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Plant your seed in Mama's dirtbox: Gardening Mama is on the way photo

You've gotten your spatula on her iced buns, and now you can ram your tool into her root patch as Cooking Mama becomes Gardening Mama! Yes, Taito has announced that gaming's hottest MILF is returning and this time she'll be getting her arms around a big hoe!

Whether you're making Mama's garden wet, plucking her bulbs or dumping your muck all over her growths, you'll be involved in every step of the gardening process, just like Cooking Mama. Only YOU can tame Mama's bush. 

Gardening Mama is due for the DS and will also feature Wi-Fi multiplayer support, although nothing has been revealed on that side of things. So far there is no talk of a US release, but it's about as inevitable as some no-name feminist blogger getting mad at everything I just wrote ... again.


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Iron Dragon's Avatar
Iron Dragon at 09/24/2008 12:41
That picture distrubs me...

Also I guess Nintendo turned down the other Mama series concepts:

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=254
AgentMOO's Avatar
AgentMOO at 09/24/2008 12:48
Bravo mister sterling, that is some brilliant innuendo you have there.

Being an American I probably would have relied on the boring old hoe schtick.
Cataract's Avatar
Cataract at 09/24/2008 12:51
Wi-Fi multiplayer?

I can finally plow my field with my friends hoe! Yes!
mikeyed's Avatar
mikeyed at 09/24/2008 12:53
Innuendo in your end-o....

I just have to say that.
Rainbowblack's Avatar
Rainbowblack at 09/24/2008 12:57
god those innuendos were so cliche and still couldn't keep myself from laughing
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 09/24/2008 12:59
That picture is fucking with mah mind
Blind assassin's Avatar
Blind assassin at 09/24/2008 13:09
I like how you took three sentences worth of content and turned it into three paragraphs of innuendo.
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 09/24/2008 13:10
That picture is creepy.
mix's Avatar
mix at 09/24/2008 13:34
Pretty much the best article I have read all day.
BakaTanuki's Avatar
BakaTanuki at 09/24/2008 13:35
I love Cooking Mama, but I'm pretty content with it and don't feel like I need to own every aspect of the "mama" franchise.
Doomtrain's Avatar
Doomtrain at 09/24/2008 13:36
Best title ever.
itemforty's Avatar
itemforty at 09/24/2008 14:58
James Herbert Sterling, you got entendre EVERYWHERE! Wait 'til your father comes home mister!
KMCC's Avatar
KMCC at 09/24/2008 15:02
Gaming's hottest MILF! Come on, no one should ever get mad at that.
Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 09/24/2008 15:04
I love you Jim
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Bioautographical at 09/24/2008 15:23
Best thing I've ever read ever.
Colette Bennett's Avatar
Colette Bennett at 09/24/2008 15:28
I AM APPALLED. THIS IS AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE FEMALE RACE. JIM STERLING SHOULD BE KILLED BY WILD DOGS!!!!111!!!!!
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 09/24/2008 15:44
I didn't realize there were so many innuendos you could pull out of gardening. I'm impressed.
parrothead's Avatar
parrothead at 09/24/2008 15:57
jim, you crack me up
hysterisch's Avatar
hysterisch at 09/24/2008 18:35
Wow. Just wow. I don't think I ever would have imagined Mama as a MILF, but, thanks for the image. You've scarred me for life, good sir.
GohanGVO's Avatar
GohanGVO at 09/27/2008 18:19
I'd ferment her soil.
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