Dwayne Ayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:32
Dwayne Ayer
My birthday is on the 27th. And now it's ruined. Thanks Xbox.
H4RDC0RP5's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:43
H4RDC0RP5
So you're one of those people, Conrad. Say what you will, I think he's fucking hilarious. Just my opinion, I suppose. I won't go out of my way to play with him, but it could be cool. Too bad I relegate my online experiences to Steam.
Shiro Shishi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:47
Shiro Shishi
Wow Conrad...you're kinda a dick.

But for me to be mad at someone over an opinion on the internet would be childish!


<3
Galaxy Ninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 17:54
Galaxy Ninja
I never got all the hate about Dane, he's pretty damn funny
DreamingDarklyRobin's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 18:01
DreamingDarklyRobin
He was kinda funny until Tourgasm.........lets not talk about that.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 18:18
Xzyliac
I don't get why someone needs an "agenda" to not think Dane Cook is funny. Can't we just not have anything against him at all and just not find him funny?

The only time I ever really disliked him was during Isolated Incident when he told the story of the guys who apologized for being a dick to him and Dane (allegedly) was just a bigger dick in retaliation. But I got over it. I just think he's unfunny. I have nothing against him.
Arch649's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 18:22
Arch649
Dan Cook has a Class-clown-that-tries-too-hard vibe that just irritates me. In other word I don't think he's funny.
Corican's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 18:23
Corican
The hand thing is called the SU-FI, which means SUPER-FINGER.
It's basically the middle finger.
He decided that the middle finger is too thin to be noticed from a distance. So he made up the su-fi gesture.

I thought he used to be very funny, but I havent heard any of his recent stuff.
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 18:29
HiddenAHB
I don't hate him, but i also want to avoid him in every possible oportunity.
Also, i wish a panda rape him. That would make him more humble.
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 18:36
JoeCamNet
I liked Dane Cook until the specials where you'd try to hear him say something and instead of a joke, he'd just spout a catchphrase to make the 10,000 girls in the audience all scream and moisten their panties...
For anybody who USED to like Dane Cook, check out his ISolated INcident special. It was him in a club doing real stand up. No squealing girlies, no mugging for the camera, just a solid hour of good stand up. Good special.
thatguyukno's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 18:49
thatguyukno
@ JoeCamNet rectal cancer is more funny than dane cook, the funniest thing he ever did was the movie waiting,and that's because he had like 15 lines in the whole movie.
A Very Drunk Panda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 19:03
A Very Drunk Panda
Not very enthusiastic. I'm more of a dry humour person anyway, I can't say I care for any of his stuff, and of what I've seen, and if I had a shotgun to my head and had to choose, my favourite special of his is probably Vicious Circle, and even that was very hit and miss.

Also, @HiddenAHB, It'll cost you, also, he has to be knocked out and I'll need enough alcohol to be borderline poisoned.
timtheterrible's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 19:07
timtheterrible
I'm no hater, I always found the jokes that he stole from Louis CK to be pretty damned funny.
Senger's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 19:11
Senger
Conrad this post is almost as funny as Dane Cook. It makes me laugh at what a piece of work you are. Saying you don't want to play with people because they think someone you don't like is funny. Kind of pathetic and kind of funny if you ask me.
dip's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 19:18
dip
Dane Cook was funny at one point. His first CD, Retaliation was and still is hilarious. His new stuff is fucking atrocious though. I don't know what happened but the dude just isn't funny anymore...
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 19:26
RenegadePanda
As if MW2 needed yet another prick.
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 19:29
Corak
Glad I don't play this on the 360. Dude is not a commedian, he tells stories, runs around stage flapping his arms, raising one eyebrow at the camera, and just says what happens. From what I've heard of his work I don't think I heard one punchline.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 19:40
-PL-
He'll just blend in with everybody else.
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 20:32
infinity
obligatory dane cook sucks.
GEMPadre036's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 20:42
GEMPadre036
Dane Cook is bad, but I don't "hate" him. But 99% of his fans are so ridiculous! Pray to God you don't give even a slightly negative or even neutral opinion about him in the presence of a fan, or they'll let loose like a disturbed badger!
enteringoblivion's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 21:13
enteringoblivion
He's funny for about five minutes, but I've never really caught myself laughing all that hard. He relies mainly on jumping around and looking stupid to get laughs rather than the actual jokes. It's tiresome.

I think the hand thing is suppose to be double middle fingers like "double fuck you".
Kyogissun's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 21:37
Kyogissun
I'm sorry but I actually enjoy his comedy. I saw Isolated Incident and most of his other specials and I find him pretty enjoyable.

Granted he's no Demitri Martin, Christopher Titus or Nick Swardson, but he's not really bad. He's not dying of laughter hilarious, but I find him entertaining.

Everyone just hates him because of the fanbase and his popularity. If you just treat him as another comic, he's just as funny as any other generic comic.
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 22:06
greks224
Yo, you know when you're playing Modern Warfare 2 and someone on the headset goes
AH-AH-AH-AH SHWERP SHWERP SHWERP. And I'm all like "Woh dude...just playing a gaayyyyyyyyyy-me" *SU-FI*
Holiday's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 22:11
Holiday
I like Dane Cook because whenever I need to explain what a "douche" is I merely say "Well...have you ever herd of Dane Cook?"
Mayiplay's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 22:21
Mayiplay
You guys, enough with this bull$#*%. Dane Cook's parents BOTH DIED OF CANCER, so what in the whole world makes you guys think you're cool to talk $#*% about him? JUST DROP IT. People are still going to like him no matter what, anyways.
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 22:24
Conrad Zimmerman
@Senger: Glad you got the joke.
Brolsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/22/2009 22:34
Brolsen
Why is no one responding enthousiastically about shooting Dane Cook in the face (ingame of course). Someone has to do it.
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