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OK, so it's not that Castle Crashers you're thinking of, but it might be just enough to hold you over until the game finally does come out for the Xbox 360. In this little flash game, you get to play as the Castle Crashers and fight Tom Flup's floating head and his demonic beard. As you fight Tom, you will level up, gain new weapons and avoid falling bread loafs.

So what's the deal here? Apparently, Tom Flup has vowed to not shave his face until the game comes out for XBLA. Whatever the case, we now have a small taste of what's to come from probably one of the biggest XBLA titles ever.

[Via Kotaku -- Special thanks to Suff0cat and mid3vol for the backup]








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Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 03:27
Bob Muir
The man is going to look like a wizened hobo by the time the game releases, then.
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 03:32
Coonskin05
Damn you CTZ, you made me think there was a demo on XBLM right now or something. I'm not happy with you right now.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 03:36
Teta
Short game is short.
Also, this post smells like cat.
wobblefunk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 03:54
wobblefunk
cool flash game, cant wait for xbla version
sirpalee's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 03:55
sirpalee
I finished the game some hours ago, it's fun, and I've got my points for it :) .
flay's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 04:21
flay
jesus.

its Tom FULP

and the least you could do is link to the game on his own damn site:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/429765
Lime's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 04:24
Lime
Welcome to several months ago.
Macca's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 05:27
Macca
I agree with Coonskin. God damn you CTZ and my RSS reader.
3dd13's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 06:30
3dd13
Wait til Savant sees this in RSS. He'll be grabbing his figurines and running to Live, only to be let down.

This game would be sweet on WiiWare too...
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 07:05
wilbo
i remember playing this game like months ago wtf?
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 08:32
Holyetheline
Tom Fulp is great. I want to stop shaving so I can be just like him.
Wiid Whacker's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 09:22
Wiid Whacker
I got to the highest level - FABULOUS! Maybe a spoiler to a pink castle crasher being in the XBLA game?

Also, bonus points for the ending parodying Super Mario Bros. 2.
Yuphrum's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 10:11
Yuphrum
Lol, that was fantastic!
When I got the last power up though I was like "what...?"
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 10:28
Cheeburga
You had me so excited.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 11:03
Jonathan Holmes
Best flash game I've played in a while.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 11:05
brosef
aaaaaaand I'm addicted. Damn it CTZ, now I want this game even more.
mid3vol's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 11:37
mid3vol
lol @ ungrateful kids. i would totally play if my computer was good enough to, maybe i'll steal cat's computar and play it later on. MAYBE WHEN I SEE YOU NEXT. IN THAT AWESOME HAMZA IS A PIMP YO SHIRT. DANG. DANG. dang.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 11:42
mistic
man I can't wait to get this game!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 11:47
Eschatos
Why didn't they just put it on Newgrounds?
Yuphrum's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 11:49
Yuphrum
THE BEARD WILL DEVOUR YOU!!!!!!
Phoenix Gamma's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 11:52
Phoenix Gamma
The game is strangely addictive. I got so excited when I started racking up combos.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 11:56
AngelsDontBurn
Yeah I was playing this the other day. It's awesome. But I hate you for that headline Hamza. For a second I thought it was released. It meaning Castle Crashers and then I saw the image and I was like "Oh yeah, that." Lol.
Druid 01's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 12:10
Druid 01
yea i played this when it first got the front page at newgrounds, gotta love tom fulp
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 13:09
Chaosye
So old but so good.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 13:14
Sharpless
@Eschatos
They did put it on Newgrounds. Hamza just didn't link to it. I tried this a few months ago, but fuck keyboard controls.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 13:30
-PL-
Fulp. Rhymes with Pulp. Anybody remember Newgrounds back when it was still "Celebrity assassin"?
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 13:57
AngelsDontBurn
I definitely do -PL-!

I remember how addicted to the site I was. Especially when it became newgrounds.
myzz's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 14:04
myzz
the beard wtfx ownt me :[
CaptainApocalypse's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 15:22
CaptainApocalypse
Holy shit, this game is amazing. DO WANT on XBLA.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 15:26
naia-the-gamer
I sucked at the controls because I suck at using a keyboard to play games :P

But other than that I totally want to buy this now.

Dammit! Now I have to buy more points.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 15:33
Eschatos
Crap. I was trying to get to level 5, but I accidentally beat him when I had 945 out of 950 experience.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 15:37
Neonie
The game was quite good, but the voice for the beard guy was meh. Am totally looking forward to getting this for XBLA.
Audio Video's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 16:00
Audio Video
@Eschatos:

Fool! Now you'll never get to play as the pink castle crasher with the rainbow-lollipop that fires bubbles!

Seriously, though, like Wiid Whacker says, if you get 950 exp, the screen turns pink, the announcer shouts "FABULOUS!" and you become a smiling pink crasher, your weapon becomes a lollipop that leaves rainbow trails, and your magic is bubbles.

PROTIP: Abuse the gravestones like mad if you want to reach that high.
desaturated's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 17:08
desaturated
Props to those that finish this, it is mucho hard for ol' meh.
Pangloss's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 17:47
Pangloss
THE BEARD WILL DEVOUR YOU
Twicky's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 21:15
Twicky
Old.
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 23:08
JRisJunior
that was hilarious. beat it the second time through. quite enjoyable i must say.
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2008 23:47
Chaosye
@Neonie
That was Tom Fulp who voice acted da beard.
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 01:01
ArrestedDeveloper
And big ups to me for blogging about it even before Kotaku found it......I'm awesome.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 03:26
Sharpless
I think it's because it's a good-looking, 2D, sidescrolling, online co-op beat-em-up. Also, Dan Paladin means quality. This Flash game isn't a good representation of the real thing.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 08:07
fetusmilk
was it me or why have platforms you cant even jump onto or use? was still fuuny/fun to play.
L0cky's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 08:54
L0cky
awsome arcadie minigame i love it seem hard at first but after you figured out the pattern its much easyer :-)
Jinky Williams's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/05/2008 15:17
Jinky Williams
fetusmilk: I was able to use the platforms to jump onto. And you need to use them to get out of the way of his low-level eye beam.

Also, hitting the gravestones will get you XP. group them all together (I think four total if you don't die) and you'll be level 5 before too long.
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