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Plant your seed in Mama's dirtbox: Gardening Mama is on the way photo

You've gotten your spatula on her iced buns, and now you can ram your tool into her root patch as Cooking Mama becomes Gardening Mama! Yes, Taito has announced that gaming's hottest MILF is returning and this time she'll be getting her arms around a big hoe!

Whether you're making Mama's garden wet, plucking her bulbs or dumping your muck all over her growths, you'll be involved in every step of the gardening process, just like Cooking Mama. Only YOU can tame Mama's bush. 

Gardening Mama is due for the DS and will also feature Wi-Fi multiplayer support, although nothing has been revealed on that side of things. So far there is no talk of a US release, but it's about as inevitable as some no-name feminist blogger getting mad at everything I just wrote ... again.


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Iron Dragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 12:41
Iron Dragon
That picture distrubs me...

Also I guess Nintendo turned down the other Mama series concepts:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=254
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 12:48
AgentMOO
Bravo mister sterling, that is some brilliant innuendo you have there.

Being an American I probably would have relied on the boring old hoe schtick.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 12:51
Cataract
Wi-Fi multiplayer?

I can finally plow my field with my friends hoe! Yes!
mikeyed's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 12:53
mikeyed
Innuendo in your end-o....

I just have to say that.
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 12:57
Rainbowblack
god those innuendos were so cliche and still couldn't keep myself from laughing
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 12:59
king3vbo
That picture is fucking with mah mind
Blind assassin's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 13:09
Blind assassin
I like how you took three sentences worth of content and turned it into three paragraphs of innuendo.
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 13:10
NihonTiger90
That picture is creepy.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 13:34
mix
Pretty much the best article I have read all day.
BakaTanuki's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 13:35
BakaTanuki
I love Cooking Mama, but I'm pretty content with it and don't feel like I need to own every aspect of the "mama" franchise.
Doomtrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 13:36
Doomtrain
Best title ever.
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 14:58
itemforty
James Herbert Sterling, you got entendre EVERYWHERE! Wait 'til your father comes home mister!
KMCC's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 15:02
KMCC
Gaming's hottest MILF! Come on, no one should ever get mad at that.
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 15:04
Joe Burling
I love you Jim
Bioautographical's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 15:23
Bioautographical
Best thing I've ever read ever.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 15:28
Colette Bennett
I AM APPALLED. THIS IS AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE FEMALE RACE. JIM STERLING SHOULD BE KILLED BY WILD DOGS!!!!111!!!!!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 15:44
Dexter345
I didn't realize there were so many innuendos you could pull out of gardening. I'm impressed.
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 15:57
parrothead
jim, you crack me up
hysterisch's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/24/2008 18:35
hysterisch
Wow. Just wow. I don't think I ever would have imagined Mama as a MILF, but, thanks for the image. You've scarred me for life, good sir.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2008 18:19
GohanGVO
I'd ferment her soil.
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